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Post by kolchak92 on Jan 22, 2021 4:40:53 GMT
 Where was I? He kept having erections.
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Post by Catman on Jan 22, 2021 13:16:46 GMT
Is that the latest fashion?  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 22, 2021 13:33:56 GMT
Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think your weird thoughts?  |
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Post by Catman on Jan 22, 2021 13:37:59 GMT
I have just read in Time magazine, my mother's book has been translated into Apache. Apache Helen. Not even Shakespeare or Dickens has been translated into Apache.  |
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Post by maya55555 on Jan 22, 2021 22:18:30 GMT
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Post by maya55555 on Jan 22, 2021 22:20:03 GMT
You know, everybody dies. My parents died. Your father died. Everybody dies. I'm going to die too. So will you. The thing is, to have a life before we die. It can be a real adventure having a life  |
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 22, 2021 22:22:16 GMT
"We'll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here."
 
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 22, 2021 22:32:24 GMT
They're not going to allow any men. A man *killed* her! They're very *upset*!
 
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Post by Catman on Jan 22, 2021 23:59:58 GMT
Oh, I don't think I can drive the fuckin' car.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 23, 2021 4:30:23 GMT
Thanks for the assist! 
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 23, 2021 4:45:45 GMT
You know what men are like. Full of lust. I can talk to you 'cause you're past all that.  What?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 23, 2021 4:56:09 GMT
Nothing's happened to me yet, Mom.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 23, 2021 5:01:40 GMT
Just the ticket for young marrieds.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Jan 23, 2021 5:10:45 GMT
I loved your mother's book! Loved it. I keep buying them, and my husband keeps burning them!  Fahrenheit 451 (1966) |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 23, 2021 5:54:02 GMT
Daddy what's gradual school?  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 23, 2021 6:07:02 GMT
Don't be a baby, Duncan! Say da-da!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jan 23, 2021 6:10:08 GMT
So, one night at work... when the wounded and maimed were all asleep, I went to him. He was asleep. But his erection was there, as always. I removed my undergarments and climbed on top of him.  |
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 28, 2021 0:17:29 GMT
I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...
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