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Post by BATouttaheck on May 30, 2020 0:16:46 GMT
So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 30, 2020 0:19:04 GMT
Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I have tickets for the theater this evening, to a show I was looking forward to and I get, well, kind of *unreasonable* about things like that.  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 30, 2020 0:38:15 GMT
When we get out of this, you can ride the train with me again.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on May 30, 2020 2:03:54 GMT
Hot day. Seen worse.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 2:36:48 GMT
Then your name isn't Kaplan?   |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 2:46:24 GMT
No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 2:53:37 GMT
Sometimes the truth does taste like a mouthful of worms.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 2:58:45 GMT
Sorry, old man. Too bad. Keep trying.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 3:05:45 GMT
I've grown accustomed to my bourbon.  |
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Post by marth on May 30, 2020 3:08:36 GMT
What's wrong with men like me?  |
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Post by twothousandonemark on May 30, 2020 3:20:34 GMT
Seven parking tickets.  |
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Post by marth on May 30, 2020 3:25:15 GMT
It's going to be a long night.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 30, 2020 3:50:00 GMT
I tipped the steward five dollars to seat you here if you should come in.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 30, 2020 3:54:30 GMT
Well, didn't you hear what I said? I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin, I'm a mad killer on the loose!  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 30, 2020 3:57:31 GMT
Handle with care, fellas. I'm valuable property.  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on May 30, 2020 4:02:43 GMT
What's wrong with men like me?  |
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Post by maya55555 on May 30, 2020 5:45:59 GMT
War is hell, Mr. Thornhill, even when it's a cold one.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 15:03:21 GMT
I'm beginning to think I'm underpaid.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 30, 2020 15:06:38 GMT
Say, do I look heavyish to you?  |
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Post by alpha128 on May 30, 2020 16:34:56 GMT
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.  |
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