Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest

drystyx Senior Member @drystyx Posts: 9,546 Likes: 5,577	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest Nov 15, 2020 22:45:58 GMT maya55555 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by drystyx on Nov 15, 2020 22:45:58 GMT Give your best punch lines for: CUSTOMER: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! WAITER: ??
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Arlon10 Senior Member What's a status? @arlon10 Posts: 9,470 Likes: 1,241	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest Nov 15, 2020 22:58:32 GMT drystyx likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arlon10 on Nov 15, 2020 22:58:32 GMT Nov 15, 2020 22:45:58 GMT drystyx said: Give your best punch lines for: CUSTOMER: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! WAITER: ?? Fly in the soup history.
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maya55555 Senior Member "A STITCH IN TIME SAVES YOUR EMBARRASSMENT." RIP PENNY LOBELLO @maya55555 Posts: 8,796 Likes: 8,076	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest Nov 17, 2020 4:03:16 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maya55555 on Nov 17, 2020 4:03:16 GMT Nov 15, 2020 22:45:58 GMT drystyx said: Give your best punch lines for: CUSTOMER: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup! WAITER: ?? What do we win?

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest Nov 17, 2020 4:43:35 GMT The Herald Erjen likes this

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Give your best punch lines for:

CUSTOMER: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

WAITER: ??

What do we win?

What do you think?

Fly soup

maya55555 Senior Member "A STITCH IN TIME SAVES YOUR EMBARRASSMENT." RIP PENNY LOBELLO @maya55555 Posts: 8,796 Likes: 8,076	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest Nov 17, 2020 5:26:05 GMT The Herald Erjen and drystyx like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by maya55555 on Nov 17, 2020 5:26:05 GMT

NJtoTX Revered Member @njtotx Posts: 35,347 Likes: 22,611	Waiter, there's a fly in my soup-punch line contest Nov 22, 2020 0:01:36 GMT drystyx likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NJtoTX on Nov 22, 2020 0:01:36 GMT And it's a pretty fly for a white guy! Would you prefer it zipped or unzipped?
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