Post by dianachristensen on Sept 9, 2019 13:43:47 GMT
and I mean the bitter, bitter Bish bitterness, not your run of the mill "F*** Brady, Belichick and the Pats" sentiment, but the real "Do you understand that you want people to take you seriously as a man and you are currently whining for the I don't know how many-eth year in a row about you wanting to see Brady's legs broken?" bitter, bitter bishiness, is it's actually growing the Patriots fan base. It really is.
I'm a New Yorker; we have the Jets, we have the Giants - the most recently graduated QB of my alma mater is literally the #6-overall-in-the-draft-hot-shi* newest QB for the Giants and that's fun - but there's something about Brady, Belichick and the Pats. It might just be how they threaten men who feel they have no right to root for them. I've lived in New England as much as I've lived in NY, but I root for any team I want to root for no matter where they are.
But some guys, they are just galled by talent, by smarts, by strength, by heart and guts, by men who are better than... than they are? Of course, they're professionals. Better than the players they simply sit on the sidelines and root for? It can't be that. This bile is too acrid, the hopes are too vindictive. It's all so dramatic and personal, histrionic even, for them. Hmmm, could it be, nawwww, you couldn't have possibly believed that merely grabbing up Nick Foles could make your Jags the next team to beat out the Pats for those rings, that is, right up until all of... yesterday?
Rest-assured, hen, not one Pats fan nor dabbler ever gave even a shred of a wish toward the breaking of Foles' bones. Karma. Is. fascinating.
I'm a New Yorker; we have the Jets, we have the Giants - the most recently graduated QB of my alma mater is literally the #6-overall-in-the-draft-hot-shi* newest QB for the Giants and that's fun - but there's something about Brady, Belichick and the Pats. It might just be how they threaten men who feel they have no right to root for them. I've lived in New England as much as I've lived in NY, but I root for any team I want to root for no matter where they are.
But some guys, they are just galled by talent, by smarts, by strength, by heart and guts, by men who are better than... than they are? Of course, they're professionals. Better than the players they simply sit on the sidelines and root for? It can't be that. This bile is too acrid, the hopes are too vindictive. It's all so dramatic and personal, histrionic even, for them. Hmmm, could it be, nawwww, you couldn't have possibly believed that merely grabbing up Nick Foles could make your Jags the next team to beat out the Pats for those rings, that is, right up until all of... yesterday?
Rest-assured, hen, not one Pats fan nor dabbler ever gave even a shred of a wish toward the breaking of Foles' bones. Karma. Is. fascinating.
