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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jul 19, 2019 15:11:23 GMT
This isn't the Howard Johnson's.  |
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Post by movielover on Jul 19, 2019 15:20:37 GMT
I know a little German. He's sitting over there.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jul 19, 2019 15:21:35 GMT
Bruno, almost blind, has to operate solely by touch. Klaus is a moron who knows only what he reads in the New York Post.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jul 19, 2019 15:29:29 GMT
Have we not met somewhere before, Monsieur?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 19, 2019 19:58:39 GMT
I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 20, 2019 2:57:16 GMT
Hillary. That's an unusual name. It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 20, 2019 3:05:59 GMT
Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 20, 2019 3:11:13 GMT
Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 20, 2019 3:25:36 GMT
Here, smell this flower. It never fails to amuse at parties.  |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Jul 22, 2019 15:29:31 GMT
 "What phony dog poo?"
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 22, 2019 16:13:24 GMT
"What phony dog poo?" I was tying to come up with a suitable screen for the phony dog poo line, but you nailed it. Good job!
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