Post by drystyx on Dec 2, 2019 17:59:58 GMT
Written and directed by Chelsea Pence, this action packed Western takes place in 2021, when Chelsea somehow believes the Alamo took place, as we see the Alamo defended by a knife wielding hero named "Widmark" (played by Mitch Clinton), who nearly goes down fighting, only to be brought back to life by his sidekick, Dr. Demento.
Never mind that there's no historical accuracy here, because Chelsea even places this battle in California, where she saw a photo depicting Widmark at the Alamo.
The scene changes to a small town named Dick New York, where villagers are pillaged by bandits who take all their food.
Four of the villagers are then sent to find "Maga" men to defend them, melting down a bell dropped down to them a century ago by an eagle from Philadelphia, so that there is Gold to pay the Maga men.
They find Widmark and Dr. Demento, who impress them when Widmark shaves his head to pretend to be a Hare Krishna chanter who chants babble while entering a tent to kill an escaped convict who kidnapped a child.
They hire the pair to lead five other Maga men into defending Dick New York. One of them isn't really a bona fide Maga man, but a kid named Covington who was thrown out of Kentucky for smiling at an Indian. He wants to be a Maga man, and is denied, but finally allowed to join.
The Maga men instruct the villagers to build a wall, and make the bandits pay for it. When the bandits don't pay for it, the seven Maga men whittle down the number of bandits in acts of violence. Russians enter the scene, and the Maga men claim the Russians are helping the bandits, while the bandits claim the Russians are helping the Maga men.
After the big battle, four Maga men are dead, leaving just Widmark, Demento, and Covington. The villagers are all dead or wounded or in labor from being raped by bandits. The bandits are all dead.
The Russians then take control of the government, and the three remaining Maga men leave the village, declaring "again we've lost. Only the Russians have won."
The best scene is when Widmark is on the way to the village, and is in a saloon, where he faces off against a vagrant named Sean, who scolds Widmark for bringing a knife to a gun fight, only for Widmark to throw the knife into Sean and kill him before Sean can draw his weapon.
Lots of action. 8/10
Never mind that there's no historical accuracy here, because Chelsea even places this battle in California, where she saw a photo depicting Widmark at the Alamo.
The scene changes to a small town named Dick New York, where villagers are pillaged by bandits who take all their food.
Four of the villagers are then sent to find "Maga" men to defend them, melting down a bell dropped down to them a century ago by an eagle from Philadelphia, so that there is Gold to pay the Maga men.
They find Widmark and Dr. Demento, who impress them when Widmark shaves his head to pretend to be a Hare Krishna chanter who chants babble while entering a tent to kill an escaped convict who kidnapped a child.
They hire the pair to lead five other Maga men into defending Dick New York. One of them isn't really a bona fide Maga man, but a kid named Covington who was thrown out of Kentucky for smiling at an Indian. He wants to be a Maga man, and is denied, but finally allowed to join.
The Maga men instruct the villagers to build a wall, and make the bandits pay for it. When the bandits don't pay for it, the seven Maga men whittle down the number of bandits in acts of violence. Russians enter the scene, and the Maga men claim the Russians are helping the bandits, while the bandits claim the Russians are helping the Maga men.
After the big battle, four Maga men are dead, leaving just Widmark, Demento, and Covington. The villagers are all dead or wounded or in labor from being raped by bandits. The bandits are all dead.
The Russians then take control of the government, and the three remaining Maga men leave the village, declaring "again we've lost. Only the Russians have won."
The best scene is when Widmark is on the way to the village, and is in a saloon, where he faces off against a vagrant named Sean, who scolds Widmark for bringing a knife to a gun fight, only for Widmark to throw the knife into Sean and kill him before Sean can draw his weapon.
Lots of action. 8/10
