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Post by thefleetsin on Sept 16, 2019 16:17:11 GMT
who owns your vagina
i've never seen
so many christians and muslims
so upset
over a woman
taking control of her own body.
of course
i've only been alive for sixty four years
and wasn't around
for the whole chastity belt thingy
where the brave knights
went a whoring
while their dutiful wives
figured out
ingenuous ways to wipe.
sjw 09/16/19 inspired at this very moment in time by but but but wez be good lil girls and would neva eva do anything to upset the massa.
from the 'bizarro series' of poems
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Sept 16, 2019 16:44:23 GMT
Jesus owns a woman vagina while men get to keep their penises.
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Post by koskiewicz on Sept 16, 2019 17:53:57 GMT
Once upon a time in prehistoric times, there was a penisaurous and a clitorisaurous. And they were compatible. Who'd a thunk it?  |
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Post by OldSamVimes on Sept 17, 2019 0:32:26 GMT
My wife owns it but she lets me use it sometimes.
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Post by gameboy on Sept 17, 2019 7:15:11 GMT
You should have said pussy. Using the word vagina makes it sound like a feminist rant.
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Sept 17, 2019 8:22:22 GMT
Who in their right mind would want to own a vagina anyway, when one can own a penis....  |
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Sept 17, 2019 8:38:18 GMT
Pimps?
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Post by Vegas on Sept 17, 2019 13:21:59 GMT
Procter & Gamble
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Post by gameboy on Sept 17, 2019 14:55:52 GMT
Who in their right mind would want to own a vagina anyway, when one can own a penis.... Toasty, no need to be a male chauvinistic pig. 
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Post by orkrdrkr on Sept 17, 2019 17:40:18 GMT
You should have said pussy. Using the word vagina makes it sound like a feminist rant. |
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Post by gameboy on Sept 17, 2019 17:52:27 GMT
You should have said pussy. Using the word vagina makes it sound like a feminist rant. lol I never call mine a johnson.
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Post by goz on Sept 17, 2019 20:50:19 GMT
I rent mine out for profit.
There are mule trains down it, joy flights over it, billboards at the entrance and I am open to a movie deal though a documentary would be more realistic!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 23:17:54 GMT
My boyfriend.....
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