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Post by darkpast on Jan 23, 2020 6:33:58 GMT
she must be godlike now. We have seen nothing yet.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 23, 2020 9:42:48 GMT
well, she is written as a "God Mode Sue" so that would make perfect sense. I would have loved an awkward and cringe-y "Girl Powah!!!" scene a la Avengers: Endgame shoehorned in at the end were we get a montage of all the strong female characters winning the battle heroically on their own: - Rey could glorious win the day by pulling dozens the Death-Star-destroyers out of the sky and crashing them into Exegol, she could then Force fly into space and destroy the super star destroyer with her new light saber "I'm all the Jedis!" a la Captain Marvel.
- the ending should be that Rey renames the "Jedi" order into "SHEDI" order because all the toxic males historically failed to defeat Palpatine and to bring balance to the female side of Force. Males can only rise to the rank of Padawan learner for life, so not to make stupid choices.
- Y-Wings are outlawed because the male Y-chromosome is a symbol toxic masculinity. Henceforward, the Shedi only are allowed to fly (non-toxic) double X-Wings.
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Post by Nalkarj on Jan 23, 2020 22:32:21 GMT
well, she is written as a "God Mode Sue" so that would make perfect sense. I would have loved an awkward and cringe-y "Girl Powah!!!" scene a la Avengers: Endgame shoehorned in at the end were we get a montage of all the strong female characters winning the battle heroically on their own: - Rey could glorious win the day by pulling dozens the Death-Star-destroyers out of the sky and crashing them into Exegol, she could then Force fly into space and destroy the super star destroyer with her new light saber "I'm all the Jedis!" a la Captain Marvel.
- the ending should be that Rey renames the "Jedi" order into "SHEDI" order because all the toxic males historically failed to defeat Palpatine and to bring balance to the female side of Force. Males can only rise to the rank of Padawan learner for life, so not to make stupid choices.
- Y-Wings are outlawed because the male Y-chromosome is a symbol toxic masculinity. Henceforward, the Shedi only are allowed to fly (non-toxic) double X-Wings.
Stupid? For sure, but still more original, fun and less obtuse than what we got. OK, these are pretty funny.  |
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Post by raiderjedi on Jan 23, 2020 23:10:49 GMT
I go the impression she was just retiring to the Lars homestead. Maybe she will run a new Jedi Academy there.
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Post by Nalkarj on Jan 24, 2020 12:02:39 GMT
STAR WARS: Episode X A Crushed Hope The galaxy faces its doom (again)! An insignificant, presumptuous band of rebels dares to attack the SHE-STAR, the hidden base of Supreme Empress of All She Surveys REY SKYWALKER. Luckily, the EMPRESS is nowhere to be found, but her loyal lieutenants, HOLDO and ROSE, send PFCs POE and FINN on a suicide mission to alert EMPRESS REY as the rebels disastrously gain momentum... Before anyone jumps on me: I liked TLJ on rewatch and thought TRoS was good fun with a great Daisy Ridley performance. This is a joke. |
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Post by CrepedCrusader on Jan 24, 2020 21:37:59 GMT
well, she is written as a "God Mode Sue" so that would make perfect sense. I would have loved an awkward and cringe-y "Girl Powah!!!" scene a la Avengers: Endgame shoehorned in at the end were we get a montage of all the strong female characters winning the battle heroically on their own: - Rey could glorious win the day by pulling dozens the Death-Star-destroyers out of the sky and crashing them into Exegol, she could then Force fly into space and destroy the super star destroyer with her new light saber "I'm all the Jedis!" a la Captain Marvel.
- the ending should be that Rey renames the "Jedi" order into "SHEDI" order because all the toxic males historically failed to defeat Palpatine and to bring balance to the female side of Force. Males can only rise to the rank of Padawan learner for life, so not to make stupid choices.
- Y-Wings are outlawed because the male Y-chromosome is a symbol toxic masculinity. Henceforward, the Shedi only are allowed to fly (non-toxic) double X-Wings.
Stupid? For sure, but still more original, fun and less obtuse than what we got. Lol. I am going to go out on a limb and say you are a Geeks + Gamers supporter. Anyway, I'm just gonna sip this tea and think about how Disney will NEVER sell Lucasfilm, and people like me will have decades of entertainment while the Fandom Menace cries about it |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 27, 2020 12:49:13 GMT
well, she is written as a "God Mode Sue" so that would make perfect sense. I would have loved an awkward and cringe-y "Girl Powah!!!" scene a la Avengers: Endgame shoehorned in at the end were we get a montage of all the strong female characters winning the battle heroically on their own: - Rey could glorious win the day by pulling dozens the Death-Star-destroyers out of the sky and crashing them into Exegol, she could then Force fly into space and destroy the super star destroyer with her new light saber "I'm all the Jedis!" a la Captain Marvel.
- the ending should be that Rey renames the "Jedi" order into "SHEDI" order because all the toxic males historically failed to defeat Palpatine and to bring balance to the female side of Force. Males can only rise to the rank of Padawan learner for life, so not to make stupid choices.
- Y-Wings are outlawed because the male Y-chromosome is a symbol toxic masculinity. Henceforward, the Shedi only are allowed to fly (non-toxic) double X-Wings.
Stupid? For sure, but still more original, fun and less obtuse than what we got. Lol. glad you liked it, could you believe, it only took me a minute? And that is more creative effort than they put into the entire sequel trilogy. nope, neither geek nor a gamer - academic with career and social life of my own. Try it too, next life.
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Post by senan90 on Jan 27, 2020 16:53:49 GMT
glad you liked it, could you believe, it only took me a minute? And that is more creative effort than they put into the entire sequel trilogy. nope, neither geek nor a gamer - academic with career and social life of my own. Try it too, next life. Yep, a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with these films, and has been posting on this platform for over 4 years now. And you have thousands of posts too, yeah, a lot of time on your hands. "Try it too, next life" Advice you should follow, yourself.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 27, 2020 19:10:54 GMT
glad you liked it, could you believe, it only took me a minute? And that is more creative effort than they put into the entire sequel trilogy. nope, neither geek nor a gamer - academic with career and social life of my own. Try it too, next life. Yep, a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with these films, and has been posting on this platform for over 4 years now. And you have thousands of posts too, yeah, a lot of time on your hands. "Try it too, next life" Advice you should follow, yourself. you are taking online banter about pulp movies way to seriously. You should look up the the meaning of "obsession", especially when used with the qualifier "unhealthy". Sounds more like a projection. Thus bear with me when not taking your distant diagnosis too seriously. 
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Post by senan90 on Jan 28, 2020 0:45:57 GMT
Yep, a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with these films, and has been posting on this platform for over 4 years now. And you have thousands of posts too, yeah, a lot of time on your hands. "Try it too, next life" Advice you should follow, yourself. you are taking online banter about pulp movies way to seriously. You should look up the the meaning of "obsession", especially when used with the qualifier "unhealthy". Sounds more like a projection. Thus bear with me when not taking your distant diagnosis too seriously. Absolute lie and pure nonsense. You're the guy who collectively engaged with fanatics and trolls when discussing this film years ago on IMDB, posting in their threads, hurling insults at others who liked the Disney films, puking out the same demented ramblings of conspiracy theories that you still continue to post to this day. You also dismissed racism and abuse by fans in another thread on here by stating "I've seen worse", like a certain scumbag on the sports board who dismisses the sectarianism/bigotry of his football club, with the same sense of arrogant self righteousness. Now, that behaviour can be described as taking things "too seriously", by your definition. You're also a creep. You opened this clam when you started harassing me 4 years ago, I put you on block, but you still followed me around like a sicko, even when I rejoined here. You're a sick individual.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 28, 2020 10:39:10 GMT
you are taking online banter about pulp movies way to seriously. You should look up the the meaning of "obsession", especially when used with the qualifier "unhealthy". Sounds more like a projection. Thus bear with me when not taking your distant diagnosis too seriously. Absolute lie and pure nonsense. You're the guy who collectively engaged with fanatics and trolls when discussing this film years ago on IMDB, posting in their threads, hurling insults at others who liked the Disney films, puking out the same demented ramblings of conspiracy theories that you still continue to post to this day. You also dismissed racism and abuse by fans in another thread on here by stating "I've seen worse", like a certain scumbag on the sports board who dismisses the sectarianism/bigotry of his football club, with the same sense of arrogant self righteousness. Now, that behaviour can be described as taking things "too seriously", by your definition. You're also a creep. You opened this clam when you started harassing me 4 years ago, I put you on block, but you still followed me around like a sicko, even when I rejoined here. You're a sick individual. interesting, thank you. I had girlfriends who are what is called covert narcissists. These lack empathy, depth and self awareness. The core symptoms are playing the victim card, passive aggressiveness/cold anger (insults and slander), black&white thinking and seeking narcissistic supply. They will systematically try to mess with your mind by employing silent treatments/ignoring, word soups and paranoid projection and accusations. Facts are not relevant, what they feel at the time defines facts. It's not a curable mental condition, alas. I read that the majority of online trolls and bullies are covert narcissists.
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Post by senan90 on Jan 28, 2020 20:47:50 GMT
Absolute lie and pure nonsense. You're the guy who collectively engaged with fanatics and trolls when discussing this film years ago on IMDB, posting in their threads, hurling insults at others who liked the Disney films, puking out the same demented ramblings of conspiracy theories that you still continue to post to this day. You also dismissed racism and abuse by fans in another thread on here by stating "I've seen worse", like a certain scumbag on the sports board who dismisses the sectarianism/bigotry of his football club, with the same sense of arrogant self righteousness. Now, that behaviour can be described as taking things "too seriously", by your definition. You're also a creep. You opened this clam when you started harassing me 4 years ago, I put you on block, but you still followed me around like a sicko, even when I rejoined here. You're a sick individual. interesting, thank you. I had girlfriends who are what is called covert narcissists. These lack empathy, depth and self awareness. The core symptoms are playing the victim card, passive aggressiveness/cold anger (insults and slander), black&white thinking and seeking narcissistic supply. They will systematically try to mess with your mind by employing silent treatments/ignoring, word soups and paranoid projection and accusations. Facts are not relevant, what they feel at the time defines facts. It's not a curable mental condition, alas. I read that the majority of online trolls and bullies are covert narcissists. The only one who is crazy and deluded is you.You're still here, after all these years. Pouring scorn on people with your garbage. Still ranting and raving about trivial Disney, and trivial Disney movies, as if they destroyed your fabric as a person. The idiots are gone from the old IMDb, I don t even remember them. Yet, you remembered me. Still harassing me. And I only remembered you because there's only one jackass called Tristan and it's sure as shit ain't the movie. It's the psychopath who belittled others, his own narcissistic personality, throwing libelous accusations. At least the old trolls on IMDb were infrequent, drive-by idiots. You're always here, and will always be. I pity you.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Jan 29, 2020 11:07:35 GMT
interesting, thank you. I had girlfriends who are what is called covert narcissists. These lack empathy, depth and self awareness. The core symptoms are playing the victim card, passive aggressiveness/cold anger (insults and slander), black&white thinking and seeking narcissistic supply. They will systematically try to mess with your mind by employing silent treatments/ignoring, word soups and paranoid projection and accusations. Facts are not relevant, what they feel at the time defines facts. It's not a curable mental condition, alas. I read that the majority of online trolls and bullies are covert narcissists. The only one who is crazy and deluded is you. You're still here, after all these years. and so are you, projecting. For the record, I was gone for 1 year and only came back in Dec bc of the last SW entry. No movie could possibly destroy anything about my personality structure. But you are entitled to feel that way. Yes I do, easily despite you sporting another name and avatar (Rey). This is bc you have an obsessive posting style that follows a pattern. Its usually insult -> opinion -> angry defamation -> claim & gas lightning -> sth about football/soccer or pop music -> paranoid insult (and then flight). Your pattern is similar to a poster called weirdraptor in almost every way except him gushing about Mylittle Pony and Marvel (not suggesting you are the same person). if you feel so it's fine. Answering to your rants should hardly qualify as harassment. so uncivilized, it's Celtic mythology; also a ground breaking music drama by R Wagner ( Tristan und Isolde, 1865) that opened the floodgates of new tonality (Tristan cord). speaking of uncivilized rant patterns. Btw, psychopathy and narcissism are two distinct anti-social personality disorders that usually exclude each other. There is no need to, but you are entitled to.
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