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Post by mattgarth on Jan 10, 2021 18:30:17 GMT
Even visiting Sailors will sing its praises
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Garth Game! Garth Game!
It's a wonderful Quiz
Players will try to match Spencer with Liz
Until Halfers cause their scoring to fizz
Garth Game! Garth Game!
It's one hell of a Quiz
Matt Garth's Contests are all the rage
Or that's what Players feel
Whenever there should be a Gaffe
QM says: "No big deal"
Gotta find the right way
To match Power with Faye
And then Mayo with Kaye
And do it all in one day
Garth Game! Garth Game!
It's the best Quiz in town
The links are fine but the clues wear you down
And at the end some Player wears a crown
Garth Game! Garth Game!
Stay for the Bonus Round
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7CIgWZTdgw&list=RDx7CIgWZTdgw&start_radio=1
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Post by jervistetch on Jan 11, 2021 2:14:24 GMT
“This here is what you call a Garth Game. It’s on Tuesday. But we have to be back on ship in 24 hours. We won’t even finish reading these rules in 24 hours. Fellas, we may have to go AWOL.”  |
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 11, 2021 5:30:48 GMT
If it's Tuesday, there'll be a Garth Game
Not on Wednesday this time around
If it's Thursday and we're still playing
That means matchups still haven't been found
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jan 11, 2021 5:35:01 GMT
“This here is what you call a Garth Game. It’s on Tuesday. But we have to be back on ship in 24 hours. We won’t even finish reading these rules in 24 hours. Fellas, we may have to go AWOL.” Readin' 'em t'ain't the only problem ... ya still gotta figure out what in tarnation to do after you do git 'em read !
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 11, 2021 22:09:33 GMT
Approaching tomorrow's next event --
an activity that always brings joy and a smile to the 'Ol Quizmaster:
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Posting N-T-As and giving out Halfers
Making up BRs and laughing off Gaffers
Postponing Updates when dinner bell rings
These are a few of Matt's favorite things
When Marsha bites
When Dana stings
When Sostie gets mad
Matt simply reflects on his favorite things
And then he's back feeling glad
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 12, 2021 4:45:28 GMT
Won't miss the next Contest
Posting three, but not four
Stuck here at home anyway
Don't get around much anymore
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 12, 2021 11:29:46 GMT
Today's Contest will be another illustration of the Quizmaster's Credo (borrowed from 'Chuckles the Clown'):
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A little SongA little Dance A little Seltzer
Down your pants
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 12, 2021 13:41:07 GMT
Starting in a couple of hours -- but this time around with a difference:
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Something peculiarNothing familiar
A new test for everyone
A Garth Game today
No linking folks
No awful jokes
No movie jobs done By some movie blokes
Quiz done a new way
Could last till Wednesday
Though there will still be N-T-As
BR tomorrow
Garth Game today
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 12, 2021 15:20:18 GMT
Scorekeeper Stan just has to finish dividing the 'Halfer' signs in half -- in case he runs out of them.
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 12, 2021 15:29:52 GMT
The Contest doth Commence-eth
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Post by marshamae on Jan 12, 2021 15:32:24 GMT
Some people can find this match
BARBARA stanwyck and booby hatch-
That’s okay for some people
Who just dabble in games
Some people can Thrive and bloom
Matching Keaton and Baby Boom
That’s okay for some people
Who barely know their names,
But I at least gotta try
When I think of
All the movies coming to blue ray,
All the Bergman I’ve yet to see
All the Kirosawa to view and
All the clues Matt ‘s throwing at me
Some people can be content
Pairing Chris Reeves with young Clark Kent.
That’s one point for some people
For Some That’s All to which tgey lay claim!
But that’s not the Garth Game !
Well may not keep Sondheim awake at night.
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Post by mattgarth on Jan 13, 2021 11:59:22 GMT
Another Marshamae gem!
One glaring error though --
When did I ever throw clues around?
That's a flagrant violation of the standing rules of Garth Games
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