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Post by mstreepsucks on Jun 2, 2019 0:19:22 GMT
It's weird but the answer is two. One of them to do that, and the other one to ask how long he's been up there.
lol. I would say that joke is , on a scale from one to ten probably a 7. But your mileage may vary.
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Post by Admin on Jun 2, 2019 0:25:00 GMT
It's weird but the answer is two. One of them to do that, and the other one to ask how long he's been up there.
lol. I would say that joke is , on a scale from one to ten probably a 7. But your mileage may vary. I don't get it, but speaking of lightbulb jokes... What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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Post by mstreepsucks on Jun 2, 2019 0:29:35 GMT
It's weird but the answer is two. One of them to do that, and the other one to ask how long he's been up there.
lol. I would say that joke is , on a scale from one to ten probably a 7. But your mileage may vary. I don't get it, but speaking of lightbulb jokes... What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Said steve martin. One time.
I don't remember any other actor say that joke, except for SM.
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Post by Admin on Jun 2, 2019 0:33:34 GMT
I don't get it, but speaking of lightbulb jokes... What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Said steve martin. One time.
I don't remember any other actor say that joke, except for SM.
That's a Steve Martin joke? I've been telling it for a long time and I never knew that. Pretty cool!
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Post by mstreepsucks on Jun 2, 2019 0:36:55 GMT
I should have said, steve martin said it in a movie one time. but as far as I know I don't remember hearing any other actor say that joke, in a movie.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jun 2, 2019 0:38:11 GMT
It's weird but the answer is two. One of them to do that, and the other one to ask how long he's been up there.
lol. I would say that joke is , on a scale from one to ten probably a 7. But your mileage may vary. NONE... No comedian could ever complete the task, because every comedian in the room would just be standing around telling jokes... It would be someone in the audience, so they could be able to see the comedians.
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Jun 2, 2019 0:51:41 GMT
The correct answer: Two. One to screw it in, one to say, "Sock it to me."
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jun 2, 2019 8:20:46 GMT
It's a neta joke, everyone. The other comedian is there to then tell it as a joke themselves.
There's a Muslim one that made me cry with laughter, but I'm afraid to post it.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jun 3, 2019 20:27:00 GMT
It's weird but the answer is two. One of them to do that, and the other one to ask how long he's been up there.
lol. I would say that joke is , on a scale from one to ten probably a 7. But your mileage may vary. I don't get it, but speaking of lightbulb jokes... What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one but it takes an entire emergency room staff to remove it.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jun 3, 2019 20:28:09 GMT
The Amish version of these jokes starts out with:
How many wheat farmers does it take to light a candle?
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