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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 13, 2019 20:26:04 GMT
Mine would be "Thou shall always keep your sense of humor when you are having sex..."
Dignity during sex seems stupid and a complete waste. What's the point? Sentiment is great and wonderful and powerful, but not when you are having sex.
Anyway, that's how I see it.
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Jul 13, 2019 20:26:41 GMT
Thou shalt love cats.
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 13, 2019 20:32:46 GMT
You are always so reliably low-key and pleasant, catman. It's a nice quality.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Jul 13, 2019 21:40:47 GMT
Why bother?
The 10 are all being ignored anyway.
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Jul 13, 2019 22:46:33 GMT
Why bother? The 10 are all being ignored anyway. The more the merrier?
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Post by maxwellperfect on Jul 14, 2019 3:48:33 GMT
Thou shalt not drive like a dick.
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Post by politicidal on Jul 15, 2019 23:37:53 GMT
Those among us who are without sin, well pick up some.
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Post by uncreative on Jul 16, 2019 0:17:31 GMT
There were 15 commandments before dumbass klutz Moses dropped the third takes.
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Jul 16, 2019 0:37:27 GMT
Have some f_ckin' humility
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Post by clusium on Jul 16, 2019 0:50:35 GMT
Yes Sir!!! 
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 16, 2019 1:02:21 GMT
Have some f_ckin' humility Humility can be a very important quality for the self and for others, but it also, I think, needs to be properly understood and placed accordingly. Bold pride and immodesty can be just as important to maintaining a healthy equilibrium. The situation at hand must be taken into account as well. Cher didn't get to where she is by being humble. Neither did Robert Plant or Mick Jagger or Shelly Winters or Quentin Tarantino. I doubt that Meryl Streep is humble, either, though she is probably a better faker than most. And though that's not everything, it's also not nothing. Humility is important, but I might place it just a little below having self-awareness and a sense of humor and having fun... Living well merits a decent recipe and is not always immediately intuitive. Deep gratitude is maybe just a little bit higher placed than humility, though being grateful and being humble might be seen as similar in some ways.
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Jul 16, 2019 1:07:30 GMT
Have some f_ckin' humility Humility can be a very important quality for the self and for others, but it also, I think, needs to be properly understood and placed accordingly. Bold pride and immodesty can be just as important to maintaining a healthy equilibrium. The situation at hand must be taken into account as well. Cher didn't get to where she is by being humble. Neither did Robert Plant or Mick Jagger or Shelly Winters or Quentin Tarantino. I doubt that Meryl Streep is humble, either, though she is probably a better faker than most. And though that's not everything, it's also not nothing. Humility is important, but I might place it just a little below having self-awareness and a sense of humor and having fun... Living well merits a decent recipe and is not always immediately intuitive. Deep gratitude is maybe just a little bit higher placed than humility, though being grateful and being humble might be seen as similar in some ways. True, self-awareness may be more apt. I just find humility is one thing that's sorely lacking in a lot of people these days. And I did say "some".
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Post by rogerthat on Jul 16, 2019 1:10:25 GMT
Thou shall not get a hard-on about your own beliefs
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 16, 2019 1:36:46 GMT
Thou shall not get a hard-on about your own beliefs Wow, I was not working towards this kind of response. And even though I don't necessarily disagree with what you said, my idea was about having a sense of humor during sex, as (my opinion, only) sex and humor can go very well together. Or maybe I was writing a sex scene in a story and there was something funny that happened and then it just seemed a really delightful prospect, sex+humor = something great. It should have been clear enough that I was being playful. Or maybe you just don't like my made-up commandment. I have a feeling that if I had said something you agreed with, you would almost certainly not have responded like you did. I'll say it another way. We are probably rarely more vulnerable than we are having sex, and keeping it silly and low-brow is a safeguard against feeling psychologically violated. And the men who wrote the Bible all had boners way stiffer than mine. What else are you going to do? And if you weren't referring to my OP, a thousand apologies....
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jul 16, 2019 2:01:28 GMT
Mine would be "Thou shall always keep your sense of humor when you are having sex..." Dignity during sex seems stupid and a complete waste. What's the point? Sentiment is great and wonderful and powerful, but not when you are having sex.
Anyway, that's how I see it. Imagine how stiff— err, pardon the pun—some people must be when having sex, if they feel they need to keep it dignified. I guess this would affect heteros more.
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 16, 2019 2:07:25 GMT
Mine would be "Thou shall always keep your sense of humor when you are having sex..." Dignity during sex seems stupid and a complete waste. What's the point? Sentiment is great and wonderful and powerful, but not when you are having sex.
Anyway, that's how I see it. Imagine how stiff— err, pardon the pun—some people must be when having sex, if they feel they need to keep it dignified. I guess this would affect heteros more. Maybe so. Guys understand guys and girls understand girls in ways the other gender cannot. I have met some pretty closed off lesbians, though. I don't think a lot of lesbians like me!
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jul 16, 2019 2:10:45 GMT
Imagine how stiff— err, pardon the pun—some people must be when having sex, if they feel they need to keep it dignified. I guess this would affect heteros more. Maybe so. Guys understand guys and girls understand girls in ways the other gender cannot. I have met some pretty closed off lesbians, though. I don't think a lot of lesbians like me! You are perhaps not butch enough Mr. Dirty.
The sexual warmth of a male, appears so much more powerful than just the warmth itself of a female and as for the sexual warmth of female, does that even exist... 
One lesbian friend I had told me she doesn't like gay guys.
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Post by Dramatic Look Gopher on Jul 16, 2019 2:17:28 GMT
Thou shalt not make needless remakes and reboots.
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Post by rogerthat on Jul 16, 2019 2:45:02 GMT
Thou shall not get a hard-on about your own beliefs Wow, I was not working towards this kind of response. And even though I don't necessarily disagree with what you said, my idea was about having a sense of humor during sex, as (my opinion, only) sex and humor can go very well together. Or maybe I was writing a sex scene in a story and there was something funny that happened and then it just seemed a really delightful prospect, sex+humor = something great. It should have been clear enough that I was being playful. Or maybe you just don't like my made-up commandment. I have a feeling that if I had said something you agreed with, you would almost certainly not have responded like you did. I'll say it another way. We are probably rarely more vulnerable than we are having sex, and keeping it silly and low-brow is a safeguard against feeling psychologically violated. And the men who wrote the Bible all had boners way stiffer than mine. What else are you going to do? And if you weren't referring to my OP, a thousand apologies.... I wasn't referring to your OP, just your thread title.
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 16, 2019 3:01:50 GMT
Wow, I was not working towards this kind of response. And even though I don't necessarily disagree with what you said, my idea was about having a sense of humor during sex, as (my opinion, only) sex and humor can go very well together. Or maybe I was writing a sex scene in a story and there was something funny that happened and then it just seemed a really delightful prospect, sex+humor = something great. It should have been clear enough that I was being playful. Or maybe you just don't like my made-up commandment. I have a feeling that if I had said something you agreed with, you would almost certainly not have responded like you did. I'll say it another way. We are probably rarely more vulnerable than we are having sex, and keeping it silly and low-brow is a safeguard against feeling psychologically violated. And the men who wrote the Bible all had boners way stiffer than mine. What else are you going to do? And if you weren't referring to my OP, a thousand apologies.... I wasn't referring to your OP, just your thread title. Well, I guess you would have needed to read the OP to know that I wasn't being all self-serious. Sorry I got on your case!
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