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Post by Feologild Oakes on Dec 9, 2020 23:55:03 GMT
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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 10, 2020 0:09:44 GMT
Does my bum look big in this?
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Dec 10, 2020 0:26:23 GMT
Debra never let her extreme lordosis get in the way of romance.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Dec 10, 2020 2:19:01 GMT
"I don't know how you're smuggling them out, madam, but I suspect you are behind the recent spate of children's grave robberies."
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 10, 2020 4:11:20 GMT
"Your problems are all behind you now."
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Post by politicidal on Dec 13, 2020 2:19:36 GMT
"Girl, you're thicker than a Hottentot Venus."
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Post by Dirty Santa PaulsLaugh on Dec 13, 2020 10:10:56 GMT
Would you believe I'm harboring a family of racoons back here?
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Dec 13, 2020 11:57:07 GMT
Clarice, do not be alarmed, but there seems to be a zombie crawling up inside your dress.
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Post by mystery on Dec 13, 2020 12:22:38 GMT
"I must say, you are quite lovely for a centaur."
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 28, 2020 20:55:21 GMT
Her: You know, everyone's dying to get in here... Him: ...uh...
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Dec 28, 2020 21:52:56 GMT
Martha found that new dress did well containing but not concealing her bouts of extreme flatulence.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2020 22:24:34 GMT
She was so transfixed with the strapping young man, she was completely unaware of the undead zombie who crawled up from the ground and accidentally up her skirt. The zombie was also unaware he was up her skirt (he's a zombie). The young man is also a zombie in disguise.
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Post by cooly44 on Dec 28, 2020 23:38:34 GMT
Is there a bustle in your hedgerow?
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Dec 29, 2020 17:44:29 GMT
"I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers cant deny!"
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Post by clusium on Dec 30, 2020 1:21:02 GMT
"A cemetery is no place to make love!!!"
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Post by shannondegroot on Dec 30, 2020 18:13:26 GMT
They're coming to get you Barbara.
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Dec 30, 2020 18:19:50 GMT
Richard assured Claire that despite her enormous posterior, as an undertaker extraordinaire, he would indeed be able be able to provide a suitable coffin for her future needs.
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Dec 31, 2020 9:57:36 GMT
R.I.P. your ass
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2020 11:39:25 GMT
“I’m so sorry your mother died from Elephantiasis in her butt. I’m sure you don’t have to worry about it being genetic.”
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Post by Bad Snorkasaurus on Jan 1, 2021 7:07:34 GMT
This is where Becky is buried.
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