Post by ShadowSouL: Padawan of Yoda on Sept 13, 2020 6:47:42 GMT
This just in --
Upset by the fallout from the release of his conversation with Bob Woodward in the now infamous "Woodward Tapes," President Trump moved quickly to address his controversial comments.
"When I said that the coronavirus is deadlier than the flu, I meant that it's just as bad as the flu," Trump explained. "In other words, the coronavirus and the flu are exactly the same thing. They are completely interchangeable. So when I say that the coronavirus is deadlier than the flu, I'm also saying that the flu is deadlier than the coronavirus."
Trump then asked Woodward if the latter could introduce the former to Deep Throat. "Is she really deep?" the President inquired. "How deep does she go?"
In a rare shift of character for the Commander in Chief, Trump turned the conversation to something other than himself, namely, Woodward's career. "Why did you retire from acting?" Trump asked. "I really thought you were great as The Equalizer. Now, I like Denzel Washington very much, but I don't think it's appropriate that he replaced you as The Equalizer. As fine and talented an actor as he is, black people shouldn't play white characters. That's what I meant by there were very fine people on both sides. The fine people on one side simply don't want blacks or Jews to replace whites by playing whites. That's white cellucide."
Trump is next preparing to visit the West Coast to check on the progress of the raging fiars. "The fiers in California, Oregon, and Washington are very firey," lamented the Chief Executive. "It's a terrible, terrible thing."
Before leaving to visit the disaster areas, Trumped asked Woodward if he looked okay. "I don't want the American people to jump up and down in a panic because their leader is fat and bald," the President commented.
Editor's Note: Trump insisted that his alternate spellings of fires and fiery be used in this story.
Upset by the fallout from the release of his conversation with Bob Woodward in the now infamous "Woodward Tapes," President Trump moved quickly to address his controversial comments.
"When I said that the coronavirus is deadlier than the flu, I meant that it's just as bad as the flu," Trump explained. "In other words, the coronavirus and the flu are exactly the same thing. They are completely interchangeable. So when I say that the coronavirus is deadlier than the flu, I'm also saying that the flu is deadlier than the coronavirus."
Trump then asked Woodward if the latter could introduce the former to Deep Throat. "Is she really deep?" the President inquired. "How deep does she go?"
In a rare shift of character for the Commander in Chief, Trump turned the conversation to something other than himself, namely, Woodward's career. "Why did you retire from acting?" Trump asked. "I really thought you were great as The Equalizer. Now, I like Denzel Washington very much, but I don't think it's appropriate that he replaced you as The Equalizer. As fine and talented an actor as he is, black people shouldn't play white characters. That's what I meant by there were very fine people on both sides. The fine people on one side simply don't want blacks or Jews to replace whites by playing whites. That's white cellucide."
Trump is next preparing to visit the West Coast to check on the progress of the raging fiars. "The fiers in California, Oregon, and Washington are very firey," lamented the Chief Executive. "It's a terrible, terrible thing."
Before leaving to visit the disaster areas, Trumped asked Woodward if he looked okay. "I don't want the American people to jump up and down in a panic because their leader is fat and bald," the President commented.
Editor's Note: Trump insisted that his alternate spellings of fires and fiery be used in this story.