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Post by DC-Fan on Apr 30, 2017 6:46:56 GMT
I just watched an online version of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (the entire movie, including the 4 post-credit scenes and Stan Lee's post-credit scene). The movie basically consists of penis jokes, David Hasselhoff jokes, Cheers jokes, and 2 Stan Lee cameos with the The Watcher (1 Stan Lee post-credit cameo after the other post-credit scenes). None of the jokes were funny at all. And Rocket is still the most annoying movie character since Jar Jar Binks.
My rating for GotG2: 2 out of 10.
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Post by Jerk on Apr 30, 2017 6:48:44 GMT
Thanks for sharing your opinion. I disagree with it but thanks anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2017 14:20:44 GMT
I just watched an online version of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (the entire movie, including the 4 post-credit scenes and Stan Lee's post-credit scene). The movie basically consists of penis jokes, David Hasselhoff jokes, Cheers jokes, and 2 Stan Lee cameos with the The Watcher (1 Stan Lee post-credit cameo after the other post-credit scenes). None of the jokes were funny at all. My rating for GotG2: 2 out of 10.DC-Fan is a big penis
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Post by spooner5020 on Apr 30, 2017 14:29:14 GMT
I was just gonna say don't listen to DC-fan he's full of shit.
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Post by zoilus on Apr 30, 2017 15:14:10 GMT
It's the first Marvel movie he's rated better than a 1, must be pretty damn good!
But seriously he means he watched a pirated version. Though he's probably lying about that too, because what kind of person constantly whines about how much they hate a franchise, how much the trailers suck, then still watches their movies as soon as is humanly possible?
As for his rating, he gave Batman v Superman a 10, and he gave Deadpool a 1. These are the ratings of a crazy person.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2017 15:24:51 GMT
I just watched an online version of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (the entire movie, including the 4 post-credit scenes and Stan Lee's post-credit scene). The movie basically consists of penis jokes, David Hasselhoff jokes, Cheers jokes, and 2 Stan Lee cameos with the The Watcher (1 Stan Lee post-credit cameo after the other post-credit scenes). None of the jokes were funny at all. My rating for GotG2: 2 out of 10.You dont lie in your review. And I can tell because I have seen it too. But I dont think there was much more to the movie then this. And that what you rate it isnt fair.
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Post by formersamhmd on Apr 30, 2017 16:08:16 GMT
DC-Fan just can't accept that the world has moved on.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Apr 30, 2017 23:12:39 GMT
No you didn't. You pulled this same crap last year with Captain America: Civil War and convinced none. Just give it up, Anne Hathaway Fan...
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Post by MCDemuth on Apr 30, 2017 23:35:32 GMT
But seriously he means he watched a pirated version. Considering the movie doesn't even get released into North American theaters until May 5th... then the OP must have watch a pirated version online. There is no way the studios would be stupid enough to release an official version online, at least until after it has been released to most theaters. Great Job OP. You just admitted to committing a major crime!
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Post by politicidal on May 1, 2017 0:39:17 GMT
I look forward to your review of Volume 3 then.
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Post by brownstones on May 1, 2017 0:41:24 GMT
I look forward to your review of Volume 3 then. it's already written.
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Post by brownstones on May 1, 2017 0:41:56 GMT
aren't you that AH/Anne Hathaway-Fan from IMDB?
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Post by zoilus on May 1, 2017 0:45:38 GMT
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Post by brownstones on May 1, 2017 0:50:44 GMT
ah........well sounds like he downgraded.
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on May 1, 2017 1:16:04 GMT
As an adult woman of childbearing age, it is so good to know that DC-Fan is "Male" and "100% straight heterosexual" as opposed to 99% straight heterosexual or 40% questioning bisexual.
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Post by zoilus on May 1, 2017 1:18:12 GMT
As an adult woman of childbearing age, it is so good to know that DC-Fan is "Male" and "100% straight heterosexual" as opposed to 99% straight heterosexual or 40% questioning bisexual.Well he described Chris Pine as "attractive" so he's clearly not as heterosexual as he thinks.
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on May 1, 2017 1:33:44 GMT
As an adult woman of childbearing age, it is so good to know that DC-Fan is "Male" and "100% straight heterosexual" as opposed to 99% straight heterosexual or 40% questioning bisexual.Well he described Chris Pine as "attractive" so he's clearly not as heterosexual as he thinks. The real question is what is his troll orientation? I'm guessing (under the) Bridge-troll or Cave-troll.
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Post by zoilus on May 1, 2017 1:44:35 GMT
Well he described Chris Pine as "attractive" so he's clearly not as heterosexual as he thinks. The real question is what is his troll orientation? I'm guessing (under the) Bridge-troll or Cave-troll. this kind
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Post by DC-Fan on May 1, 2017 8:57:52 GMT
aren't you that AH/Anne Hathaway-Fan from IMDB? I'm a fan of Alfred Hitchcock movies (I've seen 26 of them) and I like this actress: Amy Hathaway. But I don't know who this Anne Hathaway-Fan that you're referring to is.
On IMDb, I did give some clues as to what my username stood for. A few dumb MCU fans assumed that it was Anne Hathaway, but that was incorrect. At first, I thought my clues might have been too hard. But a few people were able to solve the clues correctly so it wasn't that my clues were too hard. It's just that MCU fans were too dumb to solve the clues.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2017 9:01:37 GMT
aren't you that AH/Anne Hathaway-Fan from IMDB? I'm a fan of Alfred Hitchcock movies (I've seen 26 of them) and I like this actress: Amy Hathaway. But I don't know who this Anne Hathaway-Fan that you're referring to is.
On IMDb, I did give some clues as to what my username stood for. A few dumb MCU fans assumed that it was Anne Hathaway, but that was incorrect. At first, I thought my clues might have been too hard. But a few people were able to solve the clues correctly so it wasn't that my clues were too hard. It's just that MCU fans were too dumb to solve the clues.
But how dumb were you? You said Civil War wouldn't cross a billion, and it did. You said Doctor Strange, a movie about an obscure Marvel Comics character, would bomb, and it didn't. try again when you realise your idiot mistakes
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