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Post by permutojoe on May 6, 2017 22:40:32 GMT
I made an unfortunate discovery today. The new admin assistant chick at my job is batshit crazy. She started earlier this year. Came into the company and made a great impression on everyone. Built immediate rapport with everyone, especially me. We've been flirting a bit on our personal phones, and as a recently single dude I welcomed her talk of coming to visit (we live 5 hours apart). It has recently dawned on me that this woman will morph into sheer psycho and get me fired from a job I love if I don't shut her down now. Any tips on how to do this gently without alienating her in the process? Best play that I can come up with is that I met a new girl that I like and I couldn't possibly have her visit. As I type this from home she just called me from our office. Help.
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Post by Admin on May 7, 2017 1:59:59 GMT
Whatever you do, don't ask her out for coffee.
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Post by london777 on May 7, 2017 2:25:35 GMT
Do you keep pet rabbits at home?
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Post by JHA Durant on May 7, 2017 5:19:02 GMT
Do you have a certain suitcase in another country (like Colombia, Peru, Thailand or Indonesia) that needs someone young and pretty to get it through customs without being detected?
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Post by permutojoe on May 9, 2017 0:36:10 GMT
No help whatsoever. Oh well. Guess it's a night or two of fantastic crazy girl sex followed shortly thereafter by an extended vacation. Doesn't sound all bad, actually.
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Post by shangel on May 9, 2017 2:17:39 GMT
I made an unfortunate discovery today. The new admin assistant chick at my job is batshit crazy. She started earlier this year. Came into the company and made a great impression on everyone. Built immediate rapport with everyone, especially me. We've been flirting a bit on our personal phones, and as a recently single dude I welcomed her talk of coming to visit (we live 5 hours apart). It has recently dawned on me that this woman will morph into sheer psycho and get me fired from a job I love if I don't shut her down now. Any tips on how to do this gently without alienating her in the process? Best play that I can come up with is that I met a new girl that I like and I couldn't possibly have her visit. As I type this from home she just called me from our office. Help. Gotta ask, unless it's too personal. What makes her, or why do you think she's batshit crazy?
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Post by Sandman on May 9, 2017 2:41:12 GMT
WOW. That must be a long drive to work for one of you. (We live 5 hours apart)
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Post by deeznutz on May 10, 2017 11:51:39 GMT
Stranger danger!!
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Post by london777 on May 10, 2017 12:50:41 GMT
Just noticed this post in one of the online agony columns:
I made an unfortunate discovery today. The janitor at my new job is batshit crazy. I started earlier this year. I came into the company and made a great impression on everyone. I built immediate rapport with everyone. Somehow he found out my personal phone number and has been sending me inappropriate texts. He keeps threatening to visit me although we live 5 hours apart. It has recently dawned on me that this man will morph into a sheer psycho and get me fired from my new job which I love if I don't shut him down now. I feel sorry for him as he is physically repulsive and clearly has severe mental problems. Any tips on how to do this gently without causing him to have a total breakdown? Best play that I can come up with is to threaten to beat his head to a pulp with a baseball bat. As I type this from home he just called me from the cardboard city under a bridge where he lives. His only personal possessions are tapes of Mr Moto and Charlie Chan movies. He keeps asking me to watch a movie called "The Last of Sheila" with him while wearing a bikini and snorkel mask. I have told him that I am gay but he keeps replying "No problem. I am a very cheerful person as well". Help.
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Post by RedDeadFallout on May 10, 2017 14:37:27 GMT
So she's crazy because she wants to see you? You must be horrible.
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Post by hi224 on May 10, 2017 15:48:21 GMT
put away the torture table as well.
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Post by Nalkarj on May 11, 2017 0:04:06 GMT
Just noticed this post in one of the online agony columns:I made an unfortunate discovery today. The janitor at my new job is batshit crazy. I started earlier this year. I came into the company and made a great impression on everyone. I built immediate rapport with everyone. Somehow he found out my personal phone number and has been sending me inappropriate texts. He keeps threatening to visit me although we live 5 hours apart. It has recently dawned on me that this man will morph into a sheer psycho and get me fired from my new job which I love if I don't shut him down now. I feel sorry for him as he is physically repulsive and clearly has severe mental problems. Any tips on how to do this gently without causing him to have a total breakdown? Best play that I can come up with is to threaten to beat his head to a pulp with a baseball bat. As I type this from home he just called me from the cardboard city under a bridge where he lives. His only personal possessions are tapes of Mr Moto and Charlie Chan movies. He keeps asking me to watch a movie called "The Last of Sheila" with him while wearing a bikini and snorkel mask. I have told him that I am gay but he keeps replying "No problem. I am a very cheerful person as well". Help. What a strange fellow, london777 . I wonder if I can help you out with this problem, as another fan of The Last of Sheila and Charlie Chan. (Never seen any Mr. Moto, however.) Either that, or he may simply want you to respond as you said you would, rather than go on different threads and make up silly and mean-spirited stories about him behind his back, which he may consider an example of sheer immaturity. One or the other, probably. By the way, was he young when Jaws came out? Obviously the sign of an reprobate.
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