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Post by permutojoe on Oct 4, 2020 1:59:53 GMT
Mine is to play Lebron 1-on-1 and here's how the play goes. I start with the ball, dribble down the left side and put a spin move on him. He's super athletic so he keeps up with my spin. At the end of my spin though I go up like I'm going to do a weak layup, but I explode for a dunk. The collateral force of my feet in his chest knock him to the ground under me right as I dunk the ball into the basket. I hold onto the rim so I don't fall on him, and I just swing on the rim for a few seconds, until he looks up at me, at which point I grab my nuts like Tarzan.
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Post by permutojoe on Oct 4, 2020 2:03:22 GMT
EDIT: I actually went up and dunked on him with my offhand, so my main hand was free to work my nuts with more dexterity at the end.
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Oct 4, 2020 2:04:16 GMT
Is this a goal or is it just fantasy?
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Post by GiantFan1980 on Oct 4, 2020 2:52:51 GMT
My goal is not to fall asleep halfway into the NFL Thursday games!
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Post by permutojoe on Oct 4, 2020 3:27:21 GMT
Is this a goal or is it just fantasy? Both I guess.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Oct 4, 2020 4:09:30 GMT
To score ten goals in an Old Firm game for Celtic where we come back from 9-0 down.
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Oct 4, 2020 9:16:54 GMT
Mine is to play Lebron 1-on-1 and here's how the play goes. I start with the ball, dribble down the left side and put a spin move on him. He's super athletic so he keeps up with my spin. At the end of my spin though I go up like I'm going to do a weak layup, but I explode for a dunk. The collateral force of my feet in his chest knock him to the ground under me right as I dunk the ball into the basket. I hold onto the rim so I don't fall on him, and I just swing on the rim for a few seconds, until he looks up at me, at which point I grab my nuts like Tarzan. Great avatar.
I love that episode 
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Post by klawrencio79 on Oct 4, 2020 12:43:12 GMT
I’ve always wanted to face an MLB pitcher. I have no delusions of grandeur about being able to accomplish anything, I just want to see what it’s like to have a high 90s fastball zip by, followed by an unhittable breaking ball.
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Post by Jep Gambardella on Oct 4, 2020 14:08:08 GMT
I’ve always wanted to face an MLB pitcher. I have no delusions of grandeur about being able to accomplish anything, I just want to see what it’s like to have a high 90s fastball zip by, followed by an unhittable breaking ball. On a similar note, I would like to feel what it is like to attempt to return a serve from a professional tennis player (even a woman). I was a terrible tennis player even during the short time in my life when I played more or less regularly, so I know that I would probably not even see the colour of the ball, but it would be interesting to experience it for myself.
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Post by NJtoTX on Oct 4, 2020 15:04:19 GMT
To be able to play tennis again, or jog a mile in under 12 minutes again or bike 10 flat miles in under 40 minutes again.
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Post by screamingtreefrogs on Oct 4, 2020 15:51:41 GMT
1:00 - 4:15 pm est - kick a game winning FG for the Eagles against the Cowboys
4:30 pm - 7:30 pm est - I then cross the street and put a triple double for Sixers and beat the Celtics with my game winning free throws....
8:00 pm - 11:00pm est- I change into my Flyers goalie gear and shut out the Rangers 1-0
Right before going to bed I learn my contract demands have been accepted by the Phillies as I'm falling to sleep next to Winona Ryder on my left and Christina Ricci on my right.....
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Post by marco266 on Oct 4, 2020 17:56:06 GMT
To ski Switzerland.
I've skiied the top mountains in the USA; only thing left is to ski the top mountains in Switzerland. I have surfed in New York and I have surfed the North Shore of Hawaii -- two completely different sports. I know it is a completely different sport skiing the Alps in comparison to our Rocky Mountains. That's why I want to do it.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Oct 4, 2020 19:25:17 GMT
Mud wrestle Taylor Swift
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Post by Winston Wolfe on Oct 4, 2020 21:37:31 GMT
Is this a goal or is it just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality
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Post by permutojoe on Oct 6, 2020 0:48:10 GMT
I’ve always wanted to face an MLB pitcher. I have no delusions of grandeur about being able to accomplish anything, I just want to see what it’s like to have a high 90s fastball zip by, followed by an unhittable breaking ball. If I'm not mistaken there should be pitching machines now that can simulate a decent MLB pitcher throwing different pitches. I might like to try this sometime myself.
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Post by 尺ロㄈにモイ州凡几 on Oct 6, 2020 1:49:06 GMT
Gina Carano puts me in a triangle choke. Doesn’t need to be in the octagon.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2020 1:56:31 GMT
I dont really have a sports dream per say outside of seeing my teams win. However catching a TD pass from Rodgers and doing a Lambeau leap would be pretty cool. Id need a trampoline though. I don't exactly have major "ups".
Giving Sasha Banks a tombstone piledriver would be pretty fun too though.
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Post by marco266 on Oct 6, 2020 2:02:50 GMT
Ah, I deleted my post. It was a savage attack on klawrencio, but being that 2020 is pretty awful, why add to its awfulness?
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Post by klawrencio79 on Oct 6, 2020 2:06:44 GMT
If I'm not mistaken there should be pitching machines now that can simulate a decent MLB pitcher throwing different pitches. I might like to try this sometime myself. Bingo. This dope klawrence clearly has never been in a batting cage, yet he wants to face a major league pitcher. Christ. Wouldn't you love to see that? A dope who doesn't even know you can face a 90 mph fastball from a pitching machine wants to face a major league pitcher. Hey, I found a picture of the dweeb klawrencio who never held a bat in his life after he faces a major league pitcher:  klawrence gives Met fans a bad name. Met fans are four-eyed Jewish dweebs from Long Island who know every stat of the game, yet never once held a bat in their life. That's klawrence. Sorry to be so blunt, but that's a fact. (And no bigotry implied. It really is the way it is in NY. Jews root for Mets, Jets, and Islanders; regular people root for Yanks, Giants, and Rangers. Knicks is the one NY team where all creeds and breeds and religions are together.) Your act isn’t nearly as effective when you’re just a petulant bitch all the time. But have at it, ass.
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Post by marco266 on Oct 6, 2020 2:10:46 GMT
Bingo. This dope klawrence clearly has never been in a batting cage, yet he wants to face a major league pitcher. Christ. Wouldn't you love to see that? A dope who doesn't even know you can face a 90 mph fastball from a pitching machine wants to face a major league pitcher. Hey, I found a picture of the dweeb klawrencio who never held a bat in his life after he faces a major league pitcher: klawrence gives Met fans a bad name. Met fans are four-eyed Jewish dweebs from Long Island who know every stat of the game, yet never once held a bat in their life. That's klawrence. Sorry to be so blunt, but that's a fact. (And no bigotry implied. It really is the way it is in NY. Jews root for Mets, Jets, and Islanders; regular people root for Yanks, Giants, and Rangers. Knicks is the one NY team where all creeds and breeds and religions are together.) Your act isn’t nearly as effective when you’re just a petulant bitch all the time. But have at it, ass. Ah, you scum bag. I deleted that post just as your were posting. (I guess you set your computer to give you instant alerts when marco226 posts.) I think your posts show an arrogance that even Trump would despise, you are a blow hard, you've clearly never played a sport in your life, you are a dick...but you have one quality that is admirable: you have a passion for something - baseball, the Mets. That's cool. This may be a little too inside for the others at this board, but you are Evan Roberts.
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