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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jun 18, 2022 19:03:45 GMT
Is Ben a Jedi knight
Is a wookie like a dog
Is Ben a Jedi knight
Who the hell is Caysin Bog
Tattooine or Jakku
BB8 and R2
The dark side and the light
Yoda backwards say
A Jedi craves not these things
Fear leads to anger and to hate
Got to do with it everything
Life creates it, makes it grow
He means the force don't you know
War does not make one great
Tractor beam
It has got us in their site
Laser beam
This trash compactor is tight, tight, yeah
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2022 18:37:02 GMT
I should compose a full set of lyrics to Uncle Albert Admiral Ackbar and post them here…
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2022 21:56:00 GMT
Uncle Albert/Admiral Ackbar
We're so sorry, Admiral Ackbar
We're so sorry if we caused you any TRAPS
We're so sorry, Admiral Ackbar
But there's no one left in Rogue One
and I believe I'm gonna take evasive action
We're so sorry, but we haven't sprung a bloody TRAP all day!
We're so sorry, Admiral Ackbar
But if anything should happen
We'll be sure to give you the stolen Death Star plans
We're so sorry, Admiral Ackbar
But we haven't sprung a bloody TRAP all day
We're so sorry, Admiral Ackbar
But the squids are on the boil
And we're so easily called to take evasive action
SQUID ACROSS THE WATER
WARS ACROSS THE STARS
Admiral Ackbar notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to space
I had another look and I had a moof milk and Bothan pie
The Sith Lord wouldn’t die so I put it in the pie
SQUIDS ACROSS THE WATER
WARS ACROSS THE STARS
Live a little, be a REBEL, get around
(Get around)
Get your SQUADRON up off the ground, live a little, get around
Live a little, be a REBEL, get around
(Get around)
Get your SQUADRON up off the ground, live a little, get around
SQUIDS ACROSS THE WATER
WARS ACROSS THE STARS
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2022 19:03:22 GMT
Race My Pod
Asked Ani what he wanted to be
He said Listen Padme, can't you see?
I wanna be famous, the best pod racer on Tatooine
But you can do something in between
Ani, you can race my pod
Watto says he likes those odds
Ani, you can race my pod
And maybe I'll let you be a Jedi
YIP-YIP-YIP-YIPPEE!
Told Qui Gon I could race right away
And he said Listen Schmi I got something to say
I got no pod and it's breaking my heart
But your son is our driver and that's a start!
Ani, you can race my pod
Watto says he likes those odds
Ani, you can race my pod
And maybe I'll let you be a Jedi
YIP YIP YIP YIPPEE!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2022 0:23:11 GMT
Space Wars Oddity
This is ground control to Admiral Ack
Take your seaweed wraps and warn us of the trap
This is ground control to Admiral Ack
Proceed with the countdown. The Empire strikes back.
Check ignition and may the Force be with you...
This is Admiral Ack to ground control
I'm concentrating all firepower
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way.
And the Star Wars look very different today.
For here am I sitting in a sardine can
Taking evasive action.
Planet Mon Cala is blue
And it's nothing like Naboo...
Though I'm past one hundred par secs
I'm feeling very still.
And I think my rebel cruiser knows which way to go.
Tell Princess Leia, I love her- she knows!
This is ground control to Admiral Ack
Your circuit's dead. IT'S A TRAP!
Can you hear me, Mr. Ack?
Can you hear me, Mr Ack?
Can you hear me, Mr Ack?
Can you- here am I floating in the deep space
High above the rebel cruiser
Planet Mon Cala is blue
And it's nothing like Naboo
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 26, 2022 18:51:02 GMT
I Kissed my Sis
by Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention
I kissed my Sis and I liked it
The taste of her Wookie chapstick
I kissed my Sis just to try it
I hope my Han friend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my Sis and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what farm hands do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed my Sis and I liked it
The taste of her Wookie chapstick
I kissed my Sis just to try it
I hope my Han friend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my Sis and I liked it
I liked it
Space girls, they are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed my Sis and I liked it
The taste of her Wookie chapstick
I kissed my Sis just to try it
I hope my Han friend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed my Sis and I liked it
I liked it
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Post by Rey Kahuka on Sept 29, 2022 12:40:19 GMT
I don't know how I missed this thread, but it's amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2022 3:41:06 GMT
White Wampa
One side makes you larger
And the Dark Side makes you small
And the Death Star plans that Mon Monthra gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Ackbar
When he’s ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing wampas
Then you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘em a death stick smoking Mandalorian
Has given you the call
Call Ackbar
When he was just small.
When the Sith on the Death Star
Get up and tell you where to go
And you’ve just has some type of blue milk
And your mind is moving slow
Go ask Ackbar
I think he’ll know!
When the rebels and the empire have fallen sloppy dead
And the Jedi Knight is talking backward
And Queen Amidala’s off with her head
Remember what the Ackbar said!
It’s a trap!
It’s a trap!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 8, 2023 19:34:23 GMT
LEIA
by Eric Clapton
What'll you do when you need Obi
And nobody's waiting by your side?
You've been asking for Kenobi
You know it's just your foolish pride
Leia, you've sent your favorite droid
Leia, you're flying thru the void
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind
I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down
Like a fool, I fell in love with you
You turned my whole world upside down
Leia, you've sent your favorite droid
Leia, you're flying thru the void
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind
Make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane
Please don't say we'll never find a way
And tell me all my love's in vain
Leia, you've sent your favorite droid
Leia, you're flying thru the void
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind
Leia, you've sent your favorite droid
Leia, you're flying thru the void
Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Mar 8, 2023 19:51:09 GMT
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