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Post by progressiveelement on Nov 15, 2020 1:45:01 GMT
You were ASHAMED!
Or just, you know, asking yourself why you just sat through all those when you knew they were not going to improve...
Iron Eagle -The one where the kid steals an F-16 and shoots up bad Muzzies who are holding his dad prisoner.
Iron Eagle II -The one where the US and Soviets team up to shoot up bad Muzzies with nukes.
Aces: Iron Eagle III -The one with the WW2 planes shooting up bad ex-Nazi and his Peruvian drug factory. Iron Eagle IV
-The one few are aware even exists.
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Deathstalker -Important lesson. If you're a handsome musclebound fellow who is the hero of your own movie, you can just come on heavy with chicks, even when they're sleeping, and they'll be OK with it - because you're a hot guy. Good Poseidon, this film had serious issues with women... Anyway it had something to do with a sword, and magic, and a lion god in the sky fighting some other god in the sky.
Deathstalker II -This was actually OK. It's more of a self-parody. Different actor as Deathstalker, a wiseass who helps a princess take back her place from an evil vampiric clone. Or whatever the hell she was supposed to be. At one point is forced to fight a huge woman in a wrestling ring (real-life female wrestler Queen Kong - the bearded fat lady in Spaceballs)
Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell -Manages to be the worst of the lot. Some guy impersonates Deathstalker....oh, he IS Deathstalker? OK - some guy with this odd sort-of-Irish? accent fights that guy who played Hawk in Buck Rogers over some magic rocks or some shit. I don't know.
Deathstalker IV
-The first Deathstalker actor comes back, and he's a tad more likable. In other words, he isn't trying to rape anything with boobies. No, this is the 90s - here it's the girls who do the raping, from the lesbian warrior, to the evil villainess who gets men plastered so she can have her way with them. For she is a succubus! Anyway, it becomes all too obvious what this film is ripping off when we get to what it is all about - it's Enter the Dragon in a fantasy setting.
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Post by moviemouth on Nov 15, 2020 2:46:12 GMT
None.
If I dislike a show, I am not going to watch it after the first 5 episodes. I tend to give a TV show 5 episodes to get better and if it doesn't then I am not going to bother finishing it.
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Post by gadreel on Nov 16, 2020 21:27:25 GMT
You were ASHAMED!
Or just, you know, asking yourself why you just sat through all those when you knew they were not going to improve...
Iron Eagle -The one where the kid steals an F-16 and shoots up bad Muzzies who are holding his dad prisoner.
Iron Eagle II -The one where the US and Soviets team up to shoot up bad Muzzies with nukes.
Aces: Iron Eagle III -The one with the WW2 planes shooting up bad ex-Nazi and his Peruvian drug factory. Iron Eagle IV
-The one few are aware even exists.
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Deathstalker -Important lesson. If you're a handsome musclebound fellow who is the hero of your own movie, you can just come on heavy with chicks, even when they're sleeping, and they'll be OK with it - because you're a hot guy. Good Poseidon, this film had serious issues with women... Anyway it had something to do with a sword, and magic, and a lion god in the sky fighting some other god in the sky.
Deathstalker II -This was actually OK. It's more of a self-parody. Different actor as Deathstalker, a wiseass who helps a princess take back her place from an evil vampiric clone. Or whatever the hell she was supposed to be. At one point is forced to fight a huge woman in a wrestling ring (real-life female wrestler Queen Kong - the bearded fat lady in Spaceballs)
Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell -Manages to be the worst of the lot. Some guy impersonates Deathstalker....oh, he IS Deathstalker? OK - some guy with this odd sort-of-Irish? accent fights that guy who played Hawk in Buck Rogers over some magic rocks or some shit. I don't know.
Deathstalker IV
-The first Deathstalker actor comes back, and he's a tad more likable. In other words, he isn't trying to rape anything with boobies. No, this is the 90s - here it's the girls who do the raping, from the lesbian warrior, to the evil villainess who gets men plastered so she can have her way with them. For she is a succubus! Anyway, it becomes all too obvious what this film is ripping off when we get to what it is all about - it's Enter the Dragon in a fantasy setting.
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The deathstalker series rocks, the actor for number two has gone on to be mildly successful as a director, um Jim Wynorski or something off the top of my head
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Post by progressiveelement on Nov 16, 2020 23:11:30 GMT
You were ASHAMED!
Or just, you know, asking yourself why you just sat through all those when you knew they were not going to improve...
Iron Eagle -The one where the kid steals an F-16 and shoots up bad Muzzies who are holding his dad prisoner.
Iron Eagle II -The one where the US and Soviets team up to shoot up bad Muzzies with nukes.
Aces: Iron Eagle III -The one with the WW2 planes shooting up bad ex-Nazi and his Peruvian drug factory. Iron Eagle IV
-The one few are aware even exists.
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Deathstalker -Important lesson. If you're a handsome musclebound fellow who is the hero of your own movie, you can just come on heavy with chicks, even when they're sleeping, and they'll be OK with it - because you're a hot guy. Good Poseidon, this film had serious issues with women... Anyway it had something to do with a sword, and magic, and a lion god in the sky fighting some other god in the sky.
Deathstalker II -This was actually OK. It's more of a self-parody. Different actor as Deathstalker, a wiseass who helps a princess take back her place from an evil vampiric clone. Or whatever the hell she was supposed to be. At one point is forced to fight a huge woman in a wrestling ring (real-life female wrestler Queen Kong - the bearded fat lady in Spaceballs)
Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell -Manages to be the worst of the lot. Some guy impersonates Deathstalker....oh, he IS Deathstalker? OK - some guy with this odd sort-of-Irish? accent fights that guy who played Hawk in Buck Rogers over some magic rocks or some shit. I don't know.
Deathstalker IV
-The first Deathstalker actor comes back, and he's a tad more likable. In other words, he isn't trying to rape anything with boobies. No, this is the 90s - here it's the girls who do the raping, from the lesbian warrior, to the evil villainess who gets men plastered so she can have her way with them. For she is a succubus! Anyway, it becomes all too obvious what this film is ripping off when we get to what it is all about - it's Enter the Dragon in a fantasy setting.
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The deathstalker series rocks, the actor for number two has gone on to be mildly successful as a director, um Jim Wynorski or something off the top of my head
Jim Wynorski, a protege of Roger Corman.
Stuff I seen he made besides Deathstalker II.
Chopping Mall (with some of the same cast, and some of the music score too as Deathstalker II) Sorority House Massacre II Dinosaur Island Cheerleader Massacre
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Nov 16, 2020 23:17:20 GMT
I have never felt pride or shame after watching a movie series. or a stand alone movie or a tv show or a mini series. Or a documentary.
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Nov 16, 2020 23:36:41 GMT
None. If I dislike a show, I am not going to watch it after the first 5 episodes. I tend to give a TV show 5 episodes to get better and if it doesn't then I am not going to bother finishing it. My wife is a huge Twilight fan and I went and saw all of them with her at the cinema. Utter garbage. Every single one. No redeeming features about any of them.
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Post by moviemouth on Nov 16, 2020 23:40:53 GMT
None. If I dislike a show, I am not going to watch it after the first 5 episodes. I tend to give a TV show 5 episodes to get better and if it doesn't then I am not going to bother finishing it. My wife is a huge Twilight fan and I went and saw all of them with her at the cinema. Utter garbage. Every single one. No redeeming features about any of them. The first is at least unintentionally funny. The football scene is comedy gold.
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Post by gadreel on Nov 16, 2020 23:45:51 GMT
The deathstalker series rocks, the actor for number two has gone on to be mildly successful as a director, um Jim Wynorski or something off the top of my head
Jim Wynorski, a protege of Roger Corman.
Stuff I seen he made besides Deathstalker II.
Chopping Mall (with some of the same cast, and some of the music score too as Deathstalker II) Sorority House Massacre II Dinosaur Island Cheerleader Massacre
Roger Corman rocks too
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Post by gadreel on Nov 16, 2020 23:47:40 GMT
The deathstalker series rocks, the actor for number two has gone on to be mildly successful as a director, um Jim Wynorski or something off the top of my head
Jim Wynorski, a protege of Roger Corman.
Stuff I seen he made besides Deathstalker II.
Chopping Mall (with some of the same cast, and some of the music score too as Deathstalker II) Sorority House Massacre II Dinosaur Island Cheerleader Massacre
Oh my bad, I got it totally wrong, Jim Wynorski was the director of Deathstalker 2, I was thinking of the actor, John Telersky
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Post by gadreel on Nov 16, 2020 23:49:30 GMT
The deathstalker series rocks, the actor for number two has gone on to be mildly successful as a director, um Jim Wynorski or something off the top of my head
Jim Wynorski, a protege of Roger Corman.
Stuff I seen he made besides Deathstalker II.
Chopping Mall (with some of the same cast, and some of the music score too as Deathstalker II) Sorority House Massacre II Dinosaur Island Cheerleader Massacre
Actually my favourite piece of trivia about Deathstalker 2 is that when Sultana says "i have to go" and just leaves the fight never to be seen again, that was really just Toni Naples saying "I have to go" and rushing off to catch her plane.
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Post by progressiveelement on Nov 17, 2020 16:24:31 GMT
Jim Wynorski, a protege of Roger Corman.
Stuff I seen he made besides Deathstalker II.
Chopping Mall (with some of the same cast, and some of the music score too as Deathstalker II) Sorority House Massacre II Dinosaur Island Cheerleader Massacre
Actually my favourite piece of trivia about Deathstalker 2 is that when Sultana says "i have to go" and just leaves the fight never to be seen again, that was really just Toni Naples saying "I have to go" and rushing off to catch her plane.
Some other cool trivia -
She was at the time Terlesky's ex-girlfriend, while lead actress Monique Gabrielle was his then-current one. It doesn't seem to have affected them though. Gabrielle stated this her favourite movie she starred in, Toni Naples said they all had fun making it. Naples even duels with Terlesky for real, no stunt doubles. Terlesky actually doubles also, as a hooded guard John La Zar is training against and kills - mainly because Terlesky was the only one on set that day who could handle a sword for the scene.
I've seen two different versions of this. One has scenes padded with footage from the first film. The other trims it back a fair bit, cuts out a catty confrontation between Gabrielle and Naples (removing a continuity gaffe), and re-edits dialogue between Terlesky and Gabrielle about his opinions of princesses.
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Post by Catman on Nov 17, 2020 16:27:20 GMT
Garfield: The Movie
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Post by gadreel on Nov 17, 2020 20:37:37 GMT
Actually my favourite piece of trivia about Deathstalker 2 is that when Sultana says "i have to go" and just leaves the fight never to be seen again, that was really just Toni Naples saying "I have to go" and rushing off to catch her plane.
Some other cool trivia -
She was at the time Terlesky's ex-girlfriend, while lead actress Monique Gabrielle was his then-current one. It doesn't seem to have affected them though. Gabrielle stated this her favourite movie she starred in, Toni Naples said they all had fun making it. Naples even duels with Terlesky for real, no stunt doubles. Terlesky actually doubles also, as a hooded guard John La Zar is training against and kills - mainly because Terlesky was the only one on set that day who could handle a sword for the scene.
I've seen two different versions of this. One has scenes padded with footage from the first film. The other trims it back a fair bit, cuts out a catty confrontation between Gabrielle and Naples (removing a continuity gaffe), and re-edits dialogue between Terlesky and Gabrielle about his opinions of princesses.
hmm, I may have to do some investigation, I have a Roger Corman sword and sorcery boxed set, but not 100% sure which version it is, from what you describe it sounds like the latter.
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Post by progressiveelement on Nov 18, 2020 22:35:58 GMT
Some other cool trivia -
She was at the time Terlesky's ex-girlfriend, while lead actress Monique Gabrielle was his then-current one. It doesn't seem to have affected them though. Gabrielle stated this her favourite movie she starred in, Toni Naples said they all had fun making it. Naples even duels with Terlesky for real, no stunt doubles. Terlesky actually doubles also, as a hooded guard John La Zar is training against and kills - mainly because Terlesky was the only one on set that day who could handle a sword for the scene.
I've seen two different versions of this. One has scenes padded with footage from the first film. The other trims it back a fair bit, cuts out a catty confrontation between Gabrielle and Naples (removing a continuity gaffe), and re-edits dialogue between Terlesky and Gabrielle about his opinions of princesses.
hmm, I may have to do some investigation, I have a Roger Corman sword and sorcery boxed set, but not 100% sure which version it is, from what you describe it sounds like the latter.
The latter version I felt was a better version. The padding in the other one is a little too obvious and distracting. There's a scene completely cut out of a guy being dragged by a horse that's meant to be the guy "fed" to evil Monique, but it's clearly not the same actor (and the dragging scene has music lifted directly from Chopping Mall).
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Post by thorshairspray on Nov 19, 2020 1:05:40 GMT
Transformers
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Post by Karl Aksel on Nov 20, 2020 15:37:50 GMT
None. If I dislike a show, I am not going to watch it after the first 5 episodes. I tend to give a TV show 5 episodes to get better and if it doesn't then I am not going to bother finishing it. My wife is a huge Twilight fan and I went and saw all of them with her at the cinema. Utter garbage. Every single one. No redeeming features about any of them. About a decade ago, a girl I was sort of seeing lent me her DVD of the first Twilight movie. I was going to watch it because... you know why I was going to watch it. I had to do it in three or four sittings, I couldn't take it all at once. Unbearably unbearable. Happily it didn't work out between us.
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Post by The Lost One on Nov 25, 2020 9:34:43 GMT
Not sure there's any I've seen ALL of (I have seen all of Twilight but I actually enjoy those movies). I've seen all but one of the Transformers movies - they're incoherent, loud and above all boring. But people kept dragging me to see them. The nadir is that one with the dinobots where a plot point is the legal loophole one of the characters can exploit to shag Mark Wahlberg's underage daughter.
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Nov 25, 2020 23:57:07 GMT
My wife is a huge Twilight fan and I went and saw all of them with her at the cinema. Utter garbage. Every single one. No redeeming features about any of them. About a decade ago, a girl I was sort of seeing lent me her DVD of the first Twilight movie. I was going to watch it because... you know why I was going to watch it. I had to do it in three or four sittings, I couldn't take it all at once. Unbearably unbearable. Happily it didn't work out between us. I'm showing my age here a little but I dated a girl that was obsessed with Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (the Kevin Costner one) and she'd already seen it but we'd only just started dating and I hadn't seen it so she wanted to see it with me at the cinema so we went. And I thought it was "okay". And then a couple of weeks later she wanted to see it again. And I thought "okay..." and we went. And then she wanted to see it again... And I began to worry. That relationship didn't last long at all. Especially after I discovered she'd already seen it three times before we'd started to date.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Nov 26, 2020 0:18:55 GMT
I wonder if anyone here has ever watched all the Ernest films
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Post by The Lost One on Nov 26, 2020 15:48:32 GMT
About a decade ago, a girl I was sort of seeing lent me her DVD of the first Twilight movie. I was going to watch it because... you know why I was going to watch it. I had to do it in three or four sittings, I couldn't take it all at once. Unbearably unbearable. Happily it didn't work out between us. I'm showing my age here a little but I dated a girl that was obsessed with Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (the Kevin Costner one) and she'd already seen it but we'd only just started dating and I hadn't seen it so she wanted to see it with me at the cinema so we went. And I thought it was "okay". And then a couple of weeks later she wanted to see it again. And I thought "okay..." and we went. And then she wanted to see it again... And I began to worry. That relationship didn't last long at all. Especially after I discovered she'd already seen it three times before we'd started to date. I wonder does she still like it. It does offer some prime Rickman cheese at least.
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