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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 2, 2019 2:43:31 GMT
By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 2, 2019 2:50:45 GMT
Strip, you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 2, 2019 2:53:25 GMT
lt - was - the - Dukes! lt - was - the - Dukes!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 2, 2019 3:06:23 GMT
This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the '80s.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 2, 2019 3:20:34 GMT
You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barreled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 2, 2019 3:32:39 GMT
Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 2, 2019 3:36:11 GMT
Hey that's the motherf- I mean... that's the gentleman that had me busted.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 2, 2019 3:38:05 GMT
That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 2, 2019 3:47:45 GMT
When they brought you in here, you was cryin' like a pussy.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 2, 2019 4:07:11 GMT
In charge of security is Mr. Clarence Beeks, head of Lyndhurst Security...  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 2, 2019 4:17:50 GMT
Once you have a man with no legs, you never go back, baby. I know what you're thinkin'. Is he funky in bed?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 3, 2019 1:59:41 GMT
That's PCP! Phencyclidine. Angel dust! You ever seen what this stuff does to kids? You are looking at three to five MANDATORY - Louis.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 3, 2019 2:18:19 GMT
Those men wanted to have sex with me!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 3, 2019 2:42:55 GMT
Monkey? MONKEY! I'm a fucking gorilla, you clown!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 5, 2019 1:48:00 GMT
When I was growing up, if we wanted a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 12, 2020 16:30:26 GMT
Is there a problem, officers?  |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Apr 24, 2020 2:42:07 GMT
 "Feeling good, Louis!"
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Post by politicidal on Apr 29, 2020 18:17:45 GMT
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me, and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro!
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Post by maya55555 on May 2, 2020 2:41:36 GMT
Pay up, Mortimer. I've won the bet.  |
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