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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 2:01:35 GMT
So what are you?
Are you a free thinking independent spirit who loves cats, or are you a dim-witted shallow toe the line follower who needs the constant companionship of a fellow lap dog?
I'm 100% a cat person. I like to forge my own path, and respect other creatures that do the same. Cats dig a hole, take a shit, and bury it.
If you're the kind of person that needs a dumb loyal animal to follow you along through life, as you carry a bag of that animal's feces, then by all means vote dog.
I make no judgements either way, I'm just curious.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2019 2:08:53 GMT
Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American male.
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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 2:14:36 GMT
Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American male. An American male? Lots of people on my television tell me that those are about the dumbest fucks currently walking the Earth. Oddly enough, a lot of the people telling me this on the television are American men. I guess dogs would be the preferred choice of that demographic. I'm an American male, but I still choose cats. I must be a rebel. |
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Post by NJtoTX on Dec 20, 2019 2:21:35 GMT
I've always been into cats, but if it's someone else's dog, I'm cool with it. I can't pick up dogshit without vomiting.
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2019 2:24:12 GMT
Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American male. An American male? Lots of people on my television tell me that those are about the dumbest fucks currently walking the Earth. Oddly enough, a lot of the people telling me this on the television are American men. I guess dogs would be the preferred choice of that demographic. I'm an American male, but I still choose cats. I must be a rebel. If I was a sad lady working on my ceramics I could see how I might also live in a shack reeking of cat piss too. |
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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 2:31:06 GMT
An American male? Lots of people on my television tell me that those are about the dumbest fucks currently walking the Earth. Oddly enough, a lot of the people telling me this on the television are American men. I guess dogs would be the preferred choice of that demographic. I'm an American male, but I still choose cats. I must be a rebel. If I was a sad lady working on my ceramics I could see how I might also live in a shack reeking of cat piss too. So do you use a little plastic shovel to pick up your dog's droppings, or do you wear gloves? And if it's really cold out, do you hold the bag of warm crap next to your body to help warm up a bit? |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2019 2:56:44 GMT
If I was a sad lady working on my ceramics I could see how I might also live in a shack reeking of cat piss too. So do you use a little plastic shovel to pick up your dog's droppings, or do you wear gloves? And if it's really cold out, do you hold the bag of warm crap next to your body to help warm up a bit? Do you use a little slotted spoon to scoop the little cat piss and shit inside your house? For the record, I don't currently have pets. |
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Post by RomyLovesMick on Dec 20, 2019 3:08:39 GMT
Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American male. Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American woman. 
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2019 3:13:26 GMT
Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American male. Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American woman.
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Post by hiraganakanji on Dec 20, 2019 3:45:06 GMT
Turtles
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Post by hehatesshe on Dec 20, 2019 3:55:06 GMT
Neither. You enjoy your hair covered high things and your pee-soaked low things.
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Post by tristramshandy on Dec 20, 2019 5:17:14 GMT
I've had both, both are cool. I'm spineless.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2019 6:35:06 GMT
I've never met a non-human animal I didn't like.
I'm currently curled up on the sofa with 2 dogs, a cat, and a rabbit.
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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 6:38:10 GMT
So do you use a little plastic shovel to pick up your dog's droppings, or do you wear gloves? And if it's really cold out, do you hold the bag of warm crap next to your body to help warm up a bit? Do you use a little slotted spoon to scoop the little cat piss and shit inside your house? For the record, I don't currently have pets. Every cat I've ever owned did their business outside. Other than a couple of times when the cats were sick and needed to use a litter box, I've never cleaned one. |
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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 6:40:14 GMT
I've never met a non-human animal I didn't like. I'm currently curled up on the sofa with 2 dogs, a cat, and a rabbit. I bet you've met a few animals who didn't like you. Not every one wants to just curl up on a sofa. |
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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 6:42:57 GMT
Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American male. Dogs, but you have to understand I'm an American woman. Based on your handle, your answer does not surprise me. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2019 6:45:38 GMT
I've never met a non-human animal I didn't like. I'm currently curled up on the sofa with 2 dogs, a cat, and a rabbit. I bet you've met a few animals who didn't like you. Not really, I'm like a modern day St Francis. |
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Post by millar70 on Dec 20, 2019 6:49:51 GMT
I bet you've met a few animals who didn't like you. Not really, I'm like a modern day St Francis. So what happens if you're walking along one of those cool country lanes from where you're from, and you come across an angry, hungry, growling wolf? Is HE gonna get along with you? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2019 6:55:50 GMT
Not really, I'm like a modern day St Francis. So what happens if you're walking along one of those cool country lanes from where you're from, and you come across an angry, hungry, growling wolf? Is HE gonna get along with you? We don't have wolfs here, although I am an advocate for their re-introduction. If there were wolfs, I would consider myself very lucky to see one. Their sense of smell is incredible. They will take up to a 5 mile circular detour around people whilst on their travels. Timid animals, will avoid a confrontation whenever possible. If I were lucky enough to have a close encounter with one it would be sick or injured. I would easily befriend and help it. |
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Post by masterofallgoons on Dec 20, 2019 11:56:07 GMT
We don't have wolfs here, although I am an advocate for their re-introduction. If there were wolfs... Werewolves!? I thought they were but a myth? Or should I keep off the moors?
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