Post by drystyx on Dec 7, 2020 20:39:53 GMT
All my life, Dixon and all the other frauds doing horoscopes did absolutely nothing but say good things about the eleven spoiled brat signs and keep putting down the one sign that they thought they could get away with picking on, so this is "equal time" for a change.
Capricorn: All you do is try to get people's goat. Just don't go anywhere and don't start trouble that someone else has to finish for you, since you start trouble and then run away. Do us a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Aquarius: Water bearer, cause all you do is steal water from other people, and if you don't drink it, you toss it away. You just don't want anyone else to have anything. Do the world a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Pisces: You always brag about the fish you catch, cause you cheat. You buy expensive fish radar and you buy electrical cheating stuff to electrify the water and kill all the fish, and then you just take home a few fish and leave the rest to rot. You're wasteful and you're the cause for all the pollution in the world, so do us all a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Aries: You always want to ram into everything and destroy it, but mostly you just destroy your weak body. You think you're tough, but you're not, so do us all a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Taurus: Can't tell you bull headed bulls anything, cause you all think you know everything, even though you don't know anything. I'm sorry you're so ignorant and self righteous, but I won't mention that, so just do the world a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Gemini: You're the same sign as Donald Trump and soon to be ex-VP Pence, so you're just a waste in every which way, aren't you, DONALD TRUMP! You may as well change your name to DONALD TRUMP, cause you're him, so do the Universe a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Cancer: You're not only a cancer, but you're a crab, and you're not even good to eat. Talk about being the worst of the worst! But that's okay, as long as you stay home and out of everyone's way.
Leo: You think you're a lion, but you're really a "lyin" ass. Instead of spreading misinformation. All you do is just counter the good that useful people do. so just do us all a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Virgo: No one wants to have any kind of sex with you. They don't even want a BJ from you. So in order to not be depressed about your lack of sex appeal, just stay home and out of everyone's way.
Libra: You break the scales with your weight, and you alter the scales of justice. We don't need any more of either of those, so do the world a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Scorpio: You sadist, always wanting to sting and bite people, and just be a detriment. You should try to be an asset, but you don't have the talent to be an asset, so it isn't your fault, as long as you stay home and out of everyone's way.
Sagittarius: Everyone is staying home and out of your way, you gorgeous, beautiful babe-hunk with the high IQ and the perfect body and spirit and all that, but even though it's hard to stop the other eleven signs from being jealous of you, you can do it, if you stay home and out of everyone's way.
Capricorn: All you do is try to get people's goat. Just don't go anywhere and don't start trouble that someone else has to finish for you, since you start trouble and then run away. Do us a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Aquarius: Water bearer, cause all you do is steal water from other people, and if you don't drink it, you toss it away. You just don't want anyone else to have anything. Do the world a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Pisces: You always brag about the fish you catch, cause you cheat. You buy expensive fish radar and you buy electrical cheating stuff to electrify the water and kill all the fish, and then you just take home a few fish and leave the rest to rot. You're wasteful and you're the cause for all the pollution in the world, so do us all a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Aries: You always want to ram into everything and destroy it, but mostly you just destroy your weak body. You think you're tough, but you're not, so do us all a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Taurus: Can't tell you bull headed bulls anything, cause you all think you know everything, even though you don't know anything. I'm sorry you're so ignorant and self righteous, but I won't mention that, so just do the world a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Gemini: You're the same sign as Donald Trump and soon to be ex-VP Pence, so you're just a waste in every which way, aren't you, DONALD TRUMP! You may as well change your name to DONALD TRUMP, cause you're him, so do the Universe a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Cancer: You're not only a cancer, but you're a crab, and you're not even good to eat. Talk about being the worst of the worst! But that's okay, as long as you stay home and out of everyone's way.
Leo: You think you're a lion, but you're really a "lyin" ass. Instead of spreading misinformation. All you do is just counter the good that useful people do. so just do us all a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Virgo: No one wants to have any kind of sex with you. They don't even want a BJ from you. So in order to not be depressed about your lack of sex appeal, just stay home and out of everyone's way.
Libra: You break the scales with your weight, and you alter the scales of justice. We don't need any more of either of those, so do the world a favor and stay home and out of everyone's way.
Scorpio: You sadist, always wanting to sting and bite people, and just be a detriment. You should try to be an asset, but you don't have the talent to be an asset, so it isn't your fault, as long as you stay home and out of everyone's way.
Sagittarius: Everyone is staying home and out of your way, you gorgeous, beautiful babe-hunk with the high IQ and the perfect body and spirit and all that, but even though it's hard to stop the other eleven signs from being jealous of you, you can do it, if you stay home and out of everyone's way.