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Post by mikef6 on Dec 9, 2020 16:35:33 GMT
Conservative Christians are planning to host “Jericho Marches” this Saturday (December 12) in various cities. Participants will gather at their state capitols and “march around them seven times until the walls of voter fraud and corruption fall down.”
They’re literally going to walk in circles to undo the election results because this is what their faith teaches them will change the past.
And also because these are not smart people.
Speakers at the event in Washington, D.C. will include convicted felon Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn, sucker-puncher Eric Metaxas, woman who doesn’t want other women to vote Abby Johnson, self-described faith healer Cindy Jacobs, and (for good measure) the MyPillow guy.
Incidentally, the Battle of Jericho in the Bible — the one that involves walking around a city seven times — resulted in a lot of dead people. Including babies. But these are “pro-life” Christians we’re talking about. They don’t care if you die the second after you are born.
Joshua 6:1–27. The walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched every day once for six days around the city and seven times on the seventh day then blew their trumpets. Excavations at the biblical Jericho, have failed to substantiate this story.
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Dec 9, 2020 16:38:21 GMT
Will the My Pillow guy speak from inside a medicine cabinet?
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Dec 9, 2020 19:33:21 GMT
Conservative Christians are planning to host “Jericho Marches” this Saturday (December 12) in various cities. Participants will gather at their state capitols and “march around them seven times until the walls of voter fraud and corruption fall down.” They’re literally going to walk in circles to undo the election results because this is what their faith teaches them will change the past. And also because these are not smart people. Speakers at the event in Washington, D.C. will include convicted felon Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn, sucker-puncher Eric Metaxas, woman who doesn’t want other women to vote Abby Johnson, self-described faith healer Cindy Jacobs, and (for good measure) the MyPillow guy. Incidentally, the Battle of Jericho in the Bible — the one that involves walking around a city seven times — resulted in a lot of dead people. Including babies. But these are “pro-life” Christians we’re talking about. They don’t care if you die the second after you are born. Joshua 6:1–27. The walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched every day once for six days around the city and seven times on the seventh day then blew their trumpets. Excavations at the biblical Jericho, have failed to substantiate this story. Oh, this is GREAT! Just like the group that waited on a mountain top, these people will look stupid and foolish. This gave me my first laugh in days, mike, thanks for posting!
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Post by lowtacks86 on Dec 9, 2020 19:58:08 GMT
I wonder if Copeland is still laughing:
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Dec 9, 2020 20:12:02 GMT
Because it’s easy; fun to do; and it keeps the preening self-righteous pissed off.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Dec 9, 2020 21:40:55 GMT
The exercise will reduce obesity rates
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Dec 9, 2020 22:54:59 GMT
The exercise will reduce obesity rates And raise hilarity ones.
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Post by HeCantStandStill on Dec 12, 2020 15:57:44 GMT
Conservative Christians are planning to host “Jericho Marches” this Saturday (December 12) in various cities. Participants will gather at their state capitols and “march around them seven times until the walls of voter fraud and corruption fall down.” They’re literally going to walk in circles to undo the election results because this is what their faith teaches them will change the past. And also because these are not smart people. Speakers at the event in Washington, D.C. will include convicted felon Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn, sucker-puncher Eric Metaxas, woman who doesn’t want other women to vote Abby Johnson, self-described faith healer Cindy Jacobs, and (for good measure) the MyPillow guy. Incidentally, the Battle of Jericho in the Bible — the one that involves walking around a city seven times — resulted in a lot of dead people. Including babies. But these are “pro-life” Christians we’re talking about. They don’t care if you die the second after you are born. Joshua 6:1–27. The walls of Jericho fell after the Israelites marched every day once for six days around the city and seven times on the seventh day then blew their trumpets. Excavations at the biblical Jericho, have failed to substantiate this story. I got to hand it to these religious nutcases, they know how to put on a show. What's next for these people - a walk around the equator seven times to get the sun, the other planets in the solar system and all the stars in the milky way to revolve around the Earth?
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Post by moviemouth on Dec 12, 2020 19:51:24 GMT
Well you are talking about easy targets. Dumb theists.
Mocking religion is still useful, even if many theists do a good enough job of making religion look bad for every theist.
There are many very smart theists.
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