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Post by ck100 on Oct 23, 2020 17:53:02 GMT
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 23, 2020 17:55:49 GMT
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Post by ck100 on Oct 23, 2020 18:08:58 GMT
Bernie Blue in Casino (1995) getting killed for the cops thinking his hero sandwich is a gun.  and also:  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 23, 2020 18:09:54 GMT
 Bobby : I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast.
Waitress : [points at his menu] No substitutions.
Bobby : What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress : Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two, a plain omelette, it comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Bobby : Yeah, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
Waitress : Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind
Bobby : Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress : I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Bobby : What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress : Would you like to talk to the manager?
Palm Apodaca : Hey, mac...
Bobby : Shut up.
[to the waitress]
Bobby : You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress : I don't make the rules.
Bobby : OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
Waitress : A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby : Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a cheque for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress : You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Bobby : I want you to hold it between your knees.
[Palm Apodaca sniggers]
Waitress : [points at a sign behind her] You see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave! I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm!
Bobby : You see this sign?
{He sweeps all the glasses off the table onto the floor] |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 23, 2020 19:16:25 GMT
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 23, 2020 19:38:59 GMT
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 23, 2020 19:50:07 GMT
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 23, 2020 19:50:23 GMT
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Post by vegalyra on Oct 23, 2020 22:50:42 GMT
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 23, 2020 23:06:06 GMT
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 23, 2020 23:13:36 GMT
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Post by ck100 on Oct 24, 2020 2:31:57 GMT
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 24, 2020 2:35:15 GMT
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 24, 2020 2:36:14 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 24, 2020 2:37:26 GMT
In OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY, Danny DeVito makes a sandwich and puts potato chips on the filling, adds the second piece of bread and smashes the whole thing with the flat of his hand.
I tried it with ham and cheese and pickle ... pretty tasty !
Dunno about something more messy like tuna of egg salad ! Could eliminate the smashing !
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Oct 24, 2020 2:39:51 GMT
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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 24, 2020 2:41:26 GMT
In OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY, Danny DeVito makes a sandwich and puts potato chips on the filling, adds the second piece of bread and smashes the whole thing with the flat of his hand. I tried it with ham and cheese and pickle ... pretty tasty ! Dunno about something more messy like tuna of egg salad ! Could eliminate the smashing ! Doritos make for a nice addition to a ham and cheese sandwich. |
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🎄😷🎄 on Oct 24, 2020 13:55:51 GMT
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