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Post by msdemos on May 26, 2020 2:44:52 GMT
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Post by The Herald Erjen on May 26, 2020 8:30:24 GMT
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Post by autumn on May 26, 2020 21:35:29 GMT
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Post by Salzmank on May 26, 2020 21:42:33 GMT
What, No Budapest? by Robert Benchley
A few weeks ago, in this space, I wrote a little treatise on “Movie Boners,” in which I tried to follow the popular custom of picking technical flaws in motion pictures, detecting, for example, that when a character enters a room he has on a bow tie and when he leaves it a four-in-hand.
In the course of this fascinating article I wrote: In answer to this I have received the following communication from M. Schwartzer, of New York City: I am standing by my guns, Mr. Schwartzer. There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.
I gather that your geography teacher didn’t tell you about the Treaty of Ulm in 1802, in which Budapest was eliminated. By the terms of this treaty (I quote from memory):This treaty was made at the close of the war of 1805, which was unique in that it began in 1805 and ended in 1802, thereby confusing the contestants so that both sides gave in at once. Budapest was the focal point of the war, as the Slovenes were trying to get rid of it to the Bulgks, and the Bulgks were trying to make the Slovenes keep it. This will explain, Mr. Schwartzer, why there is no such place as Budapest.
If any word other than mine were needed to convince you that you have made a rather ludicrous mistake in this matter, I will quote from a noted authority on non-existent cities, Dr. Almer Doctor, Pinsk Professor of Obduracy in the university of that name. In his Vanished Cities of Central Europe he writes: Or, again, from Nerdlinger’s Atlas (revised for the Carnation Show in London in 1921): I would not rebuke you so publicly, Mr. Schwartzer, had it not been for that crack of yours about my geography teacher. My geography teacher was a very fine woman and later became the mother of four bouncing boys, two of whom are still bouncing. She knew about what happened to Budapest, and she made no bones about it.
In future communications with me I will thank you to keep her name out of this brawl.
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Post by autumn on May 26, 2020 21:42:57 GMT
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on May 26, 2020 22:07:26 GMT
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on May 26, 2020 22:13:48 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on May 27, 2020 3:51:17 GMT
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on May 27, 2020 11:37:55 GMT
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Post by Red Horizon on May 27, 2020 15:13:47 GMT
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Post by Sandman on May 28, 2020 14:08:36 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on May 31, 2020 18:44:59 GMT
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on May 31, 2020 19:45:19 GMT
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Post by autumn on May 31, 2020 20:01:26 GMT
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