Post by stargazer1682 on Feb 15, 2020 22:15:24 GMT
Honest to God... glossing over the Keystone Cops-esque breakout from the least secure prison anywhere; the brain trust that is Ciara and Ben are dumb enough to hole up in the place they used to live up to the moment Ben got arrested and went to the day spa turned no-security prison.
On top of that, Ben comments that Ciara's phone has been going off, and supposes that it's because Ciara is a "known associate" of Ben's - well a) Duh, and b) they're probably pinging her cell and should know where they are within minutes if it's still fucking on! How have none of these characters at least watched a single episode of Law and Order?
Then they have the lights on in the building that's supposed to be empty; so naturally that catches the attention of someone on the property who thinks it should be looked into. But of course that's their first bit of luck, I guess, because apparently the Dimera household staff are the laziest fucks ever, that the butler sees something that might be suspicious and rather than checking on it himself or send someone else on staff to look into it, he goes straight to one of his employers with nothing more than a suspicion, leading to the employer him to check it out. They also only apparently have one security person, so when that guy has a day off, they don't have shit for security....
Which come to think of it, does Eli remain as head of security once he's married to the woman who technically owns the house and controls the company that pays for everything?
And then Chad tells them, "You're lucky it's Valentine's Day," as if they'd be shit out of luck on the 15th.
On top of that, Ben comments that Ciara's phone has been going off, and supposes that it's because Ciara is a "known associate" of Ben's - well a) Duh, and b) they're probably pinging her cell and should know where they are within minutes if it's still fucking on! How have none of these characters at least watched a single episode of Law and Order?
Then they have the lights on in the building that's supposed to be empty; so naturally that catches the attention of someone on the property who thinks it should be looked into. But of course that's their first bit of luck, I guess, because apparently the Dimera household staff are the laziest fucks ever, that the butler sees something that might be suspicious and rather than checking on it himself or send someone else on staff to look into it, he goes straight to one of his employers with nothing more than a suspicion, leading to the employer him to check it out. They also only apparently have one security person, so when that guy has a day off, they don't have shit for security....
Which come to think of it, does Eli remain as head of security once he's married to the woman who technically owns the house and controls the company that pays for everything?
And then Chad tells them, "You're lucky it's Valentine's Day," as if they'd be shit out of luck on the 15th.