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Post by CrepedCrusader on Jul 14, 2020 23:18:57 GMT
Found a little bag hanging from my doorknob. The little card on the side said, "Merry Christmas in July". Inside the bag there was a tin with a few Jolly Ranchers and Twizzlers. There was also a bag within the bag that had a candy cane inside a little red stocking. The bag with the candy cane has a card in it that says "Scripture Candy", which a Google search reveals to be a candy company that wraps their candy in scripture. I didn't see anything hanging on the other doors in my apartment building, and I don't belong to any church. My thinking is that either some religious group is handing these out, or someone is trying to assassinate me with poison candy. If you never hear from me again, you'll know it was the poison candy, because I'm sucking on a lemon Jolly Rancher as I type this.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jul 14, 2020 23:38:39 GMT
Something might be in the air ...
I got a personal letter in the snailmailbox today from a Jehovah's Witness three towns away addressed to me with my new address and using my middle initial which is not generally known !
I would have preferred the candy to an offer for some total stranger (who knows too much about me already) to come to my house and lead me into the way !
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 15, 2020 0:18:31 GMT
Be sure to check your candy for razor blades inside them before you eat it.
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Post by Catman on Jul 15, 2020 0:30:32 GMT
That happens to Catman only on birthdays, Christmas, and Valentine's. But Catman knows the culprit.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jul 15, 2020 0:34:51 GMT
That happens to Catman only on birthdays, Christmas, and Valentine's. But Catman knows the culprit. see, lagomorphs are not all bad ! |
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Post by divtal on Jul 15, 2020 0:37:47 GMT
Crusader, are any of the "goodies," wrapped in scriptural messages? I'm confident that you're bright enough to approach this with caution.
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Post by Catman on Jul 15, 2020 0:41:35 GMT
That happens to Catman only on birthdays, Christmas, and Valentine's. But Catman knows the culprit. see, lagomorphs are not all bad ! Catman would not call Catwoman's oldest friend a lagomorph. |
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Post by enigma72 on Jul 15, 2020 1:14:07 GMT
Found a little bag hanging from my doorknob. The little card on the side said, "Merry Christmas in July". Inside the bag there was a tin with a few Jolly Ranchers and Twizzlers. There was also a bag within the bag that had a candy cane inside a little red stocking. The bag with the candy cane has a card in it that says "Scripture Candy", which a Google search reveals to be a candy company that wraps their candy in scripture. I didn't see anything hanging on the other doors in my apartment building, and I don't belong to any church. My thinking is that either some religious group is handing these out, or someone is trying to assassinate me with poison candy. If you never hear from me again, you'll know it was the poison candy, because I'm sucking on a lemon Jolly Rancher as I type this. Didn't your mother teach you not to accept candy from strangers!? |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Jul 15, 2020 1:23:18 GMT
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 15, 2020 2:04:45 GMT
Crusader, are any of the "goodies," wrapped in scriptural messages? I'm confident that you're bright enough to approach this with caution. Yeah, eating them, might convert you... to their way of thinking. |
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Post by CrepedCrusader on Jul 15, 2020 2:30:44 GMT
Crusader, are any of the "goodies," wrapped in scriptural messages? I'm confident that you're bright enough to approach this with caution. The bag that had the stocking and candy cane appears to have a book marker with a Bible verse on it. The candy in the tin did not. |
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Post by mslo79 on Jul 15, 2020 11:58:58 GMT
I would have straight up dumped it. you just can't be sure nowadays.
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