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Post by heeeeey on Aug 29, 2019 15:23:52 GMT
in outer space.
He said, "Yes. She's a black woman."
Now, I challenge the twits here to give their interpretation of what he meant.
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Post by maya55555 on Aug 29, 2019 15:36:28 GMT
The astronaut must be J. Scott Thompson from "The Kids in The Hall".
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Post by lowtacks86 on Aug 29, 2019 15:40:39 GMT
Well let's look at the possibilities:
He was lying
He was high
He was hallucinating
Oh look, three explanations and no God required. Well that was easy.
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Post by thefleetsin on Aug 29, 2019 16:00:21 GMT
contemplating the cosmos while castrating the corridors of cohabited cathedrals
as congregations were feeling
squeezed
by a tidal wave
of disbelief
seamlessly working its way
into
a global relief
certain enlightened children
decided
there are far too many
tribal chiefs
to make functioning
possible
even if you believe
gods are
garnishing lollipops
from the branches
of
your celestial trees.
sjw 08/29/19 inspired at this very moment in time as the portal flares betwixt the harrowing stares.
from the 'blasphemy series' of poems
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Aug 29, 2019 16:11:11 GMT
Oprah
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Post by fatpaul on Aug 29, 2019 16:24:56 GMT
You do know space-cadet doesn't mean astronaut?
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Aug 29, 2019 16:32:00 GMT
Lies
everybody knows that God is a frog with a squirrels head.
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Post by heeeeey on Aug 29, 2019 17:56:38 GMT
Btw, I know what he meant and will be posting the explanation tomorrow.
I just want to see what y'all come up with first.
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Post by drystyx on Aug 29, 2019 18:23:36 GMT
I guess he figured most people could take a joke.
For a common one like that, it would all be in the delivery. One could go with the quick quip of Morey Amsterdam, or with the serious comic style of Leslie Nielson, or with the childish approach of Danny Kaye, or with the thoughtful approach of Jack Benny.
But one has to keep the momentum going, and not change styles while saying it. I think it would be funniest in the style of Leslie Nielson.
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Post by heeeeey on Aug 29, 2019 19:38:03 GMT
I guess he figured most people could take a joke. For a common one like that, it would all be in the delivery. One could go with the quick quip of Morey Amsterdam, or with the serious comic style of Leslie Nielson, or with the childish approach of Danny Kaye, or with the thoughtful approach of Jack Benny. But one has to keep the momentum going, and not change styles while saying it. I think it would be funniest in the style of Leslie Nielson. It wasn't a joke. He was serious. I'll explain tomorrow.
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Post by heeeeey on Aug 29, 2019 19:44:07 GMT
Btw, I know what he meant and will be posting the explanation tomorrow. I just want to see what y'all come up with first. Oh lord, heeeyyy. It's nothing. We all get it. Anyone with an ounce of social awareness understands why he said what he said. Do you? Do tell then.
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Post by heeeeey on Aug 29, 2019 19:57:01 GMT
I already said it. He said it only because he knew it was the answer the person wouldn't expect. Maybe to be funny, or maybe because he was annoyed. Either way, that's the reason. Oh, well you're wrong. He was serious. I know why he said it.
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Post by gadreel on Aug 29, 2019 20:06:39 GMT
Can you link to this quote? I cant find it.
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Post by mikef6 on Aug 29, 2019 20:27:27 GMT
Can anyone find a link that reports on an astronaut saying that? I can't, but I just did a couple of quick searches while trying various search terms.
A story I heard a long time ago was that a Soviet cosmonaut said that he flew into space but didn't see God. An American astronaut replied that he had flown into space and saw God everywhere.
Well, in the first place, the cosmonaut quote is usually attributed to the first man to orbit the Earth in 1961, Yuri Gagarin, but that's not true. It was Nikita Khrushchev who said it about Gagarin. As for the American reply, I can't find a citation for that either. The closest I could come was astronaut James Irwin on Apollo 15 who said he felt God all around him. This was in 1971, 10 years after Gagarin and not in response to him.
The "she's black" punchline is a joke that has been around for quite a long time. I doubt (unless I see a news report) that it ever came from the mouth of an astronaut - at least not for public consumption.
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Post by progressiveelement on Aug 29, 2019 20:32:30 GMT
He masturbates to Pam Grier in 70s women in prison movies?
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Post by goz on Aug 30, 2019 1:16:33 GMT
Can anyone find a link that reports on an astronaut saying that? I can't, but I just did a couple of quick searches while trying various search terms. A story I heard a long time ago was that a Soviet cosmonaut said that he flew into space but didn't see God. An American astronaut replied that he had flown into space and saw God everywhere. Well, in the first place, the cosmonaut quote is usually attributed to the first man to orbit the Earth in 1961, Yuri Gagarin, but that's not true. It was Nikita Khrushchev who said it about Gagarin. As for the American reply, I can't find a citation for that either. The closest I could come was astronaut James Irwin on Apollo 15 who said he felt God all around him. This was in 1971, 10 years after Gagarin and not in response to him. The "she's black" punchline is a joke that has been around for quite a long time. I doubt (unless I see a news report) that it ever came from the mouth of an astronaut - at least not for public consumption. C'mon! Everyone knows that people like Heeeey who suffer from Dunning Kruger Syndrome know more than everyone else put together?!!
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Post by heeeeey on Aug 30, 2019 15:07:00 GMT
Okay, here is the explanation according to Alan Watts. I've been listening to his lectures on YouTube and think he was very wise and knowledgeable. Everything he says makes sense.
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Post by mikef6 on Aug 30, 2019 17:45:22 GMT
Can anyone find a link that reports on an astronaut saying that? I can't, but I just did a couple of quick searches while trying various search terms. A story I heard a long time ago was that a Soviet cosmonaut said that he flew into space but didn't see God. An American astronaut replied that he had flown into space and saw God everywhere. Well, in the first place, the cosmonaut quote is usually attributed to the first man to orbit the Earth in 1961, Yuri Gagarin, but that's not true. It was Nikita Khrushchev who said it about Gagarin. As for the American reply, I can't find a citation for that either. The closest I could come was astronaut James Irwin on Apollo 15 who said he felt God all around him. This was in 1971, 10 years after Gagarin and not in response to him. The "she's black" punchline is a joke that has been around for quite a long time. I doubt (unless I see a news report) that it ever came from the mouth of an astronaut - at least not for public consumption. C'mon! Everyone knows that people like Heeeey who suffer from Dunning Kruger Syndrome know more than everyone else put together?!! I had to look up Dunning Kruger but now that I have, I agree entirely with your diagnosis.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Aug 30, 2019 17:48:11 GMT
Okay, here is the explanation according to Alan Watts. I've been listening to his lectures on YouTube and think he was very wise and knowledgeable. Everything he says makes sense. gP God was a black woman in 'The Shack'. That wasn't very good either.
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Post by progressiveelement on Aug 30, 2019 18:58:51 GMT
Okay, here is the explanation according to Alan Watts. I've been listening to his lectures on YouTube and think he was very wise and knowledgeable. Everything he says makes sense. Was he an astronaut?
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