Post by progressiveelement on Sept 19, 2019 10:54:33 GMT
Rage, by Stephen King was blamed for real school shootings.
The Bible has been put forth.
Let's think of stuff I've read....
Hmm....
Have you ever.....?
Slapped a grieving widow, and told her she should stop whining and because she's pretty, put out (Mayday, Clive Cussler)
Gone to a political gathering, and told a Chinese diplomat that he and his countrymen have penises too small to get into pissing contest with the United States. (The Bear and the Dragon, Tom Clancy)
Used a Rolex watch as a makeshift knuckleduster. (On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Ian Fleming)
Robbed graves to create your own living being, but upon playing God, your abomination turns against you. (Frankenstein, Mary Shelley)
Executed a rapist by smashing in the larynx with the pommel of a bayonet. (Red Storm Rising, Tom Clancy)
Interrogated a drug dealing pimp by torturing him in a pressure chamber. (Without Remorse, Tom Clancy)
Act like a crack addict over a magical ring that turns you invisible, but also makes you hunger for power. (The Lord of the Rings, J R R Tolkien)
MOVIES?
Hmmm....
Get a big hole in your side, and cauterize it by filling it with gunpowder, and lighting it. (Rambo III)
Persuade a chick to join your side by forcing yourself on her. (Goldfinger)
Ride round in the worst kind of vehicles to be driving in a post-apocalyptic future where fuel is a precious commodity, and scavenge what you can, fight nomadic crazed barbarians, occasionally helping out groups of people trying to find a peaceful place away from the madness, help some kids escape to a peaceful place away from the madness, or help some chicks escape to a peaceful place away from the madness, inadvertently setting the seeds for mankind's recovery while you continue to live a lone nomadic life in the wilds of the Outback. (Mad Max series)
Get jealous of your step-brother, and become a megalomaniacal head of an international criminal organization (SPECTRE)
GAMES!
Take on pirates in swordfights and defeat them by coming up with better insults. (The Secret of Monkey Island)
Go on a journey through the untamed frontiers of America, losing family members to dysentery, losing oxen thanks to you being the heaviest sleeper in the history of humankind, and occasionally shooting animals and carrying a specific weight limit of fresh dead meat to sustain you. And drown in a river you tried to cross because you were too cheap to pay a few bucks for a ferry. (The Oregon Trail)
The Bible has been put forth.
Let's think of stuff I've read....
Hmm....
Have you ever.....?
Slapped a grieving widow, and told her she should stop whining and because she's pretty, put out (Mayday, Clive Cussler)
Gone to a political gathering, and told a Chinese diplomat that he and his countrymen have penises too small to get into pissing contest with the United States. (The Bear and the Dragon, Tom Clancy)
Used a Rolex watch as a makeshift knuckleduster. (On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Ian Fleming)
Robbed graves to create your own living being, but upon playing God, your abomination turns against you. (Frankenstein, Mary Shelley)
Executed a rapist by smashing in the larynx with the pommel of a bayonet. (Red Storm Rising, Tom Clancy)
Interrogated a drug dealing pimp by torturing him in a pressure chamber. (Without Remorse, Tom Clancy)
Act like a crack addict over a magical ring that turns you invisible, but also makes you hunger for power. (The Lord of the Rings, J R R Tolkien)
MOVIES?
Hmmm....
Get a big hole in your side, and cauterize it by filling it with gunpowder, and lighting it. (Rambo III)
Persuade a chick to join your side by forcing yourself on her. (Goldfinger)
Ride round in the worst kind of vehicles to be driving in a post-apocalyptic future where fuel is a precious commodity, and scavenge what you can, fight nomadic crazed barbarians, occasionally helping out groups of people trying to find a peaceful place away from the madness, help some kids escape to a peaceful place away from the madness, or help some chicks escape to a peaceful place away from the madness, inadvertently setting the seeds for mankind's recovery while you continue to live a lone nomadic life in the wilds of the Outback. (Mad Max series)
Get jealous of your step-brother, and become a megalomaniacal head of an international criminal organization (SPECTRE)
GAMES!
Take on pirates in swordfights and defeat them by coming up with better insults. (The Secret of Monkey Island)
Go on a journey through the untamed frontiers of America, losing family members to dysentery, losing oxen thanks to you being the heaviest sleeper in the history of humankind, and occasionally shooting animals and carrying a specific weight limit of fresh dead meat to sustain you. And drown in a river you tried to cross because you were too cheap to pay a few bucks for a ferry. (The Oregon Trail)
