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Post by Feologild Oakes on Jul 9, 2019 0:49:31 GMT
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Jul 9, 2019 1:25:12 GMT
Moments after this photo was taken, Julie somehow managed to break her toe and had to give up her dream of teaching third grade at Atlantic Beach Elementary School.
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Post by rogerthat on Jul 9, 2019 3:03:41 GMT
Dad, I don't care how much you need to hide these tspes, my hair is full enough.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jul 9, 2019 4:08:12 GMT
Dick: Honey, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to call Russia on this phone and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can. It will be a hoot!
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jul 9, 2019 4:09:26 GMT
Julie: You know dad, I am really hungry. Do you think we could go down to the kitchen and you could maybe fix something for me to eat?
Dick: I can't do that honey because I am not a cook!
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jul 9, 2019 4:11:54 GMT
Julie: Wow! What a shine! I can really see myself in this desk. What do you use to get it so nice looking?
Dick: Why I use Lemon Pledge.
*Both look into the camera and say at the same time*
Lemon Pledge. The First Family suggests American housewives use it every time for a really good shine.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jul 9, 2019 5:34:01 GMT
Dad, I don't care how much you need to hide these tspes, my hair is full enough. You know dad, next time you run out of tape I wish you would stop using my Frankie Avalon recordings for it.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jul 9, 2019 6:30:07 GMT
'You see this here desk? In the next century, Russia will be plugged into it because a moron elected by morons loves spite more than country.'
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Post by msdemos on Jul 9, 2019 13:24:41 GMT
"Daddy, just a quick update. I've divorced David, because I'm deeply in love with a negro.........and will be marrying her next week. Any chance we can have the ceremony here at the White House, to better accommodate all the press??"  SAVE FERRIS
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2019 15:56:17 GMT
Julie: Daddy, can I please have some money for the mall, pleeeaaaaase?
Nixon: Julie, money doesn't grow on trees... I am not a crook!
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Post by politicidal on Jul 9, 2019 16:02:44 GMT
"Daddy, have you seen the tapes with our home movies recorded by any chance?"
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Jul 9, 2019 19:22:12 GMT
“Dad, I plan on marrying Dwight Eisenhower’s grandson and have a lesbian daughter, kthxbi”
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jul 9, 2019 23:45:53 GMT
"Daddy... don't be a Trump..."
"Oh sweetheart, even I could never be a Trump. And I'm in like in the top three worst Presidents ever!"
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Jul 9, 2019 23:54:53 GMT
"Wait, wait... you're telling me you did WHAT?!?!?"
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