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Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 20, 2019 23:39:29 GMT
awwww .. you know I am a fan of puns … but the true pun connoisseur knows they are never to be laughed at ! Groans are the accepted expression of enjoyment with the occasional quiet slap upside the haid saved for truly awful ones ! ! mattgarth and @hobnob and Doghouse6 are (for better or worse) the PUN Champs of all time ! You know me: the worse they are, the better. You wanted me to publish that pun rhyme I wrote for you in a PM a couple weeks ago; this looks like a fitting place. For the worst of punsOne needn't atoneTheir highest praiseIs the lowest groan
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 20, 2019 23:42:16 GMT
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 23:46:12 GMT
Doghouse has arrived -- Mr. Punster himself!
Thanks for visiting.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 20, 2019 23:49:58 GMT
Doghouse has arrived -- Mr. Punster himself! Thanks for visiting. We need to get Doghouse6 to come play the games .. Maybe if we tell about the teleadm snacks?
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 23:52:45 GMT
Well, the game is open to all, and he would be very welcomed (as well as being a formidable foe).
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Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 20, 2019 23:54:34 GMT
Mentioned with -- Hob & Dog? Now THAT is really being in rarefied company! Hob & Dog? Sounds like a fast food joint. Ol' Hobnob could always pun rings* around me. *A little scrubbing with Ajax gets rid of even the most stubborn pun rings.
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 23:55:59 GMT
Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 20, 2019 23:55:59 GMT
Formidable foe is putting it mildly ! 'prolly stays away as a public service so others have a chance of gathering a point or two !  |
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Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 20, 2019 23:56:30 GMT
Doghouse has arrived -- Mr. Punster himself! Thanks for visiting. We need to get Doghouse6 to come play the games .. Maybe if we tell about the teleadm snacks? Hey now: I won't stand for anyone talking snack about teleadm.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 20, 2019 23:58:16 GMT
"Hey now: I won't stand for anyone talking snack about teleadm"  offers Doghouse6 a chair ! |
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Norby
Sept 21, 2019 0:06:09 GMT
Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 21, 2019 0:06:09 GMT
Ne'er let it be said I'm at all unfair I'll take your kind offer And stand for a chair
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Norby
Sept 21, 2019 0:14:51 GMT
Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 21, 2019 0:14:51 GMT
really Doghouse6 .. you'd love the games …. you only have to devote an entire day and half the night to playing them and your blood pressure WILL return to normal levels in time for the next game (usually)  |
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Norby
Sept 21, 2019 0:19:39 GMT
Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 21, 2019 0:19:39 GMT
Well, the game is open to all, and he would be very welcomed (as well as being a formidable foe). Too kind. I'll be in the cheering section, as always, marveling at the real pros.
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Norby
Sept 21, 2019 0:25:38 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 21, 2019 0:25:38 GMT
Doghouse!
Is that really you shouting "Sis-Boom-Bah" in each Contest's background?
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Norby
Sept 21, 2019 0:31:06 GMT
Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 21, 2019 0:31:06 GMT
really Doghouse6 .. you'd love the games …. you only have to devote an entire day and half the night to playing them and your blood pressure WILL return to normal levels in time for the next game (usually) Oh, I do. From a safe distance. I did try once (the Hitchcock one), but never got as far as posting a single submission. Before I could clean up my typos, someone had always beaten me to the punch (since then, I've stuck to beer). So you'll see me stretched out in the bleachers, brewski in one hand and a waving pennant in the other (I've had to learn to use my toes for the popcorn).
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Post by Doghouse6 on Sept 21, 2019 0:36:06 GMT
Doghouse! Is that really you shouting "Sis-Boom-Bah" in each Contest's background? Ahh! I wasn't sure anyone heard. A "Carnac the Magnificent" of the '70s: Sis-Boom-Bah.
- Describe the sound of a sheep exploding.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 21, 2019 0:37:59 GMT
Doghouse6 Thought I recognized you there in the bleachers …  next time ! as for typos … I have learned (the hard way) to NOT go back to fix them cuz if the answer even vaguely resembles what it's 'sposed to be … it will fly ! and anyway it will be at least 2 seconds too late to count !
Popcorn ...sudden craving has occurred … 
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Post by marshamae on Sept 21, 2019 3:55:08 GMT
How I love to make a match
MORE HINTS!
Though I don’t come up to scratch
MORE HINTS!
When I’m pairing, matching, snaring, Clues in the game,
I still feel a sense there’s Someone I should Blame.
I Blame Staccato! Staccato blames me!
Though I try, though I struggle, I just can’t Beat Staccato!
And then there’s Kiji ! Yes, Kiji Tops me!
Hepburn and Bogart , and Mic-key Rooney!
I make a blooper pairing Gary Cooper.
Can’t match Paul Muni
With George and Rosie Clooney
Someday the Garth Game , the Garth Game will be
Easy peasy playing For Me!
To the tune of I Love Louisa, another hit from the Bandwagon
With
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 21, 2019 4:20:33 GMT
I love our Marsha!
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 21, 2019 4:28:53 GMT
The whole Board's waiting for the Garth Game
The next Game, the new Game
Players are set to join the Garth Game
It starts just a few hours from now
Matt posts, there's bumps
So angrily we find the Gaffer lumps
He stops, and then
He fixes it up and proceeds again
It's Denzel, not Forest in FENCES
Matt's driving us out of our senses
The whole Board's set to begin the Garth Game
A tough Game, that'll we'll tame
Well, QM says it will be a hard Game
And that's the kind of Quiz we love
Yes, bring on the kind of Quiz we love
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y1fXJnR7FE
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Norby
Sept 21, 2019 12:59:34 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 21, 2019 12:59:34 GMT
To borrow a phrase from our POTUS -- the GG is locked and loaded, and ready to be fired in about an hour or so.
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