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Norby
Sept 19, 2019 17:20:29 GMT
Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 19, 2019 17:20:29 GMT
Matt's jokes are sometimes even funnier than Darryl and Darryl's … |
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Norby
Sept 19, 2019 17:26:35 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 19, 2019 17:26:35 GMT
According to their 2018 Almanac, Bat -- Jokester Analysis, Inc. puts my puns and parodies at a whopping 87% laugh approval level.
My nearest competitor is Sacha Baron Cohen at a mere 79%.
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Norby
Sept 19, 2019 17:37:59 GMT
Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 19, 2019 17:37:59 GMT
mattgarth I do like the songs … especially where there is a hint of what they are based upon … and the "song-offs with you and marshamae are beyond price !
The puns, however, are another matter entirely ! 
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Norby
Sept 19, 2019 17:40:52 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 19, 2019 17:40:52 GMT
I have to admit that Marsha's song-offs leave me in the dust!
You don't care for my puns, Bat? Oh, then you must be the one.
Jokester Analysis, Inc. in their 2018 Almanac said I did have a single dissenter in the 'Pun' department.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 19, 2019 17:47:59 GMT
awwww .. you know I am a fan of puns … but the true pun connoisseur knows they are never to be laughed at ! Groans are the accepted expression of enjoyment with the occasional quiet slap upside the haid saved for truly awful ones ! ! mattgarth and @hobnob and Doghouse6 are (for better or worse) the PUN Champs of all time ! |
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 19, 2019 17:50:15 GMT
Mentioned with -- Hob & Dog?
Now THAT is really being in rarefied company!
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 19, 2019 19:28:45 GMT
I won't be able to play as we're going on a weekend trip, tomorrow. It might probably be the last warm and sunny weekend of the year. ☀️ Enjoy it all, Julie -- though you will be missed around here. Put next Wednesday aside, though -- you could be flying high on that one. I Like your new image -- pretty, like all the preceding ones.
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 5:52:06 GMT
Garth Game! Garth Game!It's a wonderful QuizPlayers will try to link Spencer with LizUntil Halfers cause their scoring to fizzGarth Game! Garth Game!It's one hell of a Quiz
Matt Garth's Contests are all the rage
Or that's what Players feel
Whenever there should be a Gaffe
QM says: "No big deal"
Gotta find the right way
To match Power with Faye
And then Mayo with Kaye
And do it all in one day
Garth Game! Garth Game!
It's the best Quiz in town
The links are fine but the clues wear you down
And at the end some Player wears a crown
Garth Game! Garth Game!
Stay for the Bonus Round
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7CIgWZTdgw&list=RDx7CIgWZTdgw&start_radio=1
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 17:42:01 GMT
Post by teleadm on Sept 20, 2019 17:42:01 GMT
If I only had known that the last subject was all about Gregory Peck, I would have served Gregorian wine:  A Gregorian Prince Chardonnay white wine.  And this is a genuine Peck cake! Reportedly very strong on sugar. Well since my Spanish themed snack sucked, Behold a Pale Horse, at least gave me 1/80 right! At least I got my Obligatory two points!  |
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 17:50:28 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 17:50:28 GMT
How's about going for three points tomorrow, Tele ... or even a personal high of four?  |
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 18:17:49 GMT
Post by teleadm on Sept 20, 2019 18:17:49 GMT
So the ten I got once was a lie?
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 18:22:16 GMT
Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 20, 2019 18:22:16 GMT
teleadm You get THREE points for just showing up and you should get a bonus for bringing the snacks !
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 18:22:58 GMT
Post by teleadm on Sept 20, 2019 18:22:58 GMT
Follow the exiting drama on your local radio! One has an illigitame son, the other have had 100s of love affairs.
WWXC-games
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 18:32:27 GMT
Post by teleadm on Sept 20, 2019 18:32:27 GMT
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 18:33:20 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 18:33:20 GMT
So the ten I got once was a lie? Actually you got five-squared.
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 18:45:36 GMT
Post by teleadm on Sept 20, 2019 18:45:36 GMT
Well let's move on and see what a new exiting game that awaits us tomorrow!
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Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 19:28:13 GMT
And rhe topic for tomorrow's contest should be right up your alley, Tele -- since you are widely acknowleged as an expert on the subject of films having a ...
... just a minute, the phone's ringing.
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 22:31:12 GMT
Post by teleadm on Sept 20, 2019 22:31:12 GMT
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Norby
Sept 20, 2019 22:52:40 GMT
Post by mattgarth on Sept 20, 2019 22:52:40 GMT
How did you know, Tele?
CAT on a Hot Tin Roof
That Darn CAT
The Big CAT
The Black CAT
CAT Ballou
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Post by BATouttaheck on Sept 20, 2019 23:25:47 GMT
yer not kitten us 'bout that are you , mattgarth ? |
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