The next James Bond should have a speech impediment

Stammerhead Revered Member @stammerhead Posts: 12,054 Member is Online	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 10:32:20 GMT Nora likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stammerhead on Jan 2, 2020 10:32:20 GMT I want to feel empowered.
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vegalyra Elite Member @vegalyra Posts: 6,967	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 17:27:37 GMT mecano04 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vegalyra on Jan 2, 2020 17:27:37 GMT It's hard to be suave when you stutter ordering a martini shaken not stirred. or Bond, James Bond.
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lenlenlen1 Revered Member @lenlenlen1 Posts: 11,917	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 17:42:50 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lenlenlen1 on Jan 2, 2020 17:42:50 GMT Jan 2, 2020 10:32:20 GMT Stammerhead said: I want to feel empowered. Then YOU should be Bond.

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The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 18:15:54 GMT

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I want to feel empowered.

Then YOU should be Bond.

Unfortunately I’m older than Roger Moore was when he decided he was too old.

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Stammerhead Revered Member @stammerhead Posts: 12,054 Member is Online	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 20:12:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stammerhead on Jan 2, 2020 20:12:00 GMT Jan 2, 2020 17:27:37 GMT vegalyra said: It's hard to be suave when you stutter ordering a martini shaken not stirred. or Bond, James Bond. What if he had a mild lisp?
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The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 20:16:07 GMT

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Then YOU should be Bond.

Unfortunately I’m older than Roger Moore was when he decided he was too old.

They could do the reverse aging CGI thing they do nowadays, and they could dub your voice for the stutter. No prob!

Prime etc. Revered Member @primemovermithrax Posts: 15,582	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 20:18:40 GMT vegalyra and mecano04 like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Prime etc. on Jan 2, 2020 20:18:40 GMT Tourette Syndrome would be more interesting.
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🎄Jan El Señor🎄 Senior Member I love everyone. @janelsenor Posts: 1,412	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 2, 2020 20:39:20 GMT mecano04 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by 🎄Jan El Señor🎄 on Jan 2, 2020 20:39:20 GMT James Bond should be a transgender Swahili who isn't a secret agent anymore.
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Toasted Cheese Exalted Member Please don't throw me in that briar patch @toastedcheese Posts: 26,571	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 3, 2020 1:32:29 GMT 🎄Jan El Señor🎄 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 3, 2020 1:32:29 GMT 00theven
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gameboy Revered Member @gameboy Posts: 15,279	The next James Bond should have a speech impediment Jan 3, 2020 8:05:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by gameboy on Jan 3, 2020 8:05:39 GMT Jan 2, 2020 20:39:20 GMT 🎄Jan El Señor🎄 said: James Bond should be a transgender Swahili who isn't a secret agent anymore. Swahili is just a language, not a person or a tribe.
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