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Post by Skaathar on Jul 14, 2019 9:26:58 GMT
Wow, so you actually watched the movie within its first week or so. And here I thought you didn't like the MCU.
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Post by dazz on Jul 14, 2019 11:25:23 GMT
Wow, so you actually watched the movie within its first week or so. And here I thought you didn't like the MCU. But he probably got a free ticket like he did with Homecoming iirc, but I am sure this time it wasn't due to him needing to get his car fixed, I mean that would be just too unbelievable a coincidence right? he was probably getting his shoes resoled and so had to walk barefoot for several hours and the theatre personnel saw him thought he was homeless and gave him a free ticket and a small popcorn out of sympathy, and told him don't worry Disney brought out the theatre so it doesn't matter...hail hydra, where in he sat watching the movie in an empty room because NO ONE would actually pay for this crap...
How close was I DC-Fan? or did you watch a crappy pirate stream again?
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Post by DC-Fan on Jul 14, 2019 15:47:43 GMT
1. In Far From Home, Beck tells SHIELD that a fire monster is going to attack Prague, similar to the water monster that attacked Venice. So SHIELD wants Spider-Man to go to Prague to fight the fire monster. Why the fuck does SHIELD want Spider-Man to fight the fire monster? Spider-Man's webs were useless against the water monster. What makes SHIELD think Spider-Man's webs are going to be any more effective against a fire monster? Makes no sense at all.
2. When Peter refuses to go to Prague, SHIELD tricks Peter's class into going to Prague. What kind of government agency intentionally tricks civilians, most of whom are minors, into going to a place that they know is going to be attacked? Makes no sense at all.
3. 1 of the chaperones says "We've been upgraded. We're going to Prague!". No offense to people from the Czech Republic, but why the fuck would anyone consider a trip to Prague an upgrade over a trip to Paris. Why would anyone want to go to Prague instead of Paris for their summer vacation? Makes no sense at all.
4. When the class gets to Prague, there's a Masopust festival, which is what Mardi Gras is called in the Czech Republic. Mardi Gras is always in the Winter and marks the beginning of the fasting period before Easter. Why is there a Mardi Gras festival in the summer? Makes no sense at all.
1a: Fire and Water are not the same thing, plastic can hold water, fire melts plastic, water washes away mud, fire simply dries it out
Spiderwebs hold things. How the fuck would Spider-Man's spiderwebs hold water or fire? Spider-Man's spiderwebs were useless against the water monster and the fire monster. So why the fuck would SHIELD need Spider-Man to go to Prague to fight a fire monster? Makes no sense at all.
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Post by poutinep on Jul 14, 2019 16:09:59 GMT
1a: Fire and Water are not the same thing, plastic can hold water, fire melts plastic, water washes away mud, fire simply dries it out
Spiderwebs hold things. How the fuck would Spider-Man's spiderwebs hold water or fire? Spider-Man's spiderwebs were useless against the water monster and the fire monster. So why the fuck would SHIELD need Spider-Man to go to Prague to fight a fire monster? Makes no sense at all. What 'makes no sense at all' is how much time you spend discussing movies you supposedly hate.
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Post by dazz on Jul 14, 2019 17:22:35 GMT
1a: Fire and Water are not the same thing, plastic can hold water, fire melts plastic, water washes away mud, fire simply dries it out
Spiderwebs hold things. How the fuck would Spider-Man's spiderwebs hold water or fire? Spider-Man's spiderwebs were useless against the water monster and the fire monster. So why the fuck would SHIELD need Spider-Man to go to Prague to fight a fire monster? Makes no sense at all . It took you an entire day to figure out which part of my post to crop and selectively quote to try and pretend to have a point huh, that's sad bro real sad.
I monkeyed around and by only selectively reading the bold text turned your post into one agreeing with the need for Spider-Man, took me 20 seconds, and I captured the usual intellect your post typically posses in the process.
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Post by seahawksraawk00 on Jul 15, 2019 1:11:15 GMT
I'm gonna stop you right there. Paris is one of the most overrated cities in the world. The Eiffel tower is literally all it has going for it because it's really it's only famous landmark.
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