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Post by Skaathar on Jul 15, 2019 23:05:35 GMT
Reading through DC-Fan's or Power Ranger's threads these last few days, I feel that the quality of trolling in this board has taken a nosedive. So here's your chance to put in a better troll attempt. This is how it works: 1. Pick a topic you want to troll about regarding the MCU 2. Create a troll title and then a brief OP description of your troll logic. 3. The wittier and more pseudo-logical your troll attempt, the better. I'll start. Title: Thor is (secretly) gay!Summary: Sif seems to have the hots for Thor yet he never makes a move on her in all the centuries they've known each other. He supposedly falls in love with Jane but he ditches her in the blink of an eye for his adopted brother. Jane is clearly crushing on him in the first movie yet all he does is cuddle with her and looks at the stars instead of, you know, banging her. He is clearly fine with multiple (male) Avengers members touching his hammer and cries out in joy when Cap finally uses it. He enjoys hanging out with a semi-naked Hulk and doesn't seem even remotely uncomfortable sitting together with said semi-naked Hulk in Hulk's bed... even watched fully-naked Hulk emerge from the bathtub. He's insistent that he and Hulk are both on fire while only sitting side by side. He cares a lot about his hair and screams like a girl when someone threatens it. Also, seems to like wearing a leather mini-skirt with his costume:  |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 15, 2019 23:14:09 GMT
MCU copied time travel from DC!In the Superman the Movie, time travel is used to undo recent events, and bring dead people back to life. In Avengers Endgame, time travel is used to undo recent events, and bring dead people back to life! Then dumb MCU fans say Superman's ending is "lazy and too convenient" That means Avengers Endgame's ending is "lazy and too convenient"! 
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Post by justanaveragejoe on Jul 15, 2019 23:39:27 GMT
Is Mysterio a pedophile?
In Spider-Man: Homecoming, 50 year old Tony Stark was spying on a high school student he doesn't know, and even sends Happy to send him a message in the boys restroom. That's just creepy behavior.
In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Mysterio, who is an adult, hangs out with Peter, and even wants to have a drink with him. But Peter is a minor, so why the fuck does he want Peter to underage drink and get drink. Unless he wants to get him drunk and act like a creepy pedophile towards him.
Why does MCU Spider-Man glorifies pedophiles?
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Post by Skaathar on Jul 15, 2019 23:41:19 GMT
Is Mysterio a pedophile? In Spider-Man: Homecoming, 50 year old Tony Stark was spying on a high school student he doesn't know, and even sends Happy to send him a message in the boys restroom. That's just creepy behavior. In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Mysterio, who is an adult, hangs out with Peter, and even wants to have a drink with him. But Peter is a minor, so why the fuck does he want Peter to underage drink and get drink. Unless he wants to get him drunk and act like a creepy pedophile towards him. Why does MCU Spider-Man glorifies pedophiles? I think a better question is: Why does Peter Parker seem to be attracted to older men?
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Post by justanaveragejoe on Jul 15, 2019 23:42:46 GMT
Is Mysterio a pedophile? In Spider-Man: Homecoming, 50 year old Tony Stark was spying on a high school student he doesn't know, and even sends Happy to send him a message in the boys restroom. That's just creepy behavior. In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Mysterio, who is an adult, hangs out with Peter, and even wants to have a drink with him. But Peter is a minor, so why the fuck does he want Peter to underage drink and get drink. Unless he wants to get him drunk and act like a creepy pedophile towards him. Why does MCU Spider-Man glorifies pedophiles? I think a better question is: Why does Peter Parker seem to be attracted to older men? And to answer your question: Plothole!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 15, 2019 23:44:33 GMT
MCU promotes disunity in US Military!In MCU, Falcon and Captain America are US soldiers. Yet, they are never shown fighting in a war, or with their units! They just go off on their own, and do whatever they want!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 15, 2019 23:48:05 GMT
MCU heroes can breathe in space?In MCU, heros are shown on alien planets, breathing in alien atmospheres. Does MCU think it's heroes can breathe alien air?
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Post by Skaathar on Jul 15, 2019 23:50:08 GMT
MCU promotes disunity in US Military!In MCU, Falcon and Captain America are US soldiers. Yet, they are never shown fighting in a war, or with their units! They just go off on their own, and do whatever they want! The MCU promotes desertion!
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Post by dazz on Jul 16, 2019 0:50:04 GMT
MCU Is Trying To Turn The Youth Of America GayThat's right the MCU is trying to turn America's youngsters into homosexuals, want proof, take a look at the hetero relationships in the MCU, Tony/Pepper, Quill/Gamora, Spidey/MJ, Banner/Betty, Banner/Natasha, Thor/Jane, Wanda/Vision, Clint/Wife and look at how things ended Tony DEAD, Gamora DEAD, Spidey OUTED, Banner HUNTED, Natasha DEAD, Thor FAT & DUMPED, Vision DEAD, Wife DEAD temporarily. Now let us look on the though not outright confirmed atleast heavily implied more homoerotic relationships, Tony/Peter. Cap/Bucky, Cap/Falcon. Thor/Hulk, Groot/Rocket Wong/Strange, Peter has a new daddy in Happy, Bucky & Falcon have each other, Thor & Hulk save each other from their self imposed exhile and both are living happier lives for it, Groot is ALIVE, Wong & Strange enjoy ice cream breakfasts together. Clearly the same sex relationships work out better for everyone, and if that isn't worse Marvel made it clear we should all FEAR THE PUSSY, that's right folks Captain Marvel made use all painfully awar you should fear the pussy, Fury lost an eye over it GODDAMMIT, and do we honestly believe that it was sheer coincidence that the cute lovely warm pussy turns out to be a Cthullu like tendril monster that eats men whole using said tendrils? I think not, the evidence is clear it can be nothing else, Marvel is trying to turn the youth of America gay, M/M gay not F/F gay as that would mean two tendril monsters trying to consume each other and that's just unsettling to imagine. And let us not forget the clear homoerotic atmosphere caused by Cap's Ass discussion in Endgame, the lingering shot of said ass later in the movie and the call back at the same time all to draw the attention of the young male audience's gaze to the man ass of Captain America, now I know some may say but what about the women, or the adults, but you forget the MCU is only for kiddies, and man babies, their audience is 100% male and 110% underage, as therefor the MCU is trying to turn the youth of America gay...not that there is anything wrong with that. 
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Post by Power Ranger on Jul 16, 2019 8:31:47 GMT
Is Mysterio a pedophile? In Spider-Man: Homecoming, 50 year old Tony Stark was spying on a high school student he doesn't know, and even sends Happy to send him a message in the boys restroom. That's just creepy behavior. In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Mysterio, who is an adult, hangs out with Peter, and even wants to have a drink with him. But Peter is a minor, so why the fuck does he want Peter to underage drink and get drink. Unless he wants to get him drunk and act like a creepy pedophile towards him. Why does MCU Spider-Man glorifies pedophiles? Seriously? That’s messed up. |
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Post by sostie on Jul 16, 2019 10:48:37 GMT
The Avengers Are all criminals and liars
In Endgame Black Widow fires a gun, but we do not see her gun permit. Hawkeye is in Japan but we never saw him present his passport. Spider-Man has been missing from high school for 5 years, but I bet he doesn't have a sick note from Aunt May. And I don't remember seeing Ant-Man paying the storage fees for his van! And who the fuck is Thanos? PLOT HOLE
It's like when Tom Brady did something in some sport that some people didn't like and it changed the result of something that some people did like. But that something really bugs some people and they can't let that something go, and feel the need to compare that something to something unrelated constantly despite most of the world not knowing or caring who or what a Tom Brady is or what he did. Or something.
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Post by Skaathar on Jul 16, 2019 19:53:16 GMT
The Avengers Are all criminals and liarsIn Endgame Black Widow fires a gun, but we do not see her gun permit. Hawkeye is in Japan but we never saw him present his passport. Spider-Man has been missing from high school for 5 years, but I bet he doesn't have a sick note from Aunt May. And I don't remember seeing Ant-Man paying the storage fees for his van! And who the fuck is Thanos? PLOT HOLE It's like when Tom Brady did something in some sport that some people didn't like and it changed the result of something that some people did like. But that something really bugs some people and they can't let that something go, and feel the need to compare that something to something unrelated constantly despite most of the world not knowing or caring who or what a Tom Brady is or what he did. Or something. Hah! Good one. This is some high-end trolling.
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Post by politicidal on Jul 16, 2019 20:08:50 GMT
This whole thread is proof that MCU fanatics are not only disgusting deviants but they are also serial plagiarists.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 16, 2019 20:13:40 GMT
MCU copied MCU!MCU in the MCU is called the MCU. But in Batman Begins, Jim Gordon works for the MCU! BUSTED!
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Post by Lord Death Man on Jul 16, 2019 20:55:19 GMT
Peter and Mary Jane swinging through the streets of Manhattan is child pornography.
They are both underaged and acting out a sexually charged Tarzan and Jane role play. Mary Jane clearly implies that she is uncomfortable during the encounter, which makes Peter a rapist. The MCU are purveyors of underage smut! Also, they're plagiarists as this is the same premise of "a very special episode of Different Strokes."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2019 21:39:00 GMT
Guardians of the Galaxy was unabashedly shameless pro-raccoon propaganda!!!!!
I live in Toronto, where raccoons are a problem. This is a real picture of a raccoon memorial:
Did someone happen to take a picture of that specific racoon before it died? Whoever took that picture would be my first suspect in its murder.
Here's a picture of one riding the subway:
Did this racoon pay the fare? How? With what money?
Notice the crowd doesn't care? It's because that train is full of people who watched Guardians of the Galaxy and think it's acceptable for a raccoon to take a seat from a paying customer. Notice he's at the handicap seat section? Where are the 3 people who enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy going to sit??? 
Here's a picture of one riding a bike:
I'm sorry but who sold this bike to a racoon? Fare-jumping on the subway is one thing but this is a nice bike. How did the racoon come to possess this bike? Who in their right mind would sell him the bike? Probably someone who watched Guardians of the Galaxy and thought they were selling a bike to the actor who played Rocket. 
Can a raccoon even ride a bike? This raccoon clearly has no regard for people it might run into trying to ride a bike it cannot ride.
And this:
What the hell is this? Who would let a raccoon make them breakfast? Probably someone who watched Guardians of the Galaxy and thinks if a raccoon can fly a ship it can make breakfast. That's not how logic works!!!!
That report aired on television July 21, 2014, the same as the release date for Guardians of the Galaxy!! Wake up and smell the raccoon shit, people.
(PS no need to actually fact-check that date)
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2019 23:47:09 GMT
The Avengers Are all criminals and liarsIn Endgame Black Widow fires a gun, but we do not see her gun permit. Hawkeye is in Japan but we never saw him present his passport. Spider-Man has been missing from high school for 5 years, but I bet he doesn't have a sick note from Aunt May. And I don't remember seeing Ant-Man paying the storage fees for his van! And who the fuck is Thanos? PLOT HOLE It's like when Tom Brady did something in some sport that some people didn't like and it changed the result of something that some people did like. But that something really bugs some people and they can't let that something go, and feel the need to compare that something to something unrelated constantly despite most of the world not knowing or caring who or what a Tom Brady is or what he did. Or something. Deflategate sounds like the most scandalous case of blue balls of all time.
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Post by sostie on Jul 18, 2019 11:35:19 GMT
Chris Brunt walked out of 'Avengers: Endgame' after two gulpsChris Brunt of West Bromwich Albion FC recently had a carbonated drink from an Endgame promotional cup, but was not enthused. In fact, according to Hal Robson-Kanu, he left it after two gulps. Brunt conserves his energy for what he loves, and he’s always been impatient with any less than flavoured activity. There was amusement in Baggies land when, with 800ml left in the cup, Brunt just got up and left the drink.” The drink didn’t interest him, not enough to demand that much time and attention. With over half a cup full of drink left, Brunt just left!
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Post by justanaveragejoe on Jul 18, 2019 15:44:00 GMT
Chris Brunt walked out of 'Avengers: Endgame' after two gulpsChris Brunt of West Bromwich Albion FC recently had a carbonated drink from an Endgame promotional cup, but was not enthused. In fact, according to Hal Robson-Kanu, he left it after two gulps. Brunt conserves his energy for what he loves, and he’s always been impatient with any less than flavoured activity. There was amusement in Baggies land when, with 800ml left in the cup, Brunt just got up and left the drink.” The drink didn’t interest him, not enough to demand that much time and attention. With over half a cup full of drink left, Brunt just left! Who in the blue hell is Chris Brunt?
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Post by cricket on Jul 18, 2019 17:25:10 GMT
Oh yeah! But seriously, why would I want to be, even for a minute, a highly disturbed, sad, depressed, EMO, unimaginative, extremely butthurt, liar, full of anger, pathetic and dimwit individual? I think with the three we already have in this site (since the other three main ones left, thanks to the highs) we have enough! Let them continue with their lousy job.
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