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Post by drystyx on May 16, 2019 0:25:29 GMT
Goofus says "I pee on your god".
Gallant says "Respectfully, sir (ma'am), I am not convinced of the validity of your God's reign, nor if he reigns, if you don't mind my saying so."
Goofus says "My God can whip your q...r f..gg.t God eight days a week!
Gallant says "I believe, sir, that your God and my God may actually be the same entity, and that we merely have different projections of that god's attributes."
Goofus says "There ain't no God!"
Gallant says "While my associate prefers to use the double negative which I believe he doesn't intend to use, let me assert that I am very confident that there is no God, though I respect your opinion that one may exist, and I may be right, I may be wrong, you may be right, you may be wrong, and it's just my opinion, sir (ma'am).
Goofus says "Hey, shit for brains, you're ignorant, aren't you?"
Gallant says "I believe that when you pass from this world, God forbid, if God exists, that your excellent brain will make an excellent fertilizer for some very excellent plant growth."
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Post by maya55555 on May 16, 2019 3:50:19 GMT
HIGHLIGHTS MAGAZINE
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Post by The Herald Erjen on May 16, 2019 9:05:02 GMT
I remember Goofus and Gallant.  |
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Post by Vegas on May 16, 2019 9:27:04 GMT
Now do those stick people....
And would a "Hidden Pictures" kill ya?..... Those were my favorites.
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Post by maya55555 on May 16, 2019 21:16:00 GMT
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Post by thefleetsin on May 17, 2019 20:26:18 GMT
your never ending judgement parade is still duly noted.
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Post by maya55555 on May 18, 2019 2:08:51 GMT
feetsin
SHUT UP!
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Post by Vegas on May 18, 2019 12:44:35 GMT
I still can't find that damned nail. 
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Post by maya55555 on May 18, 2019 18:31:56 GMT
Vegas
Follow the football<-----HINT.
Also I found a paint brush 
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Post by maya55555 on May 18, 2019 19:20:31 GMT
OK GUYS TRY THIS:
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Post by gameboy on May 18, 2019 19:48:09 GMT
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Post by Vegas on May 18, 2019 20:47:08 GMT
Vegas
Follow the football<-----HINT.
Also I found a paint brush Yeah... There's "BONUS" pictures in there...  I got the paint brush, mitten, and paper clip.... Still looking for the candle. 
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Post by drystyx on May 19, 2019 22:21:56 GMT
OK GUYS TRY THIS:
I always thought that if you found everything in the picture before the doctor saw you, he should give you a lollipop.
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Post by maya55555 on May 19, 2019 22:34:03 GMT
Dearest drystyx
Thank you for reviving my childhood memories. You are a great guy. 
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Post by maya55555 on May 20, 2019 2:31:03 GMT
TRY THIS:
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Post by Vegas on May 20, 2019 2:39:24 GMT
TRY THIS: Once I found it I realized that the title of the puzzle is wrong. The whole thing spells out "The Hidden Tiger". It should be "Can you find the hidden tiger?"
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Post by WarrenPeace on May 20, 2019 5:26:24 GMT
Goofus says "I pee on your god". Gallant says "Respectfully, sir (ma'am), I am not convinced of the validity of your God's reign, nor if he reigns, if you don't mind my saying so." Goofus says "My God can whip your q...r f..gg.t God eight days a week! Gallant says "I believe, sir, that your God and my God may actually be the same entity, and that we merely have different projections of that god's attributes." Goofus says "There ain't no God!" Gallant says "While my associate prefers to use the double negative which I believe he doesn't intend to use, let me assert that I am very confident that there is no God, though I respect your opinion that one may exist, and I may be right, I may be wrong, you may be right, you may be wrong, and it's just my opinion, sir (ma'am). Goofus says "Hey, shit for brains, you're ignorant, aren't you?" Gallant says "I believe that when you pass from this world, God forbid, if God exists, that your excellent brain will make an excellent fertilizer for some very excellent plant growth." Ooh! Ooh! I wanna play! I like to think of what happens when they are adults. Goofus never pays the hooker. Gallant always makes sure to pay her in advance. Goofus denies the children are his. Gallant pays child support even though he has his doubts. Goofus: Well son, now that you are 10 you are old enough to use the power mower and to learn about the chainsaw. Gallant does not let any of his kids anywhere near the power tools which is why they hate their dad so much. Goofus has no problem letting his old lady be the breadwinner. Galliant feels guilty when his wife has to work to help make ends meet. Goofus likes to go on a three day bender pretty often. Gallant only gets near beer or NA wine which is why no one ever shows up to his parties. Goofus takes his chances with cocaine AND heroin at once sometimes. Gallant is playing it safe by just sticking with marijuana and only twice a year. Goofus bribes the police officer to get out of his speeding ticket. Gallant hires a lawyer for his court date and goes further into debt. Goofus sleeps in on Sunday mornings. Gallant sleeps in the church parking lot on Saturday nights to be sure he can be at church on time for Sunday services. Goofus hides the body and the murder weapon. Gallant gives a full confession even though witnesses swear it was in self defense. Goofus never wears a condom. "Trust me. I am STD free." Gallant wears three of them at once just to be sure. Goofus will get into frequent bar fights over stupid little arguments. Gallant still has no idea what a bar is. Goofus is still wearing the same shirt three days later. Gallant does his own laundry. Daily. Goofus speeds through school zones even when children are present. Gallant avoids school zones even if it takes him 15 minutes longer to get somewhere.
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Post by Vegas on May 20, 2019 8:54:38 GMT
Yeah... There's "BONUS" pictures in there... I got the paint brush, mitten, and paper clip.... Still looking for the candle. Still can't find that fuking candle. 
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Post by WarrenPeace on May 20, 2019 20:55:45 GMT
I got some more:
Goofus: "Bitch, make me a sandwich!"
Gallant happily makes dinner for his wife.
Goofus rolls over and goes to sleep right after he busts a nut inside his old lady and doesn't care if she cums or not.
Gallant always cuddles his wife after meeting her sexual needs before his.
Goofus watches his porn collection even with his kids in the room.
Gallant goes out to the porn theatre wearing a disguise.
Goofus only reads comic books.
Gallant only reads books that don't have any pictures in them.
Goofus spent time behind bars.
Gallant spent time in college.
Goofus spits on the bums.
Gallant happily volunteers at the local soup kitchen to feed the homeless. Not bums. Homeless.
Goofus has premarital sex. A lot and with a lot of different girls.
Gallant is still waiting until marriage before sex. And still waiting. And waiting some more.
Goofus takes his family on vacation to Vegas.
Gallant takes his family on vacation to Disneyland.
Goofus never cleans the heroin needle when he passes it to someone else to use.
Gallant makes sure that he has plenty of new syrangies to share.
Goofus drives a gas guzzling, pollution belching, loud noisy truck.
Gallant drives an electric car.
Goofus listens to heavy metal. With the volume cranked way up. All day every day.
Gallant only listens to Pat Boone or The Carpenters with the volume way the heck down.
Goofus plays pranks on his friends all the time.
Gallant is the butt of pranks from his friends all the time and he laughs about it even though he hates it.
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Post by maya55555 on May 20, 2019 22:24:31 GMT
This is one of our top threads----------EVER!!!
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