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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2020 2:17:40 GMT
Son, I know we never had a talk about this but I always assumed that you had sex with your bathers. I know I do.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2020 2:23:25 GMT
Put a sock in it, Jaffe, the boy is in love.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2020 2:27:46 GMT
This is the first date Therese and I have been on, since the doctor separated us.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2020 2:37:56 GMT
I've got a secret...I worship the devil.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2020 2:55:01 GMT
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 2, 2020 3:49:56 GMT
" Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in." |
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 2, 2020 4:03:33 GMT
" When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!" |
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 2, 2020 5:03:31 GMT
" Bark Like A Dog... A Big Dog!" |
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Post by MCDemuth on Jan 2, 2020 5:14:58 GMT
I'm not sure what to call you... " My Name Is Aoleon" |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 2, 2020 5:37:21 GMT
No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 2, 2020 5:46:45 GMT
I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 2, 2020 17:24:12 GMT
You're not Akeem I know that.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 3, 2020 1:59:30 GMT
Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me, you hear! Are you conscious? Shoot, every month the same damn thing.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 3, 2020 2:14:21 GMT
Prince Akeem: Halt! Cab Driver: You dumb fuck! 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 3, 2020 2:26:25 GMT
Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! And don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me, you hear! Are you conscious? Shoot, every month the same damn thing.  Good one, alpha! 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 3, 2020 2:47:57 GMT
What about Patrice? I am not interested in Patrice. What about Darryl? I am not interested in Darryl either.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 3, 2020 3:18:58 GMT
Good one, alpha! Glad you enjoyed it! BTW, this is thread #149 and I plan to post something special in the sticky thread to mark the 150th anniversary. Also, I'm working on a thread of my own that should be a lot of fun. Watch for it! 
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 3, 2020 4:42:01 GMT
So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 3, 2020 4:53:38 GMT
King Jaffe Joffer: Semmi, you have disgraced yourself and you must be punished. You will confine yourself to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria. [to Oha] King Jaffe Joffer: And see that he puts on some decent attire. [to the rose bearers] King Jaffe Joffer: And I want you to bathe him thoroughly. Semmi: Oh, thank you, Your Majesty! 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 3, 2020 17:05:48 GMT
Good one, alpha! Glad you enjoyed it! BTW, this is thread #149 and I plan to post something special in the sticky thread to mark the 150th anniversary. Also, I'm working on a thread of my own that should be a lot of fun. Watch for it! Sounds good!
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