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Post by The Trashcan Man on Oct 15, 2020 20:06:11 GMT
After God finished the creation of the light, the universe, man and woman, He turned to his angels and said, "Let us create The Food of the Gods". They worked a long time, and finally created The Food of the Gods. God then turned again to His angels, and said, "That was wonderful. Now, let us go celebrate with a BLT."  |
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Post by number30 on Oct 15, 2020 20:34:23 GMT
Bacon should run as a third party candidate -he could raise some serious lettuce and be a hit with the tomatoes in the audience
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Post by Carl LaFong on Oct 15, 2020 20:36:58 GMT
Bacon should run as a third party candidate -he could raise some serious lettuce and be a hit with the tomatoes in the audience Can you afford to ignore the Jewish vote though?
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Post by number30 on Oct 15, 2020 20:48:32 GMT
Hmm good question --Bacon has been known to grease a few palms .
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Oct 15, 2020 21:31:03 GMT
Bacon should run as a third party candidate -he could raise some serious lettuce and be a hit with the tomatoes in the audience Can you afford to ignore the Jewish vote though? Jews must toss this pork thing, or risk massive defections to the flavor of bacon..
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Post by The Trashcan Man on Oct 15, 2020 21:39:01 GMT
Bacon should run as a third party candidate -he could raise some serious lettuce and be a hit with the tomatoes in the audience Can you afford to ignore the Jewish vote though? A guy in a cafe told the waitress, "I'll order the BLT C-U-N-T, please." She went to the kitchen and asked the cook what a 'BLT C-U-N-T' is. He said "It's a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, cut up and not toasted." Later, after the customer ate the sandwich, he called over the waitress, and said, "Waitress, that was the worst BLT C-U-N-T I've ever had." She replied, "Well S-H-I-T." He said, "What is a S-H-I-T?" She said, "Shoulda had it toasted." He responded, "Well! F-U-C-K-Y-O-U!" She said, "What's that mean?" He said "Fuck you."
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Post by NJtoTX on Oct 15, 2020 23:04:24 GMT
Hmm good question --Bacon has been known to grease a few palms . Fuck you. I'm Jewish and have bacon in the fridge.
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