Pitch a Liam Neeson action movie.

I find Liam Neeson attractive and wouldn't mind seeing him pitch some action.  

One day Liam Neeson's wife, daughter, aunt, mother, niece, and every other female unlucky enough to be associated with him are all simultaneously assaulted by some African descended men who were born out of wedlock. Turns out they messed with the wrong guy, as Liam begins hunting them with a cosh.

Title: The Black Bastards

LIGHT MAN - A scientist working on a new hair replacement treatment is horribly scarred and he uses his technology to become a hairball of revenge.

Yeah, I can see that.  He has some coarseness in his features.  But I sometimes find that very attractive in a guy. He seems sexually charged as well.  

That's interesting that Neeson's looks gave you pause.  I might say that about Tom Cruise, but any doubts I have would likely be the result of his serpent-like personality.  This may sound dramatic, but I think there might be something a little bit evil about Tom Cruise.  He seems terribly, deeply narcissistic.  So much that he could never show mercy to another person if he felt like they wronged him.  And how did he shoot to such spectacular fame?  

Oh, I think he is totally playing a game, where he is god.  He was interviewed by Matt Lauer a few years back and Lauer (who seems just as pompous as Cruise, but perhaps not so scary) challenged ole Tom on his remarks about how overall wrong anti-depressants were, specifically targeting (and criticizing) Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants for her reportedly severe post-partum depression which I have no doubt is a real thing.  And I will never know and I do feel somewhat obligated to tip my hat to the women who go through labor.  I will never have to experience that.  Tom Cruise really had no business even offering his opinion here and he's got it so made that where he is arrogant, he should be grateful.  He acted like he was an expert and qualified psychiatrist - "you don't know psychiatry, Matt!  I do!  I know psychiatry!" - and when he really gets riled up, he does indeed give a flickering of the tongue.  Here at the 8:00 minute mark it is unmistakable.  He clearly has Little Man Syndrome as he attempts to intimidate Lauer, leaning into him, wagging his finger in Lauer's face, his nice thighs spread in bold isosceles right triangle fashion, openly chastising Lauer for not knowing the literature.  Whatever, Tom.  I'm just glad Katie Holmes (whom I know absolutely nothing about, except she seems like a nice person) got away from him before he offered her up to Lucifer.

He's a disgraced professor of agriculture and recovering alcoholic with an IRA past. (During the Troubles, he blocked a British security force vehicle's tailpipe with a potato, with disastrous results.) He has a shot at redemption when a former student he mentored goes missing after uncovering a plot to unleash a modern-day equivalent of the Great Potato Famine. To steer clear of Irish stereotypes, Neeson plays his character in blackface.