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Post by drystyx on Sept 25, 2019 18:39:42 GMT
The courtroom was cleared after the outburst from the Manson family who had been released recently for good behavior. Judge Judith motioned the attorneys to their respective seats. Fairy Mason's mascara was dripping, and his secretary, Delta, promptly wiped it clean. Only the defendant, Fairy, Delta, the judge, bailiff, jury, 3 witnesses, investigator Lt. Track, and the D.A. team of Hamburglar and MacDonald remained, to question the witness on the stand, who identified herself only as "Zog". She still wept for the defendant, Pol Pothead, accused of murdering that Christian family, who got what they deserved for their adherence to such a self righteous and ghastly belief system.
Zog arose. "How dare you put this man on trial for simply killing one family, when we all know that popes killed millions of people in the Crusades! How can you justify this?"
"Objection!"
"Sit down, Mr. Hamburglar".
"But your honor, the testimony has absolutely no relevance to the case".
"Oh," Mason interjected, weeping mascara again. "So millions of people dying have no relevance to the district attorney's office. I see."
"We'll be glad to try them if Lt. Track can bring them in, but there isn't even skeletal remains of them left any more, and Mr. Mason knows that."
"I know that the one honorable pope in History did exhume the body of Pope Formosus to stand trial for his crimes against Humanity, so the precedent is set, your honor."
"Honorable pope! That so called 'honorable' pope was a raving lunatic who drank toasts to the Devil, and he put on trial a pope who was a friend of his family's till he tried to be moderate! Honorable?"
"Objection sustained. Hamburglar, you've just claimed you can't be as honorable as the pope who drank toasts to the devil. Mr. Mason has made an utter fool out of you."
"Mr. Mason can kiss my white ass!"
His assistant, MacDonald brought in a roan horse, a gray mule, a white ass, and a brown donkey to test the eyesight of Fairy Mason, who ignored all four equines equally, proving he was a man of standards.
"You're out of order, Hamburglar. Case dismissed!" Judith banged her gavel and arose. Great cheers came from the peanut gallery, who listened and watched with hidden cell phone cameras.
The celebration that night was the greatest ever in History. People got to smash windows of the houses of the poorest, most innocent citizens that night, and everyone was ecstatic. Zog was proclaimed a hero and knighted by the Manson family. And everyone who mattered lived happily ever after.
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Sept 25, 2019 23:37:37 GMT
What have you been smoking?
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Post by lowtacks86 on Sept 25, 2019 23:57:47 GMT
What have you been smoking? Catnip
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Post by maya55555 on Sept 26, 2019 2:24:17 GMT
 SMOKED HERRINGS
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Sept 26, 2019 19:11:35 GMT
Can’t wait to read the next adventure!
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Sept 26, 2019 19:41:23 GMT
Smells like cake.
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Sept 26, 2019 21:41:47 GMT
Can’t wait to read the next adventure! Hopefully Jesus will show up and tell Christians to knock it off with the persecution complex.
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Post by drystyx on Sept 27, 2019 19:22:26 GMT
Can’t wait to read the next adventure! Hopefully Jesus will show up and tell Christians to knock it off with the persecution complex. Never seen a Christian with a persecution complex. Seen plenty being persecuted, but sorry about reporting real news. I admit it's too real to be funny, but I thought making up the names would make it lighter. Still, I have to confess these are actual arguments made by the raving lunatics who demand that Christians not be allowed to have a vote or voice. Some raving lunatics even demand that Jesus speak against Christians. I don't make this stuff up folks. It's right there. 
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Sept 27, 2019 19:27:32 GMT
Hopefully Jesus will show up and tell Christians to knock it off with the persecution complex. Never seen a Christian with a persecution complex. Seen plenty being persecuted, but sorry about reporting real news. I admit it's too real to be funny, but I thought making up the names would make it lighter. Still, I have to confess these are actual arguments made by the raving lunatics who demand that Christians not be allowed to have a vote or voice. Some raving lunatics even demand that Jesus speak against Christians. I don't make this stuff up folks. It's right there.
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Post by amyghost on Sept 27, 2019 19:29:47 GMT
Can’t wait to read the next adventure! Hopefully Jesus will show up and tell Christians to knock it off with the persecution complex. Xtians thrive on the persecution complex. For some of the more outre sects, it's the chief reason for their existence. The Amish have had local governments where they reside bend over backwards to accommodate them, yet a linchpin of their belief system is that they still endure horrendous persecution at the hands of 'the outsiders'. They revel in the notion of being martyrs, since they believe it gives them a direct link to their arch-martyr, Jesus.
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Sept 27, 2019 19:38:48 GMT
Hopefully Jesus will show up and tell Christians to knock it off with the persecution complex. Xtians thrive on the persecution complex. For some of the more outre sects, it's the chief reason for their existence. The Amish have had local governments where they reside bend over backwards to accommodate them, yet a linchpin of their belief system is that they still endure horrendous persecution at the hands of 'the outsiders'. They revel in the notion of being martyrs, since they believe it gives them a direct link to their arch-martyr, Jesus. They are determined to make their Apocalypse come true.
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Post by amyghost on Sept 27, 2019 19:45:39 GMT
Xtians thrive on the persecution complex. For some of the more outre sects, it's the chief reason for their existence. The Amish have had local governments where they reside bend over backwards to accommodate them, yet a linchpin of their belief system is that they still endure horrendous persecution at the hands of 'the outsiders'. They revel in the notion of being martyrs, since they believe it gives them a direct link to their arch-martyr, Jesus. They are determined to make their Apocalypse come true. Hence the otherwise 'strange-bedfellows' shack-up of the evangelical hard right with the Israeli government.
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Post by fatpaul on Sept 28, 2019 10:51:19 GMT
 Bravo! Encore! Encore! |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 29, 2019 1:53:39 GMT
They are determined to make their Apocalypse come true. Hence the otherwise 'strange-bedfellows' shack-up of the evangelical hard right with the Israeli government. What's so strange about it? They're both controlled by Freemasonry.
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Post by maya55555 on Sept 29, 2019 1:57:38 GMT
amyghost
The Amish are into animal cruelty. They run puppy mills where a puppy is kept in a rusty wire cage, until it becomes sexually mature where it is bred to death. The dog never leaves its cage, is barely fed and is never petted.
I have been working with the SPCA to fight them. They hide under "animal husbandry" and their religion.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 29, 2019 2:14:05 GMT
Xtians thrive on the persecution complex. For some of the more outre sects, it's the chief reason for their existence. The Amish have had local governments where they reside bend over backwards to accommodate them, yet a linchpin of their belief system is that they still endure horrendous persecution at the hands of 'the outsiders'. They revel in the notion of being martyrs, since they believe it gives them a direct link to their arch-martyr, Jesus. They are determined to make their Apocalypse come true. You're replying seriously to an imbecile who doesn't know any better than to put a "t" in the word "Xians." If the "X" stands for "Christ," isn't there a "t" already? Am I wrong? AM I WRONG? 
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Post by goz on Sept 29, 2019 4:32:56 GMT
amyghost
The Amish are into animal cruelty. They run puppy mills where a puppy is kept in a rusty wire cage, until it becomes sexually mature where it is bred to death. The dog never leaves its cage, is barely fed and is never petted.
*I have been working with the SPCA to fight them*. They hide under "animal husbandry" and their religion.
I support you 100% in this.
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Post by goz on Sept 29, 2019 4:34:30 GMT
They are determined to make their Apocalypse come true. You're replying seriously to an imbecile who doesn't know any better than to put a "t" in the word "Xians." If the "X" stands for "Christ," isn't there a "t" already? Am I wrong? AM I WRONG? .. and it matters because??…..
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 29, 2019 4:40:28 GMT
You're replying seriously to an imbecile who doesn't know any better than to put a "t" in the word "Xians." If the "X" stands for "Christ," isn't there a "t" already? Am I wrong? AM I WRONG? .. and it matters because??….. Because there are proper ways of doing things.
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Post by goz on Sept 29, 2019 5:08:27 GMT
.. and it matters because??….. Because there are proper ways of doing things. I was just discussing this concept with that Catholic bozo on another thread... just like beauty, art and 'proper things' ...it is in the eye of the beholder.
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