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Post by lukelovesfilm34 on May 1, 2017 7:40:04 GMT
If Marvel filmed a dog poop and said that was a new superhero to include in the MCU, no one would criticize that film like you criticize other comic book movies. WTF?
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Post by Atom(ica) Discord on May 1, 2017 7:51:38 GMT
If Marvel decided to film the excrement of a canine, it would likely be better conceived and executed than most other superhero franchise's comparable efforts. The feces would not take itself too seriously. It would know its place as waste matter and ultimately embrace it. The film would likely track the scatological origins of the fecal matter. And, it would follow its journey from the animal's stomach to the intestinal tract, to the colon, and finally out of the rectum in a way that was truthful to the spirit of the meal the canine initially consumed (the source material if you will).
If a competing franchise attempted this feat, going by their track record to date, the result would most likely be shit.
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Post by Jerk on May 1, 2017 8:56:20 GMT
How would you feel if James Cameron did the same thing?
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Post by ArArArchStanton on May 1, 2017 10:33:31 GMT
If Marvel filmed a dog poop and said that was a new superhero to include in the MCU, no one would criticize that film like you criticize other comic book movies. WTF? I'll go on record as saying I have not seen BVS or SS and only watched MOS on a bet to get my brother to finally watch the damned Godfather.
I've seen numerous fairly detailed spoiler reviews to the point I've seen most of the major scenes with commentary, and they leave me with no interest in the films.
They seem consistently made by people who aren't artists. The line introducing Katana stands out where the idiot military guy explains "you don't want to get killed by her, her sword traps the souls of it's victims." (AFTER A MAJOR EYEROLL) That is not how you introduce a character and her power set. It's the most awkward, unrefined, unclever introduction, I've ever seen. It's the laziest shit possible. It's right up there with tornadocide and martha as historically awful examples of writing.
And these are why I won't watch any of the current DCU films, and have no plans to see JL especially, and maybe only WW for free later if it's at least competent. I'm certainly not supporting them with any money based on what they've done so far.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 1, 2017 10:51:14 GMT
If Marvel filmed a dog poop and said that was a new superhero to include in the MCU, no one would criticize that film like you criticize other comic book movies. WTF? The responses to your OP are unintentionally fucking brilliant. Well played, sir. |
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Post by PreachCaleb on May 2, 2017 19:54:51 GMT
To be fair, that dog poop would probably have better characterization than did MoS or BvS.
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 2, 2017 21:02:50 GMT
To be fair, that dog poop would probably have better characterization than did MoS or BvS. That's -- that's irrelevant! You're, uh, trolling. Yeah, sure. Yep, that's the ticket. Or, in the parlance or Key and Peele: "Insubordinate! And churlish!"  |
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Post by barkingbaphomet on May 2, 2017 21:51:23 GMT
hmmm...
what breed?
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Post by THE_PURGE on May 3, 2017 5:42:18 GMT
Marvel could make "Ass The Movie" and their fanbase would eat it up.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2017 5:54:27 GMT
If Marvel filmed a dog poop and said that was a new superhero to include in the MCU, no one would criticize that film like you criticize other comic book movies. WTF? Why would Marvel film a DC property? |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on May 3, 2017 11:31:08 GMT
Marvel could make "Ass The Movie" and their fanbase would eat it up.  |
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Post by charzhino on May 3, 2017 12:12:00 GMT
MCU wont take that risk OP. All their movies play it safe with lots of jokes and quips in place of story and character.
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Post by PreachCaleb on May 3, 2017 13:26:23 GMT
Well, of course that doesn't make sense. Just look at Tony Stark's character journey. His story alone has spanned his own trilogy, the Avengers movies, and even a Captain America movie.
Steve Rogers also has had a great trilogy with his character growing in each movie. Thor's first movie was all about growing as a character. Loki has also developed. Bruce Banner has also gronw from the "Don't make me angry" guy. Vision is growing and he's only been in two movies. Bucky's changed a lot since The First Avenger.
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Post by formersamhmd on May 3, 2017 13:30:33 GMT
XCU wont take that risk OP. All their movies play it safe with lots of holocaust exploitation in place of story and character. Fixed. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 17, 2018 1:05:09 GMT
MCU wont take that risk OP. All their movies play it safe with lots of paid critics and artificial boosters in place of story and character. Fixed. Fixed! |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Aug 17, 2018 1:07:39 GMT
Hey, he’s a raccoon, not a dog.
And if anyone’s going to produce a super turd,
It’s Drax.
It’s called foreshadowing.
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Post by politicidal on Aug 17, 2018 3:27:12 GMT
Forgot about this chap.
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Post by ghostintheshell on Aug 17, 2018 3:30:46 GMT
If Marvel decided to film the excrement of a canine, it would likely be better conceived and executed than most other superhero franchise's comparable efforts. The feces would not take itself too seriously. It would know its place as waste matter and ultimately embrace it. The film would likely track the scatological origins of the fecal matter. And, it would follow its journey from the animal's stomach to the intestinal tract, to the colon, and finally out of the rectum in a way that was truthful to the spirit of the meal the canine initially consumed (the source material if you will). If a competing franchise attempted this feat, going by their track record to date, the result would most likely be shit.  |
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Post by merh on Aug 17, 2018 10:57:30 GMT
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