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Post by drystyx on Jan 2, 2021 4:04:03 GMT
There is no way that Dry Styx did not get 894,058,495,380,053,547,094,700 votes. No way. That is proof that I am your president. Kneel before Styx! Where's those two guys saying they belong in the White House? They will kneel...no..I want the new vice president to kneel before Styx. The others, bah, take them away!
The rest of you may now bow. Only the fraudulent leaders must kneel. Out of my magnaminousness, I shall allow you all to either bow or not bow. I thus show my benevolence.
And no, the president of Chad did not get more votes than me. That was mathematically impossible. And he wasn't eligible any way.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Jan 2, 2021 16:36:52 GMT
Silence, beta cuck! The President of CHAD has won overwhelming victories in all his elections in CHAD. You are a nobody and loser who is pettily taking swipes at him on a message board. Show more respect, bitch. Nobody cares about Chad
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Post by politicidal on Jan 2, 2021 17:54:30 GMT
Silence, beta cuck! The President of CHAD has won overwhelming victories in all his elections in CHAD. You are a nobody and loser who is pettily taking swipes at him on a message board. Show more respect, bitch. Nobody cares about Chad Tell that to the Presidents of Sudan and Gambia. Or were they overthrown?
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Post by drystyx on Jan 2, 2021 18:29:04 GMT
Silence, beta cuck! The President of CHAD has won overwhelming victories in all his elections in CHAD. You are a nobody and loser who is pettily taking swipes at him on a message board. Show more respect, bitch. The president of Chad has a tiny button, and a tiny finger, and a tiny this and a tiny that. I've got a big button and a big missile, and I can send millions of big projectiles for each one of Chad.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Jan 2, 2021 19:24:55 GMT
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PresidentofGambia
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Supreme President of the Republic of The Gambia and slayer of the President of Chad.
@presidentofgambia
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Post by PresidentofGambia on Jan 3, 2021 3:13:54 GMT
Tell that to the Presidents of Sudan and Gambia. Or were they overthrown? My people love me and would never overthrow me in a coup. They are so happy that when my convoy of Model T Fords go by they cheer and the women weep for joy. Even the goats bow their heads. I won 99.9% of the goat vote. First time in history! |
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PresidentofGambia
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Supreme President of the Republic of The Gambia and slayer of the President of Chad.
@presidentofgambia
Posts: 460
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Post by PresidentofGambia on Jan 3, 2021 3:16:10 GMT
Tell that to the Presidents of Sudan and Gambia. Or were they overthrown? The weak beta PresidentofSudan was overthrown. Unfortunately for Gambians PresidentofGambia remains in power in Gambia. He is pettily obsessed with me and takes petty swipes at me on this forum all the time. You are weak and hated by the women and goats in Chad. You suck the male members of French who own you. You are their bitch! |
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Post by rizdek on Jan 4, 2021 13:17:55 GMT
There is no way that Dry Styx did not get 894,058,495,380,053,547,094,700 votes. No way. That is proof that I am your president. Kneel before Styx! Where's those two guys saying they belong in the White House? They will kneel...no..I want the new vice president to kneel before Styx. The others, bah, take them away! The rest of you may now bow. Only the fraudulent leaders must kneel. Out of my magnaminousness, I shall allow you all to either bow or not bow. I thus show my benevolence. And no, the president of Chad did not get more votes than me. That was mathematically impossible. And he wasn't eligible any way. Just remember chads hang in Florida.
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Post by drystyx on Feb 16, 2021 15:32:44 GMT
KNEEL before STYX!
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Post by politicidal on Feb 16, 2021 17:38:06 GMT
There is no way that Dry Styx did not get 894,058,495,380,053,547,094,700 votes. No way. That is proof that I am your president. Kneel before Styx! Where's those two guys saying they belong in the White House? They will kneel...no..I want the new vice president to kneel before Styx. The others, bah, take them away! The rest of you may now bow. Only the fraudulent leaders must kneel. Out of my magnaminousness, I shall allow you all to either bow or not bow. I thus show my benevolence. And no, the president of Chad did not get more votes than me. That was mathematically impossible. And he wasn't eligible any way. Just remember chads hang in Florida. That explains things.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Feb 16, 2021 18:40:44 GMT
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Post by TutuAnimationPrincess on Feb 16, 2021 22:51:36 GMT
The election was a farce, but it was Cthulhu that was cheated. Given how obvious it was that voters don't even remotely care about our country's future, it is unfathomable that they didn't vote for the greater evil!
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