Post by WullieFort on Oct 4, 2019 19:50:55 GMT
A guy driving home alone, is hit by a truck. He wakes up in hospital, swathed in bandages. At his bedside is a doctor who tells him the good news and the bad news.The good news is that his spine is undamaged, so there's nothing to worry about walking-wise. "A week or two and you'll be on your feet again". The bad news is that in the crash his penis was ripped off and mangled beyond repair. But there is some hope there. Apparently, his insurance will pay out $90000.in a settlement, and at this hospital they have a genius cosmetic surgeon, who can rebuild his pride and joy at a cost of $10000 an inch, The doctoe advices the guy to talk it over with his wife and get back to the hospital in a day or two with what they have decided to do. So a few days go by and the guy calls the doctor. "Well did you and your wife make a decision about reconstructive surgery?" the doctor asks. "Yes, she's decided that she wants new marble units for the kitchen which will cost $40000/$50000 and the rest can be used to get me back to my old self"
