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Post by movieliker on Jan 22, 2021 19:57:42 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2021 20:54:17 GMT
I think they should design them so they all explode.
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Jan 22, 2021 21:10:42 GMT
Power Ranger is that you?
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Post by Spitfire926f on Jan 22, 2021 22:03:10 GMT
Getting a vagina to explode is usually the goal  Gwyneth Paltrow is such a flake. That said, I appreciate the authenticity. No one would pretend to be so obnoxious. I think what you see is what you get with her. But then again, she hangs out with Madonna, who despite her talent, comes off like a totally insufferable twat, so that causes some side-eye. |
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Post by Stammerhead on Jan 23, 2021 0:26:26 GMT
It’s a good thing they made more than one.
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2021 0:41:35 GMT
I couldn't even imagine anyone wanting to get with Paltrow to give her an orgasm.  |
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Post by Spitfire926f on Jan 23, 2021 1:22:30 GMT
I couldn't even imagine anyone wanting to get with Paltrow to give her an orgasm. Yeah, but to be fair, that's you with every woman because you're a homosuperior. |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2021 1:24:24 GMT
I couldn't even imagine anyone wanting to get with Paltrow to give her an orgasm. Yeah, but to be fair, that's you with every woman because you're a homosuperior. Even if I wasn't, I doubt Paltrow would register on my straight primate radar....  Spitfire926f, you would be the only woman for me if I wasn't born homosuperior. I would cross oceans of time to find you...... 
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Post by movieliker on Jan 23, 2021 1:56:58 GMT
I couldn't even imagine anyone wanting to get with Paltrow to give her an orgasm. I think she is attractive. I'd be more than happy to get to know her better. |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2021 2:01:37 GMT
I couldn't even imagine anyone wanting to get with Paltrow to give her an orgasm. I think she is attractive. I'd be more than happy to get to know her better. I was just being facetious, I wouldn't know the first thing about being sexually attracted to a female. I can tell an attractive woman, just more from the aesthetic dynamic and if I was into chicks, there are far better looking woman than Paltrow. I personally feel she is rather plain and bland. I like her mother Blyth Danner better as an actress too. I think she always embellishes a film she stars in.
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Post by movieliker on Jan 23, 2021 2:06:47 GMT
I think she is attractive. I'd be more than happy to get to know her better. I was just being facetious, I wouldn't know the first thing about being sexually attracted to a female. I can tell an attractive woman, just more from the aesthetic dynamic and if I was into chicks, there are far better looking woman than Paltrow. I personally feel she is rather plain and bland. I like her mother Blyth Danner better as an actress too. I think she always embellishes a film she stars in. Well, as long as she's clean and healthy, and her personality is appealling. I don't know her personally. But her public persona seems nice. |
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Post by gameboy on Jan 23, 2021 2:07:04 GMT
Sorry, but this is just nasty. If it wasn't Vanity Fair and a well known source I would question its veracity.
Plus, if I buy one, am I getting some douche scented smell like lavender or vanilla?
Sorry again, but those not truly vagina scents. If it's natural it would smell more like musk, or god forbid tuna.
It reminds me of the "Ben Affleck's balls" scratch and sniff stickers I keep in my nightstand.
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Post by movieliker on Jan 23, 2021 2:07:57 GMT
Sorry, but this is just nasty. If it wasn't Vanity Fair and a well known source I would question its veracity.
Plus, if I buy one, am I getting some douche scented smell like lavender or vanilla?
Sorry again, but those not truly vagina scents. If it's natural it would smell more like musk, or god forbid tuna.
It reminds me of the "Ben Affleck's balls" scratch and sniff stickers I keep in my nightstand.
Vaginas don't smell like douches. |
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Post by gameboy on Jan 23, 2021 2:12:51 GMT
Sorry, but this is just nasty. If it wasn't Vanity Fair and a well known source I would question its veracity.
Plus, if I buy one, am I getting some douche scented smell like lavender or vanilla?
Sorry again, but those not truly vagina scents. If it's natural it would smell more like musk, or god forbid tuna.
It reminds me of the "Ben Affleck's balls" scratch and sniff stickers I keep in my nightstand.
Vaginas don't smell like douches. Yeah, that's my point. Is she being a phony and using a flowery fragrance? Or is it the real deal? Inquiring minds wanna know.
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Post by Spitfire926f on Jan 23, 2021 2:15:38 GMT
Yeah, but to be fair, that's you with every woman because you're a homosuperior. Even if I wasn't, I doubt Paltrow would register on my straight primate radar.... Spitfire926f, you would be the only woman for me if I wasn't born homosuperior. I would cross oceans of time to find you...... If only I was the right sex, we might be soulmates 😘 |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2021 2:18:44 GMT
Even if I wasn't, I doubt Paltrow would register on my straight primate radar.... Spitfire926f , you would be the only woman for me if I wasn't born homosuperior. I would cross oceans of time to find you...... If only I was the right sex, we might be soulmates 😘 If you were the awesome sex, we could be more than soulmates too......  One very wise and enlightened lady I know commented that your soul mate is not your sexual partner. For some that may work though.
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2021 2:29:47 GMT
Vaginas don't smell like douches. Yeah, that's my point. Is she being a phony and using a flowery fragrance? Or is it the real deal? Inquiring minds wanna know. Its all bollocks. It is Paltrow marketing common fragrances to boost up her own narcissism of something she thinks is amusing or will attract men to want to buy it. I would hate to think what her orgasms really smell like when emanating from her vagina. I guess its about woman power. If a male celebrity did similar about the smell of his dick after sex, he would be considered a creep, but she gets a free pass.
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Post by movieliker on Jan 23, 2021 2:46:14 GMT
Yeah, that's my point. Is she being a phony and using a flowery fragrance? Or is it the real deal? Inquiring minds wanna know. Its all bollocks. It is Paltrow marketing common fragrances to boost up her own narcissism of something she thinks is amusing or will attract men to want to buy it. I would hate to think what her orgasms really smell like when emanating from her vagina. I guess its about woman power. If a male celebrity did similar about the smell of his dick after sex, he would be considered a creep, but she gets a free pass. I think you make some good points. But I'm not sure that you are the right person to judge a woman. |
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Post by movieliker on Jan 23, 2021 2:47:16 GMT
Vaginas don't smell like douches. Yeah, that's my point. Is she being a phony and using a flowery fragrance? Or is it the real deal? Inquiring minds wanna know. How is this any different than the nonsense crap women usually buy? |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2021 2:56:14 GMT
Its all bollocks. It is Paltrow marketing common fragrances to boost up her own narcissism of something she thinks is amusing or will attract men to want to buy it. I would hate to think what her orgasms really smell like when emanating from her vagina. I guess its about woman power. If a male celebrity did similar about the smell of his dick after sex, he would be considered a creep, but she gets a free pass. I think you make some good points. But I'm not sure that you are the right person to judge a woman.I'm not quite clear on your point here. Judgement or assumption about an intention of someone is genderless. It doesn't have to involve sexual feelings for someone.
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