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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 21:15:21 GMT
my uncle that is a knave, just wrote me & told that i wasn't invited to his son's wedding. so...what? are weddings really still considered a big thing? ![](https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7TKo6uiyLXcb4fqE/giphy.gif)
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Nov 11, 2019 21:44:50 GMT
That's cause for celebration IMO. Now you don't have to look like a d*ck for not showing up and you just saved some money by not having to buy a gift. You've also got your Saturday to watch sports and drink some brew ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/s8tffwvq1/cheers.gif)
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 21:51:40 GMT
That's cause for celebration IMO. Now you don't have to look like a d*ck for not showing up and you just saved some money by not having to buy a gift. You've also got your Saturday to watch sports and drink some brew ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/s8tffwvq1/cheers.gif) it's for sure saved me some $. ![](https://media0.giphy.com/media/7SUWNQLZh51VC/source.gif) it's just seems kinda weird for a guy to get huffy over a wedding. seems kinda what a uppity woman would do....
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Post by President Ackbarβ’ on Nov 11, 2019 21:56:04 GMT
βThere is a sucker born every minuteβ
- P.T.Barnum
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 21:58:43 GMT
βThere is a sucker born every minuteβ - P.T.Barnum ![](https://66.media.tumblr.com/6ff1704c221e038686581b5dd4045ca5/tumblr_n89cgpx60D1rrkahjo1_400.gifv)
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Post by klawrencio79 on Nov 11, 2019 22:02:28 GMT
That's cause for celebration IMO. Now you don't have to look like a d*ck for not showing up and you just saved some money by not having to buy a gift. You've also got your Saturday to watch sports and drink some brew ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/s8tffwvq1/cheers.gif) it's for sure saved me some $. ![](https://media0.giphy.com/media/7SUWNQLZh51VC/source.gif) it's just seems kinda weird for a guy to get huffy over a wedding. seems kinda what a uppity woman would do.... Maybe he thinks you smell bad? I love a good wedding, especially when it gives me an excuse to take a long weekend somewhere out of town. Drinks and a few days with family that I don't see often enough is always a good time. Even if I don't really know a ton of people, you have a group of people drinking, celebrating a happy time, what's wrong with that?
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 22:07:06 GMT
it's for sure saved me some $. ![](https://media0.giphy.com/media/7SUWNQLZh51VC/source.gif) it's just seems kinda weird for a guy to get huffy over a wedding. seems kinda what a uppity woman would do.... Maybe he thinks you smell bad? I love a good wedding, especially when it gives me an excuse to take a long weekend somewhere out of town. Drinks and a few days with family that I don't see often enough is always a good time. Even if I don't really know a ton of people, you have a group of people drinking, celebrating a happy time, what's wrong with that? oh i stink! i've been to them before. it's ok. this guy doesn't like me so i don't really understand why he would even want me there in the 1st place. ![](https://y.yarn.co/d1d5d880-770e-4849-823e-473c46c6165d_text.gif)
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Nov 11, 2019 22:12:10 GMT
it's OK Nuts - I don't get invited to weddings anymore either...
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Post by millar70 on Nov 11, 2019 22:15:46 GMT
I gotta know, why doesn't this guy like you?
Did you go all Constanza at the last family wedding and give a toast that would have made Redd Foxx blush?
Were you watching Larry Crowne on your phone during the ceremony?
Did Wade Miley have something to do with this?
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 22:23:30 GMT
I gotta know, why doesn't this guy like you? Did you go all Constanza at the last family wedding and give a toast that would have made Redd Foxx blush? Were you watching Larry Crowne on your phone during the ceremony? Did Wade Miley have something to do with this? well, a family member got sick & he started being mr. bossy as if he was the doctor & i just ignored what he said. he always does this weird thing where he bosses people around & yet plays the victim at the same time, it's a neat trick. ![](https://media3.giphy.com/media/dGhlifOCTtSdW/giphy.gif)
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Post by millar70 on Nov 11, 2019 22:26:27 GMT
I gotta know, why doesn't this guy like you? Did you go all Constanza at the last family wedding and give a toast that would have made Redd Foxx blush? Were you watching Larry Crowne on your phone during the ceremony? Did Wade Miley have something to do with this? well, a family member got sick & he started being mr. bossy as if he was the doctor & i just ignored what he said. he always does this weird thing where he bosses people around & yet plays the victim at the same time, it's a neat trick. ![](https://media3.giphy.com/media/dGhlifOCTtSdW/giphy.gif) So he's a Democrat?
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 22:30:17 GMT
well, a family member got sick & he started being mr. bossy as if he was the doctor & i just ignored what he said. he always does this weird thing where he bosses people around & yet plays the victim at the same time, it's a neat trick. ![](https://media3.giphy.com/media/dGhlifOCTtSdW/giphy.gif) So he's a Democrat? ![](https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYNCdLv5GyPw0Bq/giphy.gif) possibly....he works for the govt....
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Post by masterofallgoons on Nov 11, 2019 22:38:26 GMT
βThere is a sucker born every minuteβ - P.T.Barnum PT Barnum never actually said that. At least there's no evidence to suggest that he did.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 11, 2019 23:03:21 GMT
it's OK Nuts - I don't get invited to weddings anymore either... my last weeding toast/speech went over well... ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/s8tffwvq1/cheers.gif) Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Nov 12, 2019 0:54:43 GMT
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Post by masterofallgoons on Nov 12, 2019 0:58:41 GMT
Tried to add the 'curse toast' clip. Wouldn't let me.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 12, 2019 0:59:31 GMT
they cursed at me at one wedding after this speech: ![](https://s26.postimg.cc/s8tffwvq1/cheers.gif) Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 1:07:02 GMT
I haven't been to a wedding since my mom's wedding to husband #2 in 1994.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 12, 2019 1:09:25 GMT
I haven't been to a wedding since my mom's wedding to husband #2 in 1994.
did you give a toast?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 1:13:26 GMT
I haven't been to a wedding since my mom's wedding to husband #2 in 1994.
did you give a toast? Nope. I was a bratty 15 year old who tolerated but never embraced the new stepdad.
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