Greta shows that she knows nothing when she is alone. Jan 16, 2020 21:00:19 GMT zehgerman, notoriousnobbi, and 1 more like this
Post by edzeppelin on Jan 16, 2020 21:00:19 GMT
You're looking at it backwards. It's not about science, or somebody would have mentioned actual science (as opposed to just using the word). Don't worry, I checked. Nope. Nada. Not yet, anyway. It's not about a 16 year old Swedish girl with Asberger's. It's about attention. She's got it, they want it.
I have a general rule: "the bigger the user's superhero fantasy, the smaller the dick." You'll never look at avatars the same way again. That shit is about arrested development, that only stopped when baby found out that screaming made mommy stick a tit in their mouth.
Smokers are proof of the power of this instinct, considering the size, shape and especially the color of cigarette filters: "Here, baby. Suck on this. There, there. You're upset and need sweet, sweet ATTENTION."
The problem is that they're permanently unsatisfied. Like smokers, because it ain't the real titty they soon need another "hit." Their screaming doesn't bring that sweet relief that mommy's titty did, but they don't realize that's why humans came up with science: to replace screaming and shitting yourself out of fear and ignorance. To know. Afraid? Science says; "don't worry" or "worry." There ya go. It's that simple.
By the way, I "wrote" that by tapping on a plane of glass that translated each tap into "off" or "on" signals and beamed them as a stream of "ones" and "zeroes" into space where they bounced off satellites and back down to Earth and instantly gathered gazillions of digital "packets" from all points of the globe, reassembled them and delivered them somewhere where they appear as words that truly exist in another dimension (the text you're looking at right now doesn't physically exist, y'know), because science.
Don't to listen to me, though. People who "believe" in science are ignorant and Jesus says we need to burn like the witches we are.
It's the same couple of people who start bawling when they see Greta's name to see what strategy draws the most attention. She has more than enough to go around, plus she's just hideously evil and frightening in every respect so nothing is off limits, especially retarded foreign cunts who sit on the floor of trains because they hate everybody and want to derail threads everywhere.
If you find that amusing rather than "offensive," congratulate yourself because your brain knows the difference.
We're apes (not monkeys) and we're the only species capable of humor because of a "quirk" from our ancestors. It happens because we developed language and our frontal lobes have to "agree" with our hippocampus (where the words you're reading right now live. After all, this is language, the most highly-evolved evolutionary trait of any species that's ever existed), and when the various "packets" don't arrive at the right address or are reassembled incorrectly, it sets off alarm bells. Something ain't right.
In arrested development cases, that's when baby screams for tit and fills the diaper. (Or when they see the name "Greta" in a subject line, apparently.)
You must have heard the diarrhea and squawking when billions of people around the world wasted all that sweet, sweet attention on someone who isn't even American (the most "triggered" of the howlers and diaper-fillers are Canadian, believe it or not, a people so funny and kind that our Canucks have to throw shit at visitors to get attention, because they're cursed with utter irrelevance).
The Resident of the United States even threw a tantrum of jealousy in Greta's honor, and she responded with humor:
Humor happens when the data from different parts of the brain "resolve" in unexpected ways. We call it "surprise." A farmer staggers into the bedroom with a chicken under his arm and yells at his wife; "this is the pig I'm fucking!" His wife says; "that's not a pig, it's a chicken!" The farmer says; "I was talking to the chicken!"
Instead of saying; "go fuck yourself, you orange abomination," Greta made a joke he didn't even get. Here's what I mean: ever heard Trump tell an actual joke?
Depending on how great the relief we get from humor is we'll contort our faces, pant like asthmatic walruses, bark at our shoes or collapse screaming and piss ourselves. Again, no limits. It feels good. The only people who hate laughing are those who can't. Like I said, congratulations that your brain can do that, because theirs can't.
That's why they think cruelty is "funny" because they literally don't know what funny is. There is no substitute. It's why they don't say anything "funny" and have to use symbolic words like "lol" and "lmao" as a kind of literary laugh track to indicate where humor would be, if they said something funny.
That's why the rule about the bigger and scarier the superhero iconography the tinier the dick. It's funny because you know it's true. All the boxes check. They're jealous of Greta because literally billions of people know who she is and a handful of people on a movie site's politics forum have ever heard of their anonymous persona. They don't get the joke, because it's on them.