Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2020 17:43:47 GMT
I say! You ragamuffins look as though you've seen the whale! But fear not, gents, Dr Erasmus Bartholomew Cottonpants is here to slay the beast! And how!
Corona, you say! Bosh Flimshaw! I got the cure for you here, see!
Introducing Old Tymey Guy's patented Miracle Tonic!
Snake Oil, you say? Bah! This patented formula is the real potato! And make no mistake! It'll put the pep back in your step! The pangle back in your wangle! The holy stuff back in your gully fluff!
That dastardly Coroniola won't stand the day! Get your bottle today before it goes with the Dodo! Get a wiggle on!
Corona, you say! Bosh Flimshaw! I got the cure for you here, see!
Introducing Old Tymey Guy's patented Miracle Tonic!
Snake Oil, you say? Bah! This patented formula is the real potato! And make no mistake! It'll put the pep back in your step! The pangle back in your wangle! The holy stuff back in your gully fluff!
That dastardly Coroniola won't stand the day! Get your bottle today before it goes with the Dodo! Get a wiggle on!
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