Post by stargazer1682 on Mar 2, 2020 5:10:04 GMT
Oh, good, we have Team Flash - The New Class.
So in, I think, season 1 of Flash, Hartley was brought on as a bad guy. Then in season 2 (?) Barry goes back to learn something from Thawne and comes back and something's changed that now he's a good guy. Now we see him again for the first time in four years and the writers have decided to use Crisis to make him a bad guy again.... Got it....🙄
Wait, they've had the blackhole-guy at Star Labs for like, what, the last 6 months; and he's just now finding out that Barry is the Flash? Has this really not come up before now? And all because Barry was too fucking lazy to walk 10 feet at normal speed.
So are we going to find out that Barry's parents are alive post-Crisis?
I know Barry's always been a bit...slow, oddly enough, but does he really not get that they don't seem to be responding to him in a way that would suggest they actually understand him?
Oh, God, Chester is Curtis, Ray, Cisco and Nate rolled into one, isn't he?
Man, they better be hiding a special guest appearance by Sigourney Weaver in this episode...
You know, for all the changes resulting from Crisis (trillions, according to Gideon), how does Barry know that the Post-Crisis Grodd was nearly as bad as he remembers him to be? I mean, he's apparently still bad enough to have been put into a coma, but for all Barry knows, half of the things Barry recalled Grodd doing might never have actually happened in this new timeline.
Speaking of, I let it slide that somehow Nash, a person from a parallel Earth that never existed somehow has something like a photo a version of Allegra who never existed, but how does a device designed or built by Sherloque, who in this timeline could not have ever existed and without the help of J'Ohn Caitlin/Frost would not remember, still exist at Star Labs Post-Crisis?
Why would Solovar, real or imagined, give a fuck whether Barry stays or leaves? And how does one get drawn into a prison such as this? Should Solovar being just as keen on keeping anyone out?
Barry phased through an entire fucking speeding train earlier in this episode; there's virtually no who should be able to stop him from getting from point A to point B. Never mind that he should be able to run faster than Solvar can even perceive and just sort of walk around him really fast. Of course this isn't really Barry, at least not a physical manifestation of Barry; and his powers in this form are literally imaginary, as is, presumably, Solvar; so I guess it's a wash...
I thought Frost didn't have access to Caitlin's scientific knowledge. Isn't that the whole reason she's even reverted to Caitlin at all this season?
Of course the real reason is that Caitlin wouldn't be likely to randomly wear baby bump basic black; even if they still showed Caitlin in the Grodd minscape earlier. I have to say, just on the earlier scene alone, I miss Caitlin; and am over emo-Frost.
Considering what little Chester did before Barry took the interface away from him, it's apparently not that hard to amp it to 900%.
Wait, Star Labs has a janitor? I'm just going to assume it's some version of Wells that crossed over from another Earth between seasons and he's just been puttering around behind the scenes, because this Wells never went to college or something, but he's still a super genius in some sort of Good Wells Hunting scenario. We're going to find out he's been there for years and periodically solves or fixes some of the most crucial problems Team Flash has ever had, in between emptying the garbage and waxing the floor too much.
Leave it to Barry Fuckin Allen, the dumbest hero alive, to say something as stupid as, "We have to try something new. We have to run forward, not backward." What a novel fucking idea.
I don't mind the idea of redeeming Grodd. I don't entirely believe it's genuine, but I'm kind of on board with it if it's true. I just think they could have earned it more; which they could have done without so much ancillary stories, like the bullshit with Nash or the patter with JV Team Flash or the shit with Iris stuck in a mirror or the mirror Iris tricking Joe.
Why has pacing in tv shows become so bad the last few year? If they're not dragging ass, like fucking Picard, or any Arrowverse season arc; they're trying to cram too many things into one episode and do disservice to all of the plots. I spent much of Saturday watching reruns of Quantum Leap - you know, for Leap Day - and while not everything is perfect, over all most of the episodes still fucking hold up; and you know why? Because the writers put an ounce of thought into the episodes and took the necessary time to tell it, without trying to milk it or dilute it with a bunch of other crap.
Would anyone tell Chester anything other than, "you're awesome" in the exact moment they need him to perform a miracle?
So in, I think, season 1 of Flash, Hartley was brought on as a bad guy. Then in season 2 (?) Barry goes back to learn something from Thawne and comes back and something's changed that now he's a good guy. Now we see him again for the first time in four years and the writers have decided to use Crisis to make him a bad guy again.... Got it....🙄
Wait, they've had the blackhole-guy at Star Labs for like, what, the last 6 months; and he's just now finding out that Barry is the Flash? Has this really not come up before now? And all because Barry was too fucking lazy to walk 10 feet at normal speed.
So are we going to find out that Barry's parents are alive post-Crisis?
I know Barry's always been a bit...slow, oddly enough, but does he really not get that they don't seem to be responding to him in a way that would suggest they actually understand him?
Oh, God, Chester is Curtis, Ray, Cisco and Nate rolled into one, isn't he?
Man, they better be hiding a special guest appearance by Sigourney Weaver in this episode...
You know, for all the changes resulting from Crisis (trillions, according to Gideon), how does Barry know that the Post-Crisis Grodd was nearly as bad as he remembers him to be? I mean, he's apparently still bad enough to have been put into a coma, but for all Barry knows, half of the things Barry recalled Grodd doing might never have actually happened in this new timeline.
Speaking of, I let it slide that somehow Nash, a person from a parallel Earth that never existed somehow has something like a photo a version of Allegra who never existed, but how does a device designed or built by Sherloque, who in this timeline could not have ever existed and without the help of J'Ohn Caitlin/Frost would not remember, still exist at Star Labs Post-Crisis?
Why would Solovar, real or imagined, give a fuck whether Barry stays or leaves? And how does one get drawn into a prison such as this? Should Solovar being just as keen on keeping anyone out?
Barry phased through an entire fucking speeding train earlier in this episode; there's virtually no who should be able to stop him from getting from point A to point B. Never mind that he should be able to run faster than Solvar can even perceive and just sort of walk around him really fast. Of course this isn't really Barry, at least not a physical manifestation of Barry; and his powers in this form are literally imaginary, as is, presumably, Solvar; so I guess it's a wash...
I thought Frost didn't have access to Caitlin's scientific knowledge. Isn't that the whole reason she's even reverted to Caitlin at all this season?
Of course the real reason is that Caitlin wouldn't be likely to randomly wear baby bump basic black; even if they still showed Caitlin in the Grodd minscape earlier. I have to say, just on the earlier scene alone, I miss Caitlin; and am over emo-Frost.
Considering what little Chester did before Barry took the interface away from him, it's apparently not that hard to amp it to 900%.
Wait, Star Labs has a janitor? I'm just going to assume it's some version of Wells that crossed over from another Earth between seasons and he's just been puttering around behind the scenes, because this Wells never went to college or something, but he's still a super genius in some sort of Good Wells Hunting scenario. We're going to find out he's been there for years and periodically solves or fixes some of the most crucial problems Team Flash has ever had, in between emptying the garbage and waxing the floor too much.
Leave it to Barry Fuckin Allen, the dumbest hero alive, to say something as stupid as, "We have to try something new. We have to run forward, not backward." What a novel fucking idea.
I don't mind the idea of redeeming Grodd. I don't entirely believe it's genuine, but I'm kind of on board with it if it's true. I just think they could have earned it more; which they could have done without so much ancillary stories, like the bullshit with Nash or the patter with JV Team Flash or the shit with Iris stuck in a mirror or the mirror Iris tricking Joe.
Why has pacing in tv shows become so bad the last few year? If they're not dragging ass, like fucking Picard, or any Arrowverse season arc; they're trying to cram too many things into one episode and do disservice to all of the plots. I spent much of Saturday watching reruns of Quantum Leap - you know, for Leap Day - and while not everything is perfect, over all most of the episodes still fucking hold up; and you know why? Because the writers put an ounce of thought into the episodes and took the necessary time to tell it, without trying to milk it or dilute it with a bunch of other crap.
Would anyone tell Chester anything other than, "you're awesome" in the exact moment they need him to perform a miracle?