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Post by fjenkins on Nov 12, 2019 16:06:42 GMT
What kind of senseless scatterbrain has the half-baked conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? November 11, aka Veterans Day, the day that celebrates America’s and the world’s great athlete’s birthday, Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, is a day of prayer, remembrance and litter training, NOT rambling on about what Steph Curry’s favorite Back Street Boys song is or whining on about how there’s no foot cream sold at Major League parks or complaining about how the WNBA’s tickets are so expensive. Veterans Day is a day you traditionally lick toads, walk around a Walmart with no pants on, or painting your nails the color of jubilance. It’s always been a day for changing your car battery, running a brothel, repeating things, being repetitious, repeating things, and studying up to be master of all time, space and dimension. It’s a day to celebrate Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, a man so studly, when he was born, his parents named him after a dessert. His sister Ice-Cream Traynor was a track star in the Olympics and his brother Carmel Apple Traynor was won the arm wrestling championship of the world in both 1922 and 1923.
Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers:
TimLincecum_55
BoSuxFool
Father Jack
WullieFort
crimeboss
DSDSquared
sdm3
screamingtreefrogs
smurfbate
You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby
Male Rider 69
Aj_June
Xeliou66
No_Socks_Here
DC-Fan
Jep Gambardella
MrFurious
OrsonSwelles
nutsberryfarm
bluerisk
hi224
OldSamVimes
anthonyrocks
Johnny-Come-Lately
Marv
aj_boy_forever
FrankSobotka1514
President Baltar
onethreetwo
poelzig
Carl LaFong
Rufus-T
masterofallgoons
themanwithnoshame
JHA Durant
hoskotafe3
hamsterman11
pimpinainteasy
weststigersbob
twothousandonemark
klawrencio79
NJtoTX
ReyKahuka
Jackie Chiles
millar70
shadyvsesham
cwsims
millar70
colaghost
millar70
And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should have to suffer the “work on the homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch” scene from Pulp Fiction. He should be sat in a small room and forced to watch “Johnny B Good” over and over. He should be made to go a whole weekend without his phone.
The Sandusky winner is.
Xeliou66
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 12, 2019 16:10:41 GMT
What better way to honor those who have served than to wage the endless internet war?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 16:25:37 GMT
What's next on the Sandusky awards calendar?
Thanksgiving... when's that to?
So I know when to get all the native American genocide pics and messages ready to post on yer innit.
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Post by hehatesshe on Nov 12, 2019 16:30:26 GMT
What kind of senseless scatterbrain has the half-baked conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? November 11, aka Veterans Day, the day that celebrates America’s and the world’s great athlete’s birthday, Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, is a day of prayer, remembrance and litter training, NOT rambling on about what Steph Curry’s favorite Back Street Boys song is or whining on about how there’s no foot cream sold at Major League parks or complaining about how the WNBA’s tickets are so expensive. Veterans Day is a day you traditionally lick toads, walk around a Walmart with no pants on, or painting your nails the color of jubilance. It’s always been a day for changing your car battery, running a brothel, repeating things, being repetitious, repeating things, and studying up to be master of all time, space and dimension. It’s a day to celebrate Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, a man so studly, when he was born, his parents named him after a dessert. His sister Ice-Cream Traynor was a track star in the Olympics and his brother Carmel Apple Traynor was won the arm wrestling championship of the world in both 1922 and 1923. Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers: TimLincecum_55 BoSuxFool Father Jack WullieFort crimeboss DSDSquared sdm3 screamingtreefrogs smurfbate You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby Male Rider 69 Aj_June Xeliou66 No_Socks_Here DC-Fan Jep Gambardella MrFurious OrsonSwelles nutsberryfarm bluerisk hi224 OldSamVimes anthonyrocks Johnny-Come-Lately Marv aj_boy_forever FrankSobotka1514 President Baltar onethreetwo poelzig Carl LaFong Rufus-T masterofallgoons themanwithnoshame JHA Durant hoskotafe3 hamsterman11 pimpinainteasy weststigersbob twothousandonemark klawrencio79 NJtoTX ReyKahuka Jackie Chiles millar70 shadyvsesham cwsims millar70 colaghost millar70 And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should have to suffer the “work on the homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch” scene from Pulp Fiction. He should be sat in a small room and forced to watch “Johnny B Good” over and over. He should be made to go a whole weekend without his phone. The Sandusky winner is. Xeliou66 It's the same names everytime! Christmas, Thanksgiving, its the same names? Does nobody else realize this??? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!!!!! I invented posting on holidays. Me!!! |
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Post by klawrencio79 on Nov 12, 2019 16:32:11 GMT
What's next on the Sandusky awards calendar? Thanksgiving... when's that to? So I know when to get all the native American genocide pics and messages ready to post on yer innit. Next is all the dipshits and hosers who didn't go to the Tool concert at Barclay's Center on Tuesday, 11/19. Anyone who posts from 19:00 - 23:00 is the ultimate Sandusky.
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Post by Marv on Nov 12, 2019 16:48:23 GMT
Soldiers get enough goddamn holidays.
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 12, 2019 16:56:08 GMT
Soldiers get enough goddamn holidays. America needs more Patriotic holidays. Patriots Day (here in Massachusetts, not to be confused with 'Patriot Day' on 9/11), Armed Forces Day, Flag Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Veterans Day. Military flyovers at sporting events. The Armed Forces Bowl, not to be confused with the Military Bowl. I'm a patriotic American. Not the kind that makes halfass well wishes on TV around Veterans Day. I mean honest patriotism. This country means something to me. And even I'm disturbed by how much our culture revolves around the military these days. Ironically, Eisenhower would agree with me.
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Nov 12, 2019 16:57:20 GMT
I was disappointed we had no Halloween Sandusky - and Marco was around for a bit prior to Halloween too.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Nov 12, 2019 17:38:05 GMT
What kind of senseless scatterbrain has the half-baked conceit to post on one of the holiest of holy days of the year? November 11, aka Veterans Day, the day that celebrates America’s and the world’s great athlete’s birthday, Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, is a day of prayer, remembrance and litter training, NOT rambling on about what Steph Curry’s favorite Back Street Boys song is or whining on about how there’s no foot cream sold at Major League parks or complaining about how the WNBA’s tickets are so expensive. Veterans Day is a day you traditionally lick toads, walk around a Walmart with no pants on, or painting your nails the color of jubilance. It’s always been a day for changing your car battery, running a brothel, repeating things, being repetitious, repeating things, and studying up to be master of all time, space and dimension. It’s a day to celebrate Hall of Famer Pie Traynor, a man so studly, when he was born, his parents named him after a dessert. His sister Ice-Cream Traynor was a track star in the Olympics and his brother Carmel Apple Traynor was won the arm wrestling championship of the world in both 1922 and 1923. Only the scum of the earth would desecrate this hallowed of days by posting in an internet forum, like these losers: TimLincecum_55 BoSuxFool Father Jack WullieFort crimeboss DSDSquared sdm3 screamingtreefrogs smurfbate You_Got_A_Stew_Goin_Baby Male Rider 69 Aj_June Xeliou66 No_Socks_Here DC-Fan Jep Gambardella MrFurious OrsonSwelles nutsberryfarm bluerisk hi224 OldSamVimes anthonyrocks Johnny-Come-Lately Marv aj_boy_forever FrankSobotka1514 President Baltar onethreetwo poelzig Carl LaFong Rufus-T masterofallgoons themanwithnoshame JHA Durant hoskotafe3 hamsterman11 pimpinainteasy weststigersbob twothousandonemark klawrencio79 NJtoTX ReyKahuka Jackie Chiles millar70 shadyvsesham cwsims millar70 colaghost millar70 And despite a record number of Sandusky award nominees, there can only be one winner and this winner is pure scum. This winner should have to suffer the “work on the homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch” scene from Pulp Fiction. He should be sat in a small room and forced to watch “Johnny B Good” over and over. He should be made to go a whole weekend without his phone. The Sandusky winner is. Xeliou66 It's the same names everytime! Christmas, Thanksgiving, its the same names? Does nobody else realize this??? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!!!!! I invented posting on holidays. Me!!! It was one of marco's jokes (the real marco, not the imposter). TimLincecum_55 hasn't posted in centuries
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Post by NJtoTX on Nov 12, 2019 17:52:09 GMT
Soldiers get enough goddamn holidays. America needs more Patriotic holidays. Patriots Day (here in Massachusetts, not to be confused with 'Patriot Day' on 9/11), Armed Forces Day, Flag Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Veterans Day. Military flyovers at sporting events. The Armed Forces Bowl, not to be confused with the Military Bowl. I'm a patriotic American. Not the kind that makes halfass well wishes on TV around Veterans Day. I mean honest patriotism. This country means something to me. And even I'm disturbed by how much our culture revolves around the military these days. Ironically, Eisenhower would agree with me. We should have kept this separate and made it a 4 day weekend.
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Post by Pangolin on Nov 12, 2019 17:59:04 GMT
Sowas gibt's bei uns nicht.
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Post by tristramshandy on Nov 12, 2019 18:19:16 GMT
What's next on the Sandusky awards calendar? Thanksgiving... when's that to? So I know when to get all the native American genocide pics and messages ready to post on yer innit. Next is all the dipshits and hosers who didn't go to the Tool concert at Barclay's Center on Tuesday, 11/19. Anyone who posts from 19:00 - 23:00 is the ultimate Sandusky. Did the lead tool from Tool kick anybody out because they dared take a picture/video of the concert? I'd love to take a tool (maybe a crowbar) and slap it upside his douchey little head.
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Post by fjenkins on Nov 12, 2019 18:32:57 GMT
I was disappointed we had no Halloween Sandusky - and Marco was around for a bit prior to Halloween too. I wrote it and forgot to post it, this Veterans day post was supposed to be the Halloween one. Had to make some edits (Fred McGriff is the Halloween birthday)
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Post by Xeliou66 on Nov 12, 2019 18:34:59 GMT
I won!! I’m honored, it’s always nice to win, any publicity is good publicity!!
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Post by klawrencio79 on Nov 12, 2019 18:39:57 GMT
Next is all the dipshits and hosers who didn't go to the Tool concert at Barclay's Center on Tuesday, 11/19. Anyone who posts from 19:00 - 23:00 is the ultimate Sandusky. Did the lead tool from Tool kick anybody out because they dared take a picture/video of the concert? I'd love to take a tool (maybe a crowbar) and slap it upside his douchey little head. Well 11/19 is in the future but I'll let you know. I know Perfect Circle did that on their last tour but haven't heard anything about phone bans for this particular show. I don't see why people get all pissy about it though. Put your phone away and enjoy the show. People like to stand there and film the show so they can watch it later while on the train home, instead of just watching it while it happens. If you have something going on, step outside and check. Unless you're a brain surgeon, there's no reason for people to need them during concerts, movies, etc.
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Post by DrKrippen on Nov 12, 2019 18:43:46 GMT
I would have posted. I had nothing to say.
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Post by hehatesshe on Nov 12, 2019 18:44:16 GMT
It's the same names everytime! Christmas, Thanksgiving, its the same names? Does nobody else realize this??? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!!!!! I invented posting on holidays. Me!!! It was one of marco's jokes (the real marco, not the imposter). TimLincecum_55 hasn't posted in centuries
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Nov 12, 2019 19:24:17 GMT
I would have posted. I had nothing to say. That never stops me.
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Post by tristramshandy on Nov 12, 2019 20:28:06 GMT
Did the lead tool from Tool kick anybody out because they dared take a picture/video of the concert? I'd love to take a tool (maybe a crowbar) and slap it upside his douchey little head. Well 11/19 is in the future but I'll let you know. I know Perfect Circle did that on their last tour but haven't heard anything about phone bans for this particular show. I don't see why people get all pissy about it though. Put your phone away and enjoy the show. People like to stand there and film the show so they can watch it later while on the train home, instead of just watching it while it happens. If you have something going on, step outside and check. Unless you're a brain surgeon, there's no reason for people to need them during concerts, movies, etc. My wife has multiple sclerosis. She used to go to concerts with me; now she can't. I record songs and share them with her. I have friends who were in the military who share videos with friends who are still active duty. This isn't a play where a phone could be distracting - - just play your songs and let me be.
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