Can we have an architecture board..

May 23, 2019 16:57:04 GMT MrFurious said:

...down there at the bottom with the "Other General topics"?

Or is there one already?

I like architecture, but I think it will just descend into petty squabbles.

'Look at my new Architrave, mate!'

'That's not an Architrave, that's a f'king door frame!'

'It's a f'king classic example of an ionic Architrave!'.

'It's a f'king doorway mate. Now f'k off!!'.

See what I mean.

It won't end well.

And god forbid if we ever get on to conservatories.

That's a whole other kettle of fish.

'Do you like my new Orangery?'

'What? Sorry?'

'My new Orangery, do you like it?'

'What fucking Orangery!?'

'The one you're standing in!'

'This isn't a fucking Orangery; it's a conservatory!!'

'It's an Orangery, mate!'

'A couple of loungers, an occasional table and a Yucca plant in the corner does not, an Orangery, make!'

An Architecture board?

Just say 'No!'.