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Post by Marv on Dec 16, 2020 23:10:05 GMT
“My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!” “In a row?”
Had me rollin!!!
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Post by Hamplanet on Dec 17, 2020 0:28:38 GMT
My favorite all time comedy. Kevin Smith is a genius.
Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir? Randal: What? Customer: Are either one of these any good? Randal: I don't watch movies. Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them? Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs. Customer: You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these? Randal: Nope. Customer: [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two? Randal: Oh, they suck. Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention! Randal: No, I wasn't. Customer : I don't think your manager would appreciate it if... Randal : I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
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Post by vegalyra on Dec 17, 2020 1:31:00 GMT
The only Kevin Smith film I liked. I always laugh at the "Berzerker" scene. ![](https://miro.medium.com/max/700/1*FPmAs0YzzfEWDgRz_7wfSA.png)
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Clerks
Dec 17, 2020 1:33:40 GMT
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Post by onethreetwo on Dec 17, 2020 1:33:40 GMT
Now I want to watch Clerks.
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Clerks
Dec 17, 2020 1:43:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2020 1:43:00 GMT
It’s impressive how he made this, but Dogma is his best.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Dec 17, 2020 5:26:51 GMT
What kind of convenience store do you run here?
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Clerks
Dec 17, 2020 5:35:00 GMT
Post by Hamplanet on Dec 17, 2020 5:35:00 GMT
It’s impressive how he made this, but Dogma is his best. Agreed. Dogma as well as Chasing Amy are among his very best.
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Clerks
Dec 17, 2020 5:45:04 GMT
Post by twothousandonemark on Dec 17, 2020 5:45:04 GMT
So the casket fell over! Big deal!
Her fucking body fell out!
So they'll put her back in! It's not like it's gonna matter if she breaks something!
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Clerks
Dec 17, 2020 12:23:46 GMT
Post by gbone on Dec 17, 2020 12:23:46 GMT
Hey, any balls down there? About the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry.
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